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Fatmire and Kris Humphries Never Even Had Sex, God

A photo of Fatmire Sinanaj Look, I know that some of you can't appreciate Fatmire here as much as I can. And I respect that, I really do. I admire your ability to just say no to all the new train wreck fame whores on the block, but that just not an ability that I have. I can't look away from this, and as much as I wish I could, I just can't quit Fatmire. I can't. I'm sorry. Now that that's out of the way, let me tell you all about how Fatmire is now claiming that she never even had sex with Kris Humphries. This ...

Le Sigh: Scarlett Johansson STILL Too Sexy for Movies, Life

photo of scarlett johansson boyfriend pictures And I say "still too sexy" because duh, don't you remember the interview she did way, way back in May (May! Of 2012!) saying that she never wanted to be a sex symbol in Hollywood, and how she tries just so hard not to sexualize every single character she plays, but fails endlessly because her sultry sexuality just seeps through her flimsy sex filter. Because yeah. She's doing the same interview all over again with next month's Marie Claire, where she---surprise, surprise---talks all about how s...

Evil Beet Needs Your Help!

photo of modern galaxy pictures So, Evil Beet has decided to take another grand step into the new millennium, and in doing so, has decided to give the site a new, fresh look! I know---some of you are groaning and shaking your fists and promising to never come back to the site again if we even slightly change the color formatting of the comments, and guys. Guys. I hear you. I'm generally so resistant to change that I get stomachaches when I realize that---oh my God, horror of all horrors---I have to use the backup laundry...

WATCH THIS: The ‘Oz the Great and Powerful’ Trailer is Here and James Franco’s Head Did Not Dominate, Thankfully

Alright, so, all James Franco aside, this movie looks like it's going to be phenomenal. But don't take it from me---take it from Sam Raimi, who's (Sam Raimi is a demigod in some circles, being that he was the mastermind behind 'Evil Dead', which, if you haven't seen it, GO NOW) directing the flick. From the movie's Comic Con panel: Sam Raimi on 'Oz': "This is a very straightforward family picture. I would say it's a very classically Disney type of movie. It's all about these characters and their interactions with each other, the friendships they make. How some characters are sinners, how they hurt others, how those sins can grow. It's about finally recognizing the things you do in this world have consequences, and how to be the best person you can be is really the story of this film. That's the most exciting kind of story for me, the ones that have character growth, and I think James Franco's character has a little bit of character growth in this film." Mila Kunis on working with Sam Raimi: "Listen, Sam is fantastic. I don't know where to begin. I would do craft service for Sam if he asked me to." Michelle Williams on Sam Raimi, also: "I had never made a movie like this before. I've never made such a big movie before. I didn't know what it was going to be like. I didn't know if the things that concern me, Sam would have time for, or patience for. Not only did he have time and patience in the beginning when we were rehearsing, he had patience for them on the 17th hour of the sixth day. For me it was a very holistic experience; it was a real melding of my work life and my personal life. My film family and my real family." Raimi, on James Franco: "He's a great collaborator. James was much less collaborative when I first worked with him. He was a real serious actor, I think he still had his James Dean hat on; he was doing it his way. I worked with him with certain limitations. We couldn't communicate about everything as deeply as we did on this picture. [In this movie] there was a great sense of openness, collaboration, and patience. Now that James is a filmmaker, he understands all the things that go into a shot. He's developed that patience." On the flying monkeys in 'The Wizard of Oz', and whether they will have a part in 'Oz': "The teaser they showed today, the Wicked Witch has an army of flying baboons. We're actually still developing them, but the teaser demanded that they come out right now. There is also a flying monkey in the story, different than the baboons, a nice flying monkey, so don't worry." On whether the book Wicked was thrown around in the idea of developing this movie: "No. We were just using Baum's books as a road map. We stayed with the thesis: who is that guy behind the curtain?" So. Are we all in agreement that this movie's going to be pretty darn fabulous? Because duh, it is. /> Alright, so, all James Franco aside, this movie looks like it's going to be phenomenal. But don't take it from me---take it from Sam Raimi, who's (Sam Raimi is a demigod in some circles, being that he was the mastermind behind 'Evil Dead', which, if you haven't seen it, GO NOW) directing the flick. From the movie's Comic Con panel: Sam Raimi on 'Oz': "This is a very straightforward family picture. I would say it's a very classically Disney type of movie. It's all about these character...

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Love It or Leave It: Kristen Stewart is the Best

photo of kristen stewart comic con pictures 2012 bella swan pic Have I told you lately how in love I am with Kristen Stewart? Seriously, it's like everything she does is just pure magic. I think she is just positively beautiful, and she can probably do no wrong. Even at her greasiest, she's still one boss bitch. She's real, and she's truthful, and she's not afraid to tell it like it is. In a recent interview at Comic Con (where the above photo was taken), she was asked about the sex scenes in Breaking Dawn, to which she answered that she wanted to go ape-shit. A...

Oh My Gosh, Lindsay Lohan Looks So Good

photo of lindsay lohan pictures going bald pictures 2012 lady gaga pic And her hair! Oh my goodness. It's like the beautiful, ethereal crowning glory that Lindsay, as a beautiful, ethereal person herself, deserves. You need to check out all this glory: This was the back-view of Lindsay Lohan as she exited the E Baldi restaurant, picking up some take-out last night in Beverly Hills, and believe me---THE IRONY IS ABSOLUTELY NOT LOST UPON ME. Don't know if you can recognize it when it's right in front of your face, guys, but this---this!---is straight A-lis...

Now We’re Supposed to Believe That Katie Didn’t Have Any Dirt on Tom

A photo of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes From TMZ: Tom Cruise did NOT settle his divorce with Katie Holmes because he feared she might spill secrets about the actor -- this according to Tom's lawyer. Attorney Bert Fields scoffs at reports claiming Tom was fearful of what Katie might reveal, telling TMZ, "Tom had nothing to hide and did nothing in the agreement to hide anything.  People are just making this stuff up." As for the child custody arrangement, it appears Tom will indeed have the "significant" contact with Suri that...

Everyone Is Leaving American Idol Again

A photo of Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler Do you remember the feeling that you had when Paula Abdul left American Idol? It was this cold, empty feeling, like your soul was just starting to realize that it would never again be whole. And there were a couple of years that sort of blurred by with Kara DioGuardi and Ellen DeGeneres, and you watched just to fill the void, but you knew that you could never feel that magical feeling that you felt before. It hurt, but you found solace in the knowledge that nothing could ever hurt as much a...

Ryan Gosling in ’50 Shades of Grey’?

photo of ryan gosling in a suit christian grey pictures Oh God kill me now. From Entertainmentwise: Ladbrokes have posted their odds on who will grab the titles character roles in the upcoming adaption of hit novel Fifty Shades of Grey with Ryan Gosling in the lead. Bookies have jumped on the books [sic] current success and joined in the fascination with who might play the characters of Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele in the movie version. Drive star Ryan Gosling is currently the favourite with odds at 2/1 followed by Vampire Diaries hunk I...

Fat Adam Still Has a Thing for Models, Huh?

photo of adam levine and behati prinsloo pictures Yeah, I know: he's not fat and that's not nice. But I'm one of the few women who think Adam Levine's a tool and wouldn't touch him with a ten-foot tool. Pole. Whatever. Same thing. Adam's latest girlfriend is (another) supermodel, Behati Prinsloo. People has the exclusive report that the two were dining together in New York City, and left the restaurant holding hands. It's officially on: The Voice's Adam Levine was spotted holding hands with a new gal pal in New York City on Tuesday. Th...