It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Magic Mike photo: Brooke
Shakin my ball sack brings all the girls to the bar
but my lip gloss is shinier than yours
Damn right it’s shinier than yours
I can teach you
But I’ll have to charge
First runner-up: Puddin
“Fans finally get their hands on Channing Tatum.”
Second runner-up: erica
“With all the hype of Magic Mike, Channing Tatum’s ego grew arms….watch em flex all the way to the sequel.”
Congrats to Brooke! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“Wow. The golf ball is a LOT easier to hit when I take the club out of my mouth.”
Kristen Stewart is wondering if it really is her golf shoes with toes that’s preventing the ball from turning into a werewolf!
I’m Kristen Stewart ! Now do what I say and roll your little ass into the hole.
LOLOLOL, omg, this one cracked ME up and that rarely happens!!!!
“OMG! I forgot to concentrate on my breathing.. whew.. That would of like, sucked!”
“Golf is like even more f*cking boring with these f*cking shoes on. Like I’d better find a f*cking director to bone real quick, or I’m gonna like die of the f*cking tedium.”
A first look at Kristen Stewart in her new uniform for Stonewall High, accompanied by her cousin’s walking stick from Smeltings.
Please, no photos! I’m channeling my inner Tiger, dammit!
“WHAT???? You mean they don’t go in my mouth???? I’ve got to start f*cking better directors!!”
I really need to get some acting tips from that ball…it actually has more expressions than I do.
So if I put my hand up like this, and stare really hard into nothing… I might look like I’m deep in thought about this whole cheating scandal thing….
Exhausting! Can’t believe I broke a sweat just doing that. Now i know why Tiger found golf as the perfect excuse for cheating.
now.. How can i get that ball in “the” hole?..
If the ball goes in, I’ll tell Rob. If not, oh well…
Like OMG! I am so totally used to the balls going in MY hole. I am so not friends with you anymore golf coarse!
How much longer for the f*ing paparazzi to leave so I can stop pretending to play f*ing golf and Rupert can come out of the f*ing bushes???
Rupert stop looking for your ball in that bush and come put your balls in my bush!!!
“Maybe if i do my awkward pose, the press won’t be able to see my other face”
Will somebody please tell me what to do next! I need direction people!
now… How can i get that “ball” in “the hole”?..
sorry just retyped it..
“My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and they’re like, ‘it’s better than yours.’ Damn right, it’s better than yours, I can teach you, but I have to charge.”
There was a dresscode for the tournament OMG!
What?!! All the hoes wear finger toe shoes!
Just get in the hole! its your home, dont you want to go home!
Let,s see, what was that number I,m supposed to say before I hit the ball?
$27.50 and i’m all yours!
Now that P(utt) is tight!
when the director says grab the base of the shaft firmly and don,’t take your eyes off my balls….whats a girl to do
Almost a Ho is one!
“OJ was right. A round of golf does wonders for a guilty conscience.”
What goes down the hole first my ball or my career?
Rupert, are you sure about this hole?
Talk about a hole in two!
Kristen can’t decide whose putter she prefers. She’s like whatever.
What do you mean this isn’t proper golf attire? Is my golf glove wrong?
Now that I’ve ripped out Rob’s heart, he probably won’t need his balls either.
Strange! I thought he said to meet him here. He better hurry, I don’t know how much longer I can look like I fit in!
Dark Long Hair: Check
Frail and Pasty: Check
Single Glove: Check….
…MJ?!?