Apparently Katie and Suri‘s limo was hit by a “garbage truck,” but we all know that Scientology knows no labels; it’s ever-present.
The official report says that the limo was struck by a sanitation vehicle last night in New York City, but we’re not stupid, folks, and there’s never anything “official” when it comes to psychoses aside from the fact that Tom Cruise is officially psychotic. From TMZ:
Katie Holmes and Suri Cruise got trashed last night — their Mercedes-Benz limousine was sideswiped by a giant garbage truck in New York City.
Cops say Tom Cruise’s daughter and soon-to-be-ex-wife were not hurt when the truck scraped the left rear fender of their Mercedes. We’re told Katie and Suri’s driver was the only other person in the car
The accident happened on 33rd Street — not far from Chelsea Piers … where Katie had just picked up Suri from a gymnastics lesson.
So am I to assume* from the information that if Katie had arrived mere seconds later, she might have been the one struck by the garbage truck, rather than the garbage truck clipping the back end of her Mercedes limo? Because that’s some scary shit, guys.
*Now, you know what they say about “assumption,” and I’m sure—just totally, positively sure—that Scientology had absolutely nothing to do with Katie’s vehicular run-in last night, because if something, say unfortunate, were to happen to Katie, everyone would know where to point the finger of JUSTICE. No, the garbage truck hitting Katie’s limo was just that—a careless operator behind a large piece of machinery that happened to cross paths with one of Hollywood’s most-talked-about women.
What was a garbage truck doing out so late. As a New Yorker I know that garbage is not picked up at that time.
You just don’t see those trucks at 9:30 pm
Katie needs to travel around in a tank now.