“From dawn to after nightfall, a few hours in the life of Monsieur Oscar, a shadowy character who journeys from one life to the next. He is, in turn, captain of industry, assassin, beggar, monster, family man. He seems to be playing roles, plunging headlong into each part… but where are the cameras? Monsieur Oscar is alone, accompanied only by Céline, the slender blonde woman behind the wheel of the vast engine that transports him in and around Paris. He’s like a conscientious assassin moving from hit to hit. In pursuit of the purely beautiful act, the mysterious driving force, the women and ghosts of past lives. But where is his true home, his family, his rest?”Guys, I can totally see why Ryan's into a gal like Eva. She's just so artsy and unintentionally attuned to what's really going on today. She's edgy and smart and chooses the best films that best showcase her super-best acting skills. Go Eva. No, wait---go Ryan. You're onto something here, boo. /> Here's a brief and not-at-all overdone synopsis of the movie, 'Holy Motors': “From dawn to after nightfall, a few hours in the life of Monsieur Oscar, a shadowy character who journeys from one life to the next. He is, in turn, captain of industry, assassin, beggar, monster, family man. He seems to be playing roles, plunging headlong into each part… but where are the cameras? Monsieur Oscar is alone, accompanied only by Céline, the slender blonde woman behind the wheel of the vast e...
Here's a brief and not-at-all overdone synopsis of the movie, 'Holy Motors':
And look how just positively Photoshopped she is! Is that even the real GOMEZ? Is that Eva Mendes?
Here's Selena on ... DUN DUN DUN ... Disney:
"Being part of the Disney Channel was such a blessing, and I'm super happy with what my show accomplished, but acting is something I would like to take on more seriously. I don't necessarily feel accomplished. I want to create a whole different persona when it comes to acting."
LOL! Oh, OK, Selena.
Here's Selena on her next project---a new mus...
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The winner on last week’s Kristen Stewart photo: Terry
"Now that I’ve ripped out Rob’s heart, he probably won’t need his ...
OK, so that's complete crap, because what kind of job would I be doing if I weren't consistently speculating about the personal and private decisions that celebrities make, whether in the public or private eye? Come on now.
Anyway, this is what LeAnn had to say on her Twitter account earlier yesterday afternoon:
Out of surgery!!!! All is well. My whole face is numb and I'm starving....bad combo. Thx for all your prayers.
So naturally, I was like, hm. Eddie's making LeAnn undergo some weird cosmetic surgery in order to make ...
Blake Shelton is so weird. He seems like such a sweet, fun guy on The Voice, but then he does things like make possibly homophobic tweets about Shania Twain songs, and I don't even know what to think. Or, well, I didn't know what to think. I believe I'm a little closer to making up my mind now.
Here's a little something that Blake tweeted a few days ago:
Does anyone know if the Eastern Box turtle is protected in Oklahoma? If so I didn't just swerve to the shoulder of the road to smash one...
And un...
Did you guys remember that Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson adopted a puppy together last year? The dog's name is Bear, and from what I can tell, he's Rob and Kristen's child. Kristen even gave an interview a few months ago during promotions for Snow White and the Huntsman (ahem) where she essentially called Bear her baby.
Here he is:
What an incredibly sweet face, right? It's pretty easy to see why Rob wants custody:
While Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart didn’t have any kids together, RadarOnline.com exclusively reports that the fractured ...
Do you guys remember earlier in February when we talked about the good possibility that Lindsay Lohan was dating Dennis Hopper's son, Henry? Here's an excerpt from the post, if not:
Meet 21-year-old Henry Hopper. He just finished shooting a movie called Tar. He is French Stewart’s stepson. And! He is Dennis Hopper‘s son. I know!
Unfortunately, Lindsay claims there is no truth to the rumor they are an item. Furthermore, she would prefer that I not re-report that a liquor store clerk TOTALLY ...
From People:
DeFalco and Wozniak (long-time friends of Sage Stallone) say Stallone routinely took prescription medications like Vicodin and Xanax for anxiety and other issues, and they warned him to be careful. "He'd done this on and off for as long as I knew him," Wozniak says. "I'm certain he was addicted to those medications."
Investigators confirm that there were large, empty prescription drug bottles when they found Sage's body, but they are awaiting results of toxicology exams before say...
I realize that we spent most of our time talking about Kim Kardashian bashing Kim Kardashian for being all naive about baby weight gain, and for telling everyone that she's way more famous than everyone combined, but this outfit, guys ... Well, it really isn't so bad, I don't think. Yeah, it highlights what some people might consider her worst asset, but even though Kim's positively plastic almost everywhere, and is a flat-out annoying piece of shit, I do think she's got a generally lovely figure.
Honestly. It's my favorite color (green!), and my seco...
I know what you're thinking. Surely that headline is incorrect, right? Because as we've all seen time and again, our dear Lindsay has no problem with showing off her bosom, especially if she thinks it will help her in her lifelong quest to win an Oscar. But it's true: for some reason, Lindsay didn't want to go topless for her softcore porn, The Canyons. The reason?
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was EXTREMELY hesitant to shoot a steamy sex scene for her new movie "The Canyons" last week -- but we're told, she quickly ch...
Ok, let's really set the scene here. Bruce Jenner just, for some unfathomable reason, married Kris. Bruce got the idea in his head to propose to her, ideally to spend the rest of his whole life with her, and to live with her and be with her for always, and he went through with it. Crazy, right? But what do you think Kris could have told Bruce right after they got married? Something sweet, right? Something romantic and touching and incredibly memorable. Right?
Nope. Here's what she told him:
“I just want you to know, never trust...
From People:
Following a new report in British newspaper The People (which is owned by the Mirror and not related to PEOPLE magazine) that director Rupert Sanders's affair with Kristen Stewart was more than a one-time fling, a source very close to his wife Liberty Ross and her family tells PEOPLE all quotes from that story are false.
"Contrary to inaccurate reports, neither Liberty Ross nor any member of her family has spoken to the media," the source tells PEOPLE. "Quotes that are b...