OK, so that’s complete crap, because what kind of job would I be doing if I weren’t consistently speculating about the personal and private decisions that celebrities make, whether in the public or private eye? Come on now.
Anyway, this is what LeAnn had to say on her Twitter account earlier yesterday afternoon:
Out of surgery!!!! All is well. My whole face is numb and I’m starving….bad combo. Thx for all your prayers.
So naturally, I was like, hm. Eddie‘s making LeAnn undergo some weird cosmetic surgery in order to make her look like his ex-wife, Brandi Glanville. Or that she was sick of her (second pair of) horse teeth, and she was getting them all pulled and filed down and ready to eat up another set.
But alas, after some investigating, it turns out that LeAnn was having treatment for a root canal gone bad (or so we’re told). And that’s not nearly as fun or intriguing as Eddie’s post-divorce obsession with his ex-wife and her look, or! Better yet! LeAnn’s post-divorce obsession with Eddie’s ex-wife, for that matter.
Whatever. The best part of LeAnn’s entire recent Twitter feed has got to be this, retweeted to all of LeAnn’s followers:
Some folks have a high tolerance for crazy… I, however, am not one of those people
Sometimes you just see the most uncanny shit, you know? Thank God for Twitter. And for LeAnn Rimes, of course.
Image courtesy of Just Jared
Yeah right starving. She never eats.
Liquor in the front and poker in the rear.
People seriously are buying into Leann was having surgery for a root canal? I always find it amusing how the media believes every lie that Leann tells them and never questions her ridiculous stories. She had plastic surgery.
In the photo-op she set for today, she definately had something done to her face and it looks like her had something done to her implants as well. Keep in mind that she has planned to take the entire month of August off so that she can set up bikini photo-ops everyday, so she had plastic surgery, not a root canal.
And on another note, Leann single white femaled Eddie’s ex-mistress. This is the same one she copied the foot tattoo quote from. His ex-mistress was on a show called Femme Fatale and then today Leann shows up in public wearing a shirt with this saying on it. So is Eddie still sleeping with that mistress?