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The winner on ...
Penn State won't remove Joe Paterno's statue. [The Superficial]
Katie the ... disciplinarian? [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce writes---and reads---a love letter to Michelle Obama. [Bossip]
What Alyson Hannigan looks like eight weeks post-partum. [Starpulse]
Jennifer Lopez is planning a movie comeback. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Steve Martin and the Muppets. [theBERRY]
Hugh Jackman wants to know if you'd still hit it. [Cele|bitchy]
This'll end well. [Amy Grindhouse]
PHOTOS: The hottest celebrities of Comic Con. [Celebslam]
Reese Witherspoon is about to p...
"It was hard when I was first in the industry and people were like: 'No, you are fat'. But my body is something that you have to work out and eat healthily for. I’m not doing drugs or not eating. I want to enjoy life and I can’t be enjoying life if I’m not eating and miserable."
Of course you guys all remember that Kate Upton's, you know, totally fat and stuff, right? Because she's still "fat" and she's still unapologetic about it.
During a recent interview, where she addressed the ...
You know, Lindsay has really been outdoing herself with her meth hijinks this summer, hasn't she? There's been all that Liz and Dick greatness, then there was that suicide themed photo shoot. She even had us thinking that she died that one time, remember? It's been so much to keep up with that I almost forgot about that time she wrecked that rental car on the highway.
So what did Lindsay lie about? Well, remember how she gave out a zillion excuses for why she ran her car into the back of a giant truck? She said the truck...
Yes, noble knight Chris Brown is, in fact, worried about Rihanna's excessive partying, because I guess it's cool if he has to viciously assault her as long as she's not binge drinking while he's doing it. Very sound logic.
Let's go ahead and get some background first before we roll our eyes at Chris Brown though, all right? See, we've heard before that Rihanna has been partying hard for the past few months, and it does seem to be getting worse. A week or so ago, Rihanna's grandmother died,...
Do you see that expression that Kate Gosselin has on her face right there? That's her "I swear to God, I swear to God, I do everything for you ungrateful little bastards and you can't do this one thing for me, this one thing, so see if I ever buy you a goddamn Happy Meal ever again" face. That one thing she wants her kids to do, by the way? Hang out and watch reruns of Kate Plus 8. Yeah, I'd sacrifice a Happy Meal to avoid that, too.
But really, here are a few recent updates from Kate's Twi...
I'm telling you right now, that as I write these words, I've yet to see this video. But I'm completely and utterly judging it before I do, because I just know that it's going to be f-cking awful. Madonna, like I've said before, hasn't made a good video since 'Frozen', and even *that* was allegedly plagiarized ... or didn't you know? Well, since we've been talking about Madonna talking about Lady Gaga ripping off 'Express Yourself' for 'Born This Way', and talking about Madonna being sued for stealing samples for 'Vogue', we'll talk about how she was sued---and lost---for plagiarism and 'Frozen', too!:
Reuters, along with other news agencies, is reporting that Belgian songwriter Salvatore Acquaviva won a plagiarism lawsuit against pop sensation Madonna. In the suit, Acquaviva claimed that the melody from Madonna’s 1998 hit song “Frozen” was lifted from his “Ma Vie Fout L’camp (My Life’s Getting Nowhere)”.
The ruling, which also required stores to remove copies of the song and for broadcasters to stop playing it, did not set any damages but, instead, left those to be negotiated at a later date.
In short, UGH, Madonna. I don't even want to watch this video. I don't even have to in order to know it sucks. You guys watch it---tell me what your thoughts are. And if you think the video's all that bad, then I'll definitely watch it. />
I'm telling you right now, that as I write these words, I've yet to see this video. But I'm completely and utterly judging it before I do, because I just know that it's going to be f-cking awful. Madonna, like I've said before, hasn't made a good video since 'Frozen', and even *that* was allegedly plagiarized ... or didn't you know? Well, since we've been talking about Madonna talking about Lady Gaga ripping off 'Express Yourself' for 'Born This Way', and talking about Madonna being sued for stealin...
It's just official. Miley Cyrus gets hotter and hotter and hotter as the days go by. Look at that face! I remember a time where I did nothing but mercilessly mock the adolescent Miley Cyrus for being all teeth and chipmunk cheeks and humpback and honking voice, and now look at her! This is one gorgeous woman! She really has turned out pretty ungodly over the years, hasn't she?
This photo was posted to Miley's Twitter over the weekend, and it showcased her new blonde highlights, which finally took the...
This news came out late last week, and I didn't get a chance to cover it, but I think it's really interesting and I'd like to discuss it, so just suck it up if you've heard it already, all right? If you haven't heard it already, here's the deal: there's this rumor that Katie Holmes doesn't even like her daughter's name, so she wants to change it now that she's out of Tom's grip. Weird, right?
It turns out that Katie never liked Suri's name (which, by the way, is Persian and means "red rose,"...
And just to clarify, I'm not saying that Michael Lohan is going to step up and actually try to be a good father to the children he already has. No, when I say that Michael Lohan is going to be a dad again, I mean that, in just a few months' time, he's going to have a brand new kid to screw up. Because Michael Lohan knows what he's good at, and he's not going to hide his light under a bushel basket any longer.
Are you cringing just thinking about that? Yes? Well, then I have a bonus cringe for you: the mother of Michael's latest spaw...
You know who I thought was seriously the prettiest lady I'd ever seen when I was a young kid? Julia Roberts. That's right. I saw 'Pretty Woman' at a pretty young age, and though I didn't really understand the premise of "streetwalker" or "prostitute" or "paid for sex" (whatever "sex" was at that young age), I knew that the story was magical and real and I loved loved loved Julia Roberts from then on out. I loved her as Shelby in 'Steel Magnolias', I loved her as Daisy in 'Mystic Pizza', Tinkerbel...
So it would appear that all of the information regarding the "crime" scene and the circumstances surrounding Sage Stallone's death has come in, and sources have confirmed that Sage's autopsy was completed this afternoon. As in done. Over with. And there is a lot---A LOT---of mismatched stories floating around out there (i.e., Sage was on drugs/he wasn't on drugs, it was suicide/it was accidental, he was a hermit who lived in deplorable conditions and who had a raging alcohol problem/he was a genteel s...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on ...
Penn State won't remove Joe Paterno's statue. [The Superficial]
Katie the ... disciplinarian? [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce writes---and reads---a love letter to Michelle Obama. [Bossip]
What Alyson Hannigan looks like eight weeks post-partum. [Starpulse]
Jennifer Lopez is planning a movie comeback. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Steve Martin and the Muppets. [theBERRY]
Hugh Jackman wants to know if you'd still hit it. [Cele|bitchy]
This'll end well. [Amy Grindhouse]
PHOTOS: The hottest celebrities of Comic Con. [Celebslam]
Reese Witherspoon is about to p...
"It was hard when I was first in the industry and people were like: 'No, you are fat'. But my body is something that you have to work out and eat healthily for. I’m not doing drugs or not eating. I want to enjoy life and I can’t be enjoying life if I’m not eating and miserable."
Of course you guys all remember that Kate Upton's, you know, totally fat and stuff, right? Because she's still "fat" and she's still unapologetic about it.
During a recent interview, where she addressed the ...
You know, Lindsay has really been outdoing herself with her meth hijinks this summer, hasn't she? There's been all that Liz and Dick greatness, then there was that suicide themed photo shoot. She even had us thinking that she died that one time, remember? It's been so much to keep up with that I almost forgot about that time she wrecked that rental car on the highway.
So what did Lindsay lie about? Well, remember how she gave out a zillion excuses for why she ran her car into the back of a giant truck? She said the truck...
Yes, noble knight Chris Brown is, in fact, worried about Rihanna's excessive partying, because I guess it's cool if he has to viciously assault her as long as she's not binge drinking while he's doing it. Very sound logic.
Let's go ahead and get some background first before we roll our eyes at Chris Brown though, all right? See, we've heard before that Rihanna has been partying hard for the past few months, and it does seem to be getting worse. A week or so ago, Rihanna's grandmother died,...
Do you see that expression that Kate Gosselin has on her face right there? That's her "I swear to God, I swear to God, I do everything for you ungrateful little bastards and you can't do this one thing for me, this one thing, so see if I ever buy you a goddamn Happy Meal ever again" face. That one thing she wants her kids to do, by the way? Hang out and watch reruns of Kate Plus 8. Yeah, I'd sacrifice a Happy Meal to avoid that, too.
But really, here are a few recent updates from Kate's Twi...
It's just official. Miley Cyrus gets hotter and hotter and hotter as the days go by. Look at that face! I remember a time where I did nothing but mercilessly mock the adolescent Miley Cyrus for being all teeth and chipmunk cheeks and humpback and honking voice, and now look at her! This is one gorgeous woman! She really has turned out pretty ungodly over the years, hasn't she?
This photo was posted to Miley's Twitter over the weekend, and it showcased her new blonde highlights, which finally took the...
This news came out late last week, and I didn't get a chance to cover it, but I think it's really interesting and I'd like to discuss it, so just suck it up if you've heard it already, all right? If you haven't heard it already, here's the deal: there's this rumor that Katie Holmes doesn't even like her daughter's name, so she wants to change it now that she's out of Tom's grip. Weird, right?
It turns out that Katie never liked Suri's name (which, by the way, is Persian and means "red rose,"...
And just to clarify, I'm not saying that Michael Lohan is going to step up and actually try to be a good father to the children he already has. No, when I say that Michael Lohan is going to be a dad again, I mean that, in just a few months' time, he's going to have a brand new kid to screw up. Because Michael Lohan knows what he's good at, and he's not going to hide his light under a bushel basket any longer.
Are you cringing just thinking about that? Yes? Well, then I have a bonus cringe for you: the mother of Michael's latest spaw...
You know who I thought was seriously the prettiest lady I'd ever seen when I was a young kid? Julia Roberts. That's right. I saw 'Pretty Woman' at a pretty young age, and though I didn't really understand the premise of "streetwalker" or "prostitute" or "paid for sex" (whatever "sex" was at that young age), I knew that the story was magical and real and I loved loved loved Julia Roberts from then on out. I loved her as Shelby in 'Steel Magnolias', I loved her as Daisy in 'Mystic Pizza', Tinkerbel...
So it would appear that all of the information regarding the "crime" scene and the circumstances surrounding Sage Stallone's death has come in, and sources have confirmed that Sage's autopsy was completed this afternoon. As in done. Over with. And there is a lot---A LOT---of mismatched stories floating around out there (i.e., Sage was on drugs/he wasn't on drugs, it was suicide/it was accidental, he was a hermit who lived in deplorable conditions and who had a raging alcohol problem/he was a genteel s...