GUYS. This is easily the most awkward thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life. Seriously. I cringed through 99% of it, and the other 1% I was putting Octonauts on for my daughter (which, I’ll admit to watching).
Look for a Miley cameo, and a jacuzzi tub shot of a girl with really, really, really big tits starting to float on her back toward Trace, and lots of hugging and kissing, because this video’s chock-full of it.
The thing about this, though, that I’m hearing is that Trace’s “band,” Ashland High, has got a pretty OK following. Meaning that there are people out there who listen to this and say, “Hey. Now that’s a song I can get behind,” but don’t get me wrong—all is not a waste. I love the upbeat idea of “sippin’ on sunshine” way way more than I’d like, say, something like “I hate my life and I want to drown myself in this nice big pool I have and curse my life and all of the things in it like my gold Rolex watch and famous family.” Because guys, that’s the truth.
I’d rate this a 7 on a scale from 1 to 10, and it’s only, only, only because—all snark aside—the concept for the video is actually really cute and endearing.
That’s what his music sounds like? Way to break stereotypes; I thought dudes who were all tatted up would play bad-ass stuff.
I know; I’m ashamed to say that I was really, really surprised by what his music sounded like after seeing his physical appearance.
Me three. :/ I feel kind of bad for judging. It’s a cute, easy to listen to song. Not usually my kind of thing but I wouldn’t immediately turn off the radio if it came on.
that auto tune is FUCKING with my EEEEEARS! this dude is the worst. i witnessed his foul behavior while eating at the table next to him @ Sushi Park restaurant in the same shopping center as North Hollywood Target (proof this betch ain’t lyin’) – YUSSsss he eats there, he tips real tiny just like his shriveled pencil dick, and he’s absolutely talentless. true stories.
p.s. sooooo much weed on the coffee table while he’s trying [too hard] to woo his lady – now that? is pretty awesome. you get 1 compliment, horseface & THAT IS ALL. on another note, you KNOW miley’s been gettin’ high with him for years now. birds of a feather & such.
Shyte auto tuned bubble gum boy band-ish song, and a body full of regrettable tats.
Where did we go wrong?