At the heart of it all, this is a story about the blossoming friendship between Lindsay Lohan and Lady Gaga, but I would feel bad if I didn’t let you know that Lana Del Rey was involved as well. Yes, this is a three-way BFF situation, and it is glorious.
From Us Weekly:
Lindsay Lohan, Lady Gaga and Lana Del Rey had slumber party Wednesday night at the Chateau Marmont in Hollywood, X17 reports. The ladies, each 26 years old, reportedly spent the evening together “watching old movies and playing board games.”
“The three of them had dinner in the garden on Tuesday night at Chateau, and then Lindsay and Gaga ran upstairs to play dress-up and came down in different outfits,” a source told X17.
According to the Daily Mail, Gaga tweeted at Lohan on Wednesday, writing, “When you ordered a cucumber and a knife to the bar last night, I thought your were going to perform a vasectomy. Just a skinny b—h.”
Lohan tweeted back, “Skinny snack 1, Lady Gaga hahaha.” Gaga then tweeted a photo of a tray with a cucumber with a knife in it and sliced lemons sitting on bar. “How much could one do with this arrangement!” she wrote for a caption.
The “Born This Way” singer’s tweets and photo, however, have since been deleted.
Lindsay’s tweets, meanwhile, have definitely not been deleted. She’s also retweeted a photo from Lana, and when someone made a simple tweet of all three ladies’ names, she retweeted that as well. Yep, it looks like Lindsay’s got some friends in high places, and she wants us all to know it. Lady Gaga, was probably just high the whole time and upon sobering up, immediately regretted her choices. And Lana Del Rey is always a mystery.
I’ve been really into hyperbole lately, so when I first read this story, I immediately exclaimed “this is the best day of my life!” I just think this is a really awesome, hilarious story, almost along the lines of Tom Cruise, Xenu Whisperer. Is this story really that wonderful*, or was this sort of relationship always destined to be?
*Yes.
Did they put toothpaste in Lindsay’s hair when she fell asleep? Jesus, grown women on the outside, 12 years old on the inside! What’s next? Papering Lindsay’s house while doing ectasy?
That party must’ve been INSANE. I would have given anything to be a fly in the wall in that lounge.