This is one of those stories that everyone is talking about, and even though I don't really buy it, I feel obligated to present it to you anyway. And you know, we are going to be talking about boobs here, so I don't feel like I'm putting you out or anything. Can you deal with a whole story about analyzing boobs?
The boobs in question (LOL, boobs) belong to Kristen Stewart. That picture up there, that was taken this past weekend at Comic-Con. Got it? And now here's a picture of her that was ...
First of all, ew. The guy's 72 years old. And yeah, I realize that 72-year-old men can still get it up (in most cases), and often don't have the lady company that, say, a 52-year-old man might, and they have to, quite literally, take matters into their own hands, but God. Gross. And he *does* have a wife, Mary, to whom he's been married for just about forty years.
Fred Willard, if you don't know who he is, is most notable (to me, at least) from his cameos in two of my favorite shows, 'The G...
From the UK's Daily Mail:
... Last night hundreds of die-hard Madonna fans abandoned their Queen of Pop by marching out of London's Hyde Park during her MDNA concert - some branding it the worst they had ever seen.
Even a sexy striptease on stage left fans cold- one simply stated: 'When Madonna has concerts in her 50s where she strips herself on stage, you know her career is as dead as myspace.'
OK. No big surprise there. Madonna does a shitty show these days. Are you all that surprised...
And why do they all have creepy mustaches? I don't know, guys. There are many mysteries in this world, guys, and this happens to be one of the creepier ones.
What I want to talk about, however, is the fact that my personal favorite New Kids on the Block-er used to be this creepy, creepy Danny Wood. He looks like a meth freak that's been living under a bridge in a desert for six years (which might not be too far from the truth, considering the NKOTB have only been "back" for a few years now as ...
I know lots of you guys are going to say, "Ugh, what the f-ck is up with the silly jumpsuit," but I'm here to hold up a big "Do Not Enter" sign in front of this photo to deflect all criticism. Because I LOVE THE JUMPSUIT. Oh my God I love it so much. I love the hair, I love the jumpsuit, I love the jumpsuit with the hair ... there's really nothing at all wrong with this entire ensemble, and while some of you are going to think, "Har har, there goes silly bitch Sarah's scathing sarcasm again," ...
Well, it's Blue Ivy and Beyonce, but you know, whatever, we see that broad every day. Blue Ivy, though, we haven't really seen all that much of her at all. There have been several paparazzi shots of Beyonce with her baby, but she's always entirely covered up so that you can't see her face. Then, of course, there were those photos of Blue that were posted on Tumblr, but that was way back in February.
Today is a brand new day though, and we have a candid shot from somebody who happened to be...
Also, did you know? Justin Bieber carries himself in a more manly way, too! Can you even believe it? I can't. It's just too much. I thought that we'd heard it all when we found out that Selena Gomez was just a waste of a girl, living only off of the sheer fame that emanates from Justin Bieber's manly, manly penis, but apparently I was wrong---it only gets better.
Here's what he had to say to RS about being a man and not a boy AT ALL:
“I feel like I carry myself in a more manly way. I don’t carry myself as a boy.”
...
And if *that* wasn't a horrifying enough prospect for you, you need to check out these photos of Octomom at her classy Florida strip gig. This photo, for example:
And if *that* wasn't a horrifying enough prospect for you, you need to check out these photos of Octomom at her classy Florida strip gig. This photo, for example:
LOL at the trashy young chick with cornrows hanging on a dude that could be her smutty grandpa (maybe) or her nasty old uncle (definitely) while he's all like, "Whatevs, girl. I'm just chilling. You know how I do."
And then you have this one:
Where it's like, is that even an ass? Or is that some kind...
Hey look! It's Ryan Gosling and the whole Gangster Squad thing that he's doing! Honestly, too, the movie promo poster is pretty impressive. Here's the trailer if you haven't already seen it:
And here's the official synopsis:
A chronicle of the LAPD's fight to keep East Coast Mafia types out of Los Angeles in the 1940s and 50s.
I don't care how stereotypical-mafioso Sean-Penn-is-kind-of-obnoxious it's going to be---it's got super-hot Ryan Gosling in it, and he's wearing things like that,...
From TMZ:
Our law enforcement sources confirm detectives found "several little baggies in the bedroom." One law enforcement source says the powder is being tested and suggests it could be cocaine or crushed Vicodin.
We're told there were no obvious signs of white powder on Sage's body when he was found.
As we first reported, authorities found "huge" empty prescription bottles in Sage's bedroom. A law enforcement source has now elaborated, telling TMZ they found "more than 60 gigantic bottles, lik...
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Sad, skinny Tom. [Lainey Gossip]
8 Things to learn from 'Breaking Dawn'. [Starpulse]
Kennedy wasn't on drugs, she had a seizure, duh. [TMZ]
Liam gets dishy on Miley. [Socialite Life]
George Michael is alive! [Seriously OMG]
Tom is "happy" to be with Suri. [The Frisky]
What Ashley Tisdale probably looks like when she's having sex. [Celebslam]
The ...
Oh Miley-girl. You're so badass with your duck face and middle finger-throwing tendencies. Color me shocked, or at the very least, the obnoxious pink color that you think flatters your face. That's a pretty shocking thing, too.
Naturally, no one from Miley's camp has had anything to say about this particular batch of "leaked" photos. They're pretty tame compared to that green bra-scandal that occurred those many years ago, which is to say "completely tame."
Also, here's a few photos of...
This is one of those stories that everyone is talking about, and even though I don't really buy it, I feel obligated to present it to you anyway. And you know, we are going to be talking about boobs here, so I don't feel like I'm putting you out or anything. Can you deal with a whole story about analyzing boobs?
The boobs in question (LOL, boobs) belong to Kristen Stewart. That picture up there, that was taken this past weekend at Comic-Con. Got it? And now here's a picture of her that was ...
First of all, ew. The guy's 72 years old. And yeah, I realize that 72-year-old men can still get it up (in most cases), and often don't have the lady company that, say, a 52-year-old man might, and they have to, quite literally, take matters into their own hands, but God. Gross. And he *does* have a wife, Mary, to whom he's been married for just about forty years.
Fred Willard, if you don't know who he is, is most notable (to me, at least) from his cameos in two of my favorite shows, 'The G...
From the UK's Daily Mail:
... Last night hundreds of die-hard Madonna fans abandoned their Queen of Pop by marching out of London's Hyde Park during her MDNA concert - some branding it the worst they had ever seen.
Even a sexy striptease on stage left fans cold- one simply stated: 'When Madonna has concerts in her 50s where she strips herself on stage, you know her career is as dead as myspace.'
OK. No big surprise there. Madonna does a shitty show these days. Are you all that surprised...
And why do they all have creepy mustaches? I don't know, guys. There are many mysteries in this world, guys, and this happens to be one of the creepier ones.
What I want to talk about, however, is the fact that my personal favorite New Kids on the Block-er used to be this creepy, creepy Danny Wood. He looks like a meth freak that's been living under a bridge in a desert for six years (which might not be too far from the truth, considering the NKOTB have only been "back" for a few years now as ...
I know lots of you guys are going to say, "Ugh, what the f-ck is up with the silly jumpsuit," but I'm here to hold up a big "Do Not Enter" sign in front of this photo to deflect all criticism. Because I LOVE THE JUMPSUIT. Oh my God I love it so much. I love the hair, I love the jumpsuit, I love the jumpsuit with the hair ... there's really nothing at all wrong with this entire ensemble, and while some of you are going to think, "Har har, there goes silly bitch Sarah's scathing sarcasm again," ...
Well, it's Blue Ivy and Beyonce, but you know, whatever, we see that broad every day. Blue Ivy, though, we haven't really seen all that much of her at all. There have been several paparazzi shots of Beyonce with her baby, but she's always entirely covered up so that you can't see her face. Then, of course, there were those photos of Blue that were posted on Tumblr, but that was way back in February.
Today is a brand new day though, and we have a candid shot from somebody who happened to be...
Also, did you know? Justin Bieber carries himself in a more manly way, too! Can you even believe it? I can't. It's just too much. I thought that we'd heard it all when we found out that Selena Gomez was just a waste of a girl, living only off of the sheer fame that emanates from Justin Bieber's manly, manly penis, but apparently I was wrong---it only gets better.
Here's what he had to say to RS about being a man and not a boy AT ALL:
“I feel like I carry myself in a more manly way. I don’t carry myself as a boy.”
...
And if *that* wasn't a horrifying enough prospect for you, you need to check out these photos of Octomom at her classy Florida strip gig. This photo, for example:
LOL at the trashy young chick with cornrows hanging on a dude that could be her smutty grandpa (maybe) or her nasty old uncle (definitely) while he's all like, "Whatevs, girl. I'm just chilling. You know how I do."
And then you have this one:
Where it's like, is that even an ass? Or is that some kind...
Hey look! It's Ryan Gosling and the whole Gangster Squad thing that he's doing! Honestly, too, the movie promo poster is pretty impressive. Here's the trailer if you haven't already seen it:
And here's the official synopsis:
A chronicle of the LAPD's fight to keep East Coast Mafia types out of Los Angeles in the 1940s and 50s.
I don't care how stereotypical-mafioso Sean-Penn-is-kind-of-obnoxious it's going to be---it's got super-hot Ryan Gosling in it, and he's wearing things like that,...
From TMZ:
Our law enforcement sources confirm detectives found "several little baggies in the bedroom." One law enforcement source says the powder is being tested and suggests it could be cocaine or crushed Vicodin.
We're told there were no obvious signs of white powder on Sage's body when he was found.
As we first reported, authorities found "huge" empty prescription bottles in Sage's bedroom. A law enforcement source has now elaborated, telling TMZ they found "more than 60 gigantic bottles, lik...
'Countdown': the Snuggie version. [OMGBlog]
The 'Dark Knight' is supposed to make Mitt Romney look bad. OK? [The Superficial]
Sad, skinny Tom. [Lainey Gossip]
8 Things to learn from 'Breaking Dawn'. [Starpulse]
Kennedy wasn't on drugs, she had a seizure, duh. [TMZ]
Liam gets dishy on Miley. [Socialite Life]
George Michael is alive! [Seriously OMG]
Tom is "happy" to be with Suri. [The Frisky]
What Ashley Tisdale probably looks like when she's having sex. [Celebslam]
The ...
Oh Miley-girl. You're so badass with your duck face and middle finger-throwing tendencies. Color me shocked, or at the very least, the obnoxious pink color that you think flatters your face. That's a pretty shocking thing, too.
Naturally, no one from Miley's camp has had anything to say about this particular batch of "leaked" photos. They're pretty tame compared to that green bra-scandal that occurred those many years ago, which is to say "completely tame."
Also, here's a few photos of...