Remember that whole Nadya-Suleman-stripping bit that wasn’t supposed to happen because she was being sued or whatever? Because it did. It happened an entire hour away from where Octomom was originally supposed to strip, at another apparently-upscale club. And the photos, friends, are really bad. They’re as bad as bad can be*.
And what in the world does that lady patron have in her hands? Is that a can of disinfectant? Because wow. What a great idea.
The only real thing I can relate to that Nadya’s ever done is this:
Because that face, guys? That face right there? That’s exactly how I feel after seeing these pictures.
Images courtesy of TMZ
*No, actually THIS would be as bad as bad can be. I’m warning you right now—clicking that link is only going to make your day much, much worse than it already might be after viewing those stripper pictures.
Sigh…I hate to say this because it is Octomom but she really does have a smokin’ hot body. I mean, I’ve never had kids and her figure is just about as nice as mine. Maybe even a little better if I’m going to be honest with myself.
She spent a fortune to get that body – her children’s money. That’s why she is now doing p*rn and stripping in a t*tty bar for chump change. Between the money and the ‘me time’ at the gym, yeah, it’s OK.
Personally, I’d call her more of a chunky monkey. And judging by the pictures of what used to be her vagina, kind of a funky smelling chunky monkey.
Can you believe what she has had done to her coochie? Mutilated would be the word to use. It looks infected.
Is that a milking machine?
*squints*
Uh, I originally thought it was a penis pump.
Popping it into a paint program makes it look like …
a baby rattle and a bottle.
I feel a little sick. :/
Oh my gosh, that’s even worse.
Jeff, she’s not even close to looking like a chunky monkey.
As for funky smelling chunky monkey, you shouldn’t be knocking the only kind of vag you’re likely to get. Or are you describing your own foul hole?!
In answer to what the other lady is holding – that is a giant baby rattle and a giant baby bottle. Google adult baby costumes and accessories. Different strokes for different folks.
If she weren’t actually a well known mother of 14 kids, referencing children in her p*rn and stripping would be somewhat permissible. However, she is way too close to reality and that makes it disgusting, not sexy. An anonymous woman could get away with it, but not her.
This is one of the saddest freak shows I’ve ever seen. Apparently she doesn’t even like sex.
this is just sad..i actually feel bad for her (even though i always find her scary)