You know, I was going to wait and use this as next week's 'Caption This', but I found it too good to pass up, especially in light of the Madonna-douchebaggery that seems to be so epic and so rampant lately. Honestly. This is it. I don't even have a story to run with this picture; the photo is it. You know, Madonna, performing something on one of her concert tour stops, and with this face.
I don't know. I guess we should be counting our blessings and thanking our lucky star that, at the very least, there's no nipple or asscheek in this picture. Yo...
I wonder if there will ever come a day when every single person in the world stops feeling the need to broadcast their opinion of Chris Brown. I'm not saying that in a judgey way, because of course I have my own opinion of Chris, and I do broadcast that opinion on a fairly regular basis, I'm just curious. Will there ever be a time when the majority of us gossipers have the outlook of "Chris Brown, whatever," or will he continue to inspire lots of feelings for the rest of his career?
Anyway,...
All right, all right, I know that last week I expressed some sympathy for Tom Cruise when we heard a story about how he first became involved with Scientology. I couldn't help but feel sorry for him when that story was spun to make Tom look like a naive simpleton with a heart of gold, but I'm over it now. Now, I'm able to laugh forever about how hard some people are trying to make Tom look like a pitiful, innocent saint in the aftermath of this divorce.
Take, for instance, this week's People...
Blake Lively's cleavage! [The Superficial]
Leonardo DiCaprio is putting on some serious weight. [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce's rocking the box braids again. [Bossip]
Zach Galifianakis is SMALL. [Starpulse]
Details on Halle Berry's hospital visit. [TMZ]
A really blurry 'Man of Steel' trailer. [The Blemish]
Christian Grey. In suspenders. [theBERRY]
Even better than the 'Dark Knight'? [Huff Po]
Josh Hutcherson sports a hickey. [Socialite Life]
Did Kristen Stewart get implants? [Cele|bitchy]
W...
You guys, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is just adorable. I mean, first, come on. Look at these pictures. He goes beyond "adorable" territory and into "f-cking hot" territory in a matter of suits (check out the gallery---trust me: check out the gallery).
This is JGL on the cover of August 2012's GQ, which featured Joe in a variety of three-piece suits and took him for an interview through his old stomping grounds in Van Nuys, California. Here's a few great quotes from the interview.
At the ripe ...
From TMZ:
Halle Berry was rushed to the hospital Tuesday night after suffering an injury while shooting a movie.
Sources tell TMZ ... Halle hit her head on concrete after taking a nasty fall.
According to a photo agency, Halle was taken to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in L.A. We're told the injury occurred at around 10 PM. There was an ambulance on scene, and it appears that's how Halle was transported.
Halle was shooting the movie, "The Hive." You'll recall she suffered an ankle injury duri...
"I don't want that slutty whore touching my baby boy! Tell her to keep her filthy whore hands to her filthy whore self, because if she comes nosin' around my house, I got a shotgun that'll nose right back! She ain't nothin' but trash, and I won't have that, not for my son. If she wants a new man, she can go to the STREET CORNER or the DUMP, not my neighborhood. I'm ain't havin' it."
- Maria Shriver on why she doesn't want Taylor Swift dating her son, Patrick Schwarzenegger*.
But yeah...
Oh man, this is just like that time that The Rock went to Splash Mountain last year and had his picture taken on a ride, which is awesome, because that was one of my very favorite times.
As you can see, Kim Kardashian and Kanye, along with little Kendall Jenner on the far left there, went to Magic Mountain. Thanks to this darling photo that Kim tweeted, we now know that Kim cries on rollercoasters, Kanye absolutely loves them, and Kendall is one of those bitches that's too dumb to pull her ...
My apologies, friends. I know that we've already talked about Justin Bieber's sex life today, and that really should have been it. You shouldn't have to hear about the specifics of any other douchey celebrities' penis habits, and I know that. I just wish I could respect it.
But Charlie Sheen tweets during sex. How am I supposed to keep that to myself?
This wonderful news was brought to us by one of Charlie's former goddesses, Bree Olson, a woman who is working on branching out of the p...
From Radar:
Anne Hathaway and fiance Adam Shulmancertainly were celebrating something exciting on Thursday night and eyewitnesses exclusively tell RadarOnline.com that the happy couple may have just announced baby news to their families!
"Not only did both Anne and Adam have their parents at dinner with them, which is unusual, but the amount of enthusiasm and excitement made it clear that they were celebrating some major news," an eyewitness said.
"And while everyone else sipped on ...
Oh, I'm sorry, did you think that Fatmire was going to go away quietly? After that whole pregnancy scam fell through, she had to think of some way to stay in the spotlight. And what better way to do it than to start tweeting at your fake ex-boyfriend's ex?
From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian just got a WARNING from a woman with whom she has something in common -- Kris Humphries ... and the warning is ... BACK OFF!
Myla Sinanaj just tweeted to Kim, "Why don't u enjoy ur Miami trip and stop sendi...
I'm sure a time will come when I don't show you guys every single picture that Jessica Simpson tweets of her baby, just like I'm sure there will come a time when we don't have to give you guys a Katie Holmes update just so that you all know that she's still alive. But today, as you can see, is certainly not that day.
LOOK AT HER CHUBBY LITTLE CHEEKS! Aww, you guys, she's sitting outside in the garden like a grown up! And her precious little striped onesie with the little feet, and her little hands that you can't really see in this...
You know, I was going to wait and use this as next week's 'Caption This', but I found it too good to pass up, especially in light of the Madonna-douchebaggery that seems to be so epic and so rampant lately. Honestly. This is it. I don't even have a story to run with this picture; the photo is it. You know, Madonna, performing something on one of her concert tour stops, and with this face.
I don't know. I guess we should be counting our blessings and thanking our lucky star that, at the very least, there's no nipple or asscheek in this picture. Yo...
I wonder if there will ever come a day when every single person in the world stops feeling the need to broadcast their opinion of Chris Brown. I'm not saying that in a judgey way, because of course I have my own opinion of Chris, and I do broadcast that opinion on a fairly regular basis, I'm just curious. Will there ever be a time when the majority of us gossipers have the outlook of "Chris Brown, whatever," or will he continue to inspire lots of feelings for the rest of his career?
Anyway,...
All right, all right, I know that last week I expressed some sympathy for Tom Cruise when we heard a story about how he first became involved with Scientology. I couldn't help but feel sorry for him when that story was spun to make Tom look like a naive simpleton with a heart of gold, but I'm over it now. Now, I'm able to laugh forever about how hard some people are trying to make Tom look like a pitiful, innocent saint in the aftermath of this divorce.
Take, for instance, this week's People...
Blake Lively's cleavage! [The Superficial]
Leonardo DiCaprio is putting on some serious weight. [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce's rocking the box braids again. [Bossip]
Zach Galifianakis is SMALL. [Starpulse]
Details on Halle Berry's hospital visit. [TMZ]
A really blurry 'Man of Steel' trailer. [The Blemish]
Christian Grey. In suspenders. [theBERRY]
Even better than the 'Dark Knight'? [Huff Po]
Josh Hutcherson sports a hickey. [Socialite Life]
Did Kristen Stewart get implants? [Cele|bitchy]
W...
You guys, Joseph Gordon-Levitt is just adorable. I mean, first, come on. Look at these pictures. He goes beyond "adorable" territory and into "f-cking hot" territory in a matter of suits (check out the gallery---trust me: check out the gallery).
This is JGL on the cover of August 2012's GQ, which featured Joe in a variety of three-piece suits and took him for an interview through his old stomping grounds in Van Nuys, California. Here's a few great quotes from the interview.
At the ripe ...
From TMZ:
Halle Berry was rushed to the hospital Tuesday night after suffering an injury while shooting a movie.
Sources tell TMZ ... Halle hit her head on concrete after taking a nasty fall.
According to a photo agency, Halle was taken to Cedars Sinai Medical Center in L.A. We're told the injury occurred at around 10 PM. There was an ambulance on scene, and it appears that's how Halle was transported.
Halle was shooting the movie, "The Hive." You'll recall she suffered an ankle injury duri...
"I don't want that slutty whore touching my baby boy! Tell her to keep her filthy whore hands to her filthy whore self, because if she comes nosin' around my house, I got a shotgun that'll nose right back! She ain't nothin' but trash, and I won't have that, not for my son. If she wants a new man, she can go to the STREET CORNER or the DUMP, not my neighborhood. I'm ain't havin' it."
- Maria Shriver on why she doesn't want Taylor Swift dating her son, Patrick Schwarzenegger*.
But yeah...
Oh man, this is just like that time that The Rock went to Splash Mountain last year and had his picture taken on a ride, which is awesome, because that was one of my very favorite times.
As you can see, Kim Kardashian and Kanye, along with little Kendall Jenner on the far left there, went to Magic Mountain. Thanks to this darling photo that Kim tweeted, we now know that Kim cries on rollercoasters, Kanye absolutely loves them, and Kendall is one of those bitches that's too dumb to pull her ...
My apologies, friends. I know that we've already talked about Justin Bieber's sex life today, and that really should have been it. You shouldn't have to hear about the specifics of any other douchey celebrities' penis habits, and I know that. I just wish I could respect it.
But Charlie Sheen tweets during sex. How am I supposed to keep that to myself?
This wonderful news was brought to us by one of Charlie's former goddesses, Bree Olson, a woman who is working on branching out of the p...
From Radar:
Anne Hathaway and fiance Adam Shulmancertainly were celebrating something exciting on Thursday night and eyewitnesses exclusively tell RadarOnline.com that the happy couple may have just announced baby news to their families!
"Not only did both Anne and Adam have their parents at dinner with them, which is unusual, but the amount of enthusiasm and excitement made it clear that they were celebrating some major news," an eyewitness said.
"And while everyone else sipped on ...
Oh, I'm sorry, did you think that Fatmire was going to go away quietly? After that whole pregnancy scam fell through, she had to think of some way to stay in the spotlight. And what better way to do it than to start tweeting at your fake ex-boyfriend's ex?
From TMZ:
Kim Kardashian just got a WARNING from a woman with whom she has something in common -- Kris Humphries ... and the warning is ... BACK OFF!
Myla Sinanaj just tweeted to Kim, "Why don't u enjoy ur Miami trip and stop sendi...
I'm sure a time will come when I don't show you guys every single picture that Jessica Simpson tweets of her baby, just like I'm sure there will come a time when we don't have to give you guys a Katie Holmes update just so that you all know that she's still alive. But today, as you can see, is certainly not that day.
LOOK AT HER CHUBBY LITTLE CHEEKS! Aww, you guys, she's sitting outside in the garden like a grown up! And her precious little striped onesie with the little feet, and her little hands that you can't really see in this...