Guys, LOL, hey guys! Remember these pictures of Mariah Carey and her labia? LOL!
But anyway, you know how Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler just quit their judging jobs on American Idol? And remember how X-Factor landed Britney f-cking Spears for their new panel of judges? Well, now that I've jogged your memory, it's pretty obvious to see why American Idol needs to step up their game and hire a massively famous new judge pretty soon, right?
From MTV:
Mariah Carey's songs might offici...
A couple of weeks ago, we learned that Usher's stepson, Kyle, the son of Tameka Foster, had been declared brain dead after a jet ski accident. At the time, it was unclear if Tameka had decided whether or not to take her son off of life support, but this morning, she made the difficult decision.
From TMZ:
Usher's 11-year-old stepson has passed away this morning from injuries suffered in a tragic jetski accident in Georgia earlier this month ... TMZ has learned.
Doctors removed 11-year-o...
That Tara Reid, always such a mystery! She's currently staying in a hospital in France, but for what? Is something wrong with her pancreas? Did she get a bad case of food poisoning? Did she take tumble off a jet ski? Did she, and this is what I hope is the truth, decide to take some time in a medical facility to fix every single thing that is wrong with her mind, body, and spirit?
We don't know. We just don't know.
According to TMZ, Tara has been in the hospital for a few days no...
Settle in, friends, because this is an amazing rags to riches story that almost never was.
This summer, Octomom has gone on a beautiful journey to heal herself. In years past, she refused to do any pornographic films, even if it meant earning some much needed money for her family. But this year, everything changed. Octomom was forced to go on welfare, and she very nearly lost her children after officials found them pooping in the yard. Just when she was at a low, low point, the right adult entertainment company made the right o...
"Speaking on behalf of the cast and crew of 'The Dark Knight Rises', I would like to express our profound sorrow at the senseless tragedy that has befallen the entire Aurora community.
I would not presume to know anything about the victims of the shooting but that they were there last night to watch a movie. I believe movies are one of the great American art forms and the shared experience of watching a story unfold on screen is an important and joyful pastime.
The movie theatre is my h...
You know, I'm a lot like Anne Frank in that despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. There are a few exceptions, of course, but I truly believe that as a whole, humans really do mean well. But that's not to say that the vast majority of people can't be really shitty at times, because obviously they can, Ashlee Simpson:
When Ashlee Simpson gave birth to her son, Bronx, three and a half years ago, her sister, Jessica, was a doting aunt.
“Jessica also sent gifts,...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Scientology leader David Miscavige called a secret emergency summit among the controversial church’s top celebrities to deal with the public fallout from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ divorce.
Sources told The Enquirer that among those contacted for the clandestine conference call were Hollywood hot shots John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Bijou Phillips, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman and Juliette Lewis.
The church has been on the defensive since Katie blind...
"This morning we woke up to news of a tragedy that reminds us of all the ways that we are united as one American family. The federal government stands ready to do whatever's necessary to bring whoever is responsible for this heinous crime to justice.
"We will take every step possible to ensure the safety of all of our people. We're going to stand by our neighbors in Colorado during this extraordinarily difficult time.
"Even as we learn how this happened and who's responsible, we may nev...
Remember back in May when we talked about Joaquin doing a real movie? It's this, and it also features Philip Seymour Hoffman, who was bought a drink in a bar by one of my friends in New York City this past week (which strikes me as odd, because hello---celebrities are kind of rich, they can kind of buy their own drinks, and yours, too), and according to IMDB, as previously reported, the movie is about ... well, this:
A 1950s-set drama centered on the relationship between a charismatic intellectual known as "the Master" whose faith-based organization begins to catch on in America, and a young drifter who becomes his right-hand man.
Looking back, now, if I knew then what I know now---about the Scientology Squirrels---I'd go ahead and say this movie was based on, duh, Scientology. And probably Tom Cruise, though he allegedly wasn't alive back in the 50s (though he probably was through some kind of Thetan mind control thing where his disembodied brain floated in a jar in some dank basement, making a list of Earthling women he'd like to impregnate in order to live on forever), too.
Consider me interested, to say the least. />
Remember back in May when we talked about Joaquin doing a real movie? It's this, and it also features Philip Seymour Hoffman, who was bought a drink in a bar by one of my friends in New York City this past week (which strikes me as odd, because hello---celebrities are kind of rich, they can kind of buy their own drinks, and yours, too), and according to IMDB, as previously reported, the movie is about ... well, this:
A 1950s-set drama centered on the relationship between a charismatic in...
You have got to be kidding me. Seriously, you have got to be f-cking kidding me. I'm seriously seeing red right now. There are tears, and I am not kidding. I am so angry and so sad for these people, and all because some f-cking crazed NUTJOB forgot to take his meds for a few days.
From the Washington Post, a blurb on what the state of Holmes' apartment was:
Police converged on Holmes’s apartment, in a modest section of the Denver suburb about five miles from the theater, about 2 a.m., a...
The name of the movie, as we've discussed in previous posts, is 'The Canyons', and no, I am not at all surprised that the film's title parallels Lindsay Lohan's vaginal exploits.
Funny thing is, most recently we'd heard that Lindsay wasn't all that sure about doing this movie (which is, essentially, a porno, and you remember way back when I defined "essential" as per celebrity gossip), but apparently, all that's changed, because these photos are from the set of 'The Canyons'. Whee.
Porn sta...
Because oh my God would I ever.
We've talked about Jeff Goldblum in the past, and we've all pretty much agreed that he's one of the hottest over-fifty dudes in Hollywood (if not, you know, the hottest over-fifty dude in Hollywood), and these pictures (some of which are in the gallery) are definitely the hottest recent pictures that Jeff's taken. Especially when you consider the fact that he looked like this a mere two years ago. Because that was just bad bad bad.
Question of the day: would you still hit ...
Guys, LOL, hey guys! Remember these pictures of Mariah Carey and her labia? LOL!
But anyway, you know how Jennifer Lopez and Steven Tyler just quit their judging jobs on American Idol? And remember how X-Factor landed Britney f-cking Spears for their new panel of judges? Well, now that I've jogged your memory, it's pretty obvious to see why American Idol needs to step up their game and hire a massively famous new judge pretty soon, right?
From MTV:
Mariah Carey's songs might offici...
A couple of weeks ago, we learned that Usher's stepson, Kyle, the son of Tameka Foster, had been declared brain dead after a jet ski accident. At the time, it was unclear if Tameka had decided whether or not to take her son off of life support, but this morning, she made the difficult decision.
From TMZ:
Usher's 11-year-old stepson has passed away this morning from injuries suffered in a tragic jetski accident in Georgia earlier this month ... TMZ has learned.
Doctors removed 11-year-o...
That Tara Reid, always such a mystery! She's currently staying in a hospital in France, but for what? Is something wrong with her pancreas? Did she get a bad case of food poisoning? Did she take tumble off a jet ski? Did she, and this is what I hope is the truth, decide to take some time in a medical facility to fix every single thing that is wrong with her mind, body, and spirit?
We don't know. We just don't know.
According to TMZ, Tara has been in the hospital for a few days no...
Settle in, friends, because this is an amazing rags to riches story that almost never was.
This summer, Octomom has gone on a beautiful journey to heal herself. In years past, she refused to do any pornographic films, even if it meant earning some much needed money for her family. But this year, everything changed. Octomom was forced to go on welfare, and she very nearly lost her children after officials found them pooping in the yard. Just when she was at a low, low point, the right adult entertainment company made the right o...
"Speaking on behalf of the cast and crew of 'The Dark Knight Rises', I would like to express our profound sorrow at the senseless tragedy that has befallen the entire Aurora community.
I would not presume to know anything about the victims of the shooting but that they were there last night to watch a movie. I believe movies are one of the great American art forms and the shared experience of watching a story unfold on screen is an important and joyful pastime.
The movie theatre is my h...
You know, I'm a lot like Anne Frank in that despite everything, I believe that people are really good at heart. There are a few exceptions, of course, but I truly believe that as a whole, humans really do mean well. But that's not to say that the vast majority of people can't be really shitty at times, because obviously they can, Ashlee Simpson:
When Ashlee Simpson gave birth to her son, Bronx, three and a half years ago, her sister, Jessica, was a doting aunt.
“Jessica also sent gifts,...
From the National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Scientology leader David Miscavige called a secret emergency summit among the controversial church’s top celebrities to deal with the public fallout from Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes’ divorce.
Sources told The Enquirer that among those contacted for the clandestine conference call were Hollywood hot shots John Travolta, Kirstie Alley, Bijou Phillips, Leah Remini, Jenna Elfman and Juliette Lewis.
The church has been on the defensive since Katie blind...
"This morning we woke up to news of a tragedy that reminds us of all the ways that we are united as one American family. The federal government stands ready to do whatever's necessary to bring whoever is responsible for this heinous crime to justice.
"We will take every step possible to ensure the safety of all of our people. We're going to stand by our neighbors in Colorado during this extraordinarily difficult time.
"Even as we learn how this happened and who's responsible, we may nev...
You have got to be kidding me. Seriously, you have got to be f-cking kidding me. I'm seriously seeing red right now. There are tears, and I am not kidding. I am so angry and so sad for these people, and all because some f-cking crazed NUTJOB forgot to take his meds for a few days.
From the Washington Post, a blurb on what the state of Holmes' apartment was:
Police converged on Holmes’s apartment, in a modest section of the Denver suburb about five miles from the theater, about 2 a.m., a...
The name of the movie, as we've discussed in previous posts, is 'The Canyons', and no, I am not at all surprised that the film's title parallels Lindsay Lohan's vaginal exploits.
Funny thing is, most recently we'd heard that Lindsay wasn't all that sure about doing this movie (which is, essentially, a porno, and you remember way back when I defined "essential" as per celebrity gossip), but apparently, all that's changed, because these photos are from the set of 'The Canyons'. Whee.
Porn sta...
Because oh my God would I ever.
We've talked about Jeff Goldblum in the past, and we've all pretty much agreed that he's one of the hottest over-fifty dudes in Hollywood (if not, you know, the hottest over-fifty dude in Hollywood), and these pictures (some of which are in the gallery) are definitely the hottest recent pictures that Jeff's taken. Especially when you consider the fact that he looked like this a mere two years ago. Because that was just bad bad bad.
Question of the day: would you still hit ...