Rupert Sanders is Still Wearing His Wedding Ring

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In the first not-sucking-Kristen Stewart’s face photo, Rupert Sanders emerges—!—wearing his wedding ring. Which really isn’t all that surprising, since he is the one who’s in the doghouse, and not the one who was cheated on with a twentysomething mental midget who has an intentional overbite.

The thing I don’t get, seriously, is why people *are* making a big deal about this guy still wearing his ring. I mean, we’d be awfully presumptuous to think that there’s an imminent divorce, because while I’m pretty sure I’d kick my husband’s ass to the curb if there were even the remotest of chances that he cheated on me, some people, you know, like to work these things out amongst themselves and not necessarily scream “Lawyer up, bitch!” (like I definitely would), but here. Here’s what TMZ had to say about this dude and his wedding ring:

Rupert Sanders — the philandering director who cheated on his wife with Kristen Stewart — wants the world to know he’s still married (at least for now) … ’cause he’s proudly sporting his wedding ring. … Sanders released a statement a few days ago … begging his wife to not dump his adulterous ass. It’s unclear if she’s made a decision yet.

So while I’m not sure that he’s “proudly” sporting his wedding ring, I’m sure it’s pretty advisable that this cheating bitch keep it on ’til his wife yells ‘uncle’. Which I hope she does, UGH.

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