Have I told you lately how in love I am with Kristen Stewart? Seriously, it’s like everything she does is just pure magic. I think she is just positively beautiful, and she can probably do no wrong. Even at her greasiest, she’s still one boss bitch. She’s real, and she’s truthful, and she’s not afraid to tell it like it is. In a recent interview at Comic Con (where the above photo was taken), she was asked about the sex scenes in Breaking Dawn, to which she answered that she wanted to go ape-shit. And then she told Robert Pattinson to ‘shut the f-ck up’:
“The ratings, man! [It’s] a tricky thing. I think . . . how do you have . . . because we’re supposed to have mind-boggling, otherworldly . . . sex. In the first one, Breaking Dawn 1, we really . . . this is weird . . . tried to keep the first one sweet. It’s about self discovery. Nothing about this series is raunchy. And I know that . . .”
“I think that’s the point, Kristen,” Pattinson said with a laugh. Kristen joked back, “Shut the f— up.”
To that, Twilight author Stephenie Meyer stepped in asking, “Where’s Mackenzie’s swear jar?” Mackenzie Foy, 11, who plays Bella and Edward’s half-vampire, half-human daughter in the film.
“Seriously,” Pattinson said. “Talking about sex, swearing.”
“But in the second one, we just wanted to be animals,” Stewart continued. “We’re not human anymore. How do you do that? We tried, and they told us it was rated R, and we were like [snaps fingers]. So, yeah, I’m going to stop.”
I do, guys. I can’t deny it any more. I love Kristen Stewart, and I know some of you think she’s way over the top, but she’s twenty-two years old. I remember what I was like at twenty-two (even though it was only seven years ago), and I’ve got to say—I wasn’t all that different. Maybe I see a little bit of myself in Kristen and that’s why I’m so enamored by her, or maybe I just have a girl crush on her. I don’t know. It doesn’t really matter. I just think she’s going to get better and better at everything as she gets older, more refined, and definitely even hotter. She’s just gorgeous.
What do you guys think of Kristen’s Comic Con look?
Every time I see you post this I have to read it several times just to make sure you’re not being sarcastic and I missed it.
I’m going to go with option #2 and think, just like the last time, that you’re feeling a little down.
So, let me help you out here:
There. is. not. one. thing. about. Kristen. Stewart. that. is. half. as. good. as. you.
You’re smarter (she didn’t finish high school. she isn’t bright enough.). In that Sarah is to Kristen as Marylin Vos Savant is to drunk Snookie kind of way.
You’ve got a lot better personal style than she does. In that Sarah is to Kristen as Tilda Swinton is to Flavor Flav. She flat out dresses like a 10 year old with no one to supervise her.
You’re a ton better looking. I mean, LOOK at her facial features. In anything that isn’t heavily retouched or done by professional makeup artists with perfect lighting … she looks awful. Tired, mopy, dopy, hungry, and dull.
Your eyes are brighter (and a better color, likely without contacts) you have MUCH better skin. Her hair looks like a grease mop. You’ve got much better bone structure. Your features appear to be (almost if not) symmetrical. She’s not as bad as picasso-huntington-whiteley (holy crap), but she’s not you either. Beauty is directly correlated to bone structure, skin tone, feature expression, and feature symmetry. You win EVERY category. You could (with the right height, and I have no idea what yours is) be a runway model. She … they’d laugh her out of the room even if she weren’t gawky as Goofy.
She is totally uninteresting in every way.
I bet you’re a better actress. She only got her part(s) because her mommy and daddy are both in the business; otherwise she’d be a waitress somewhere.
The only reason we know her name at all is because of her parents and luck. Nothing more.
I KNOW you’ve got more talent because … you have talent and she doesn’t.
Her personality is … bland, dull, and crass. Everything I’ve ever heard her utter is boorish, lame, and flat. I get the impression that whatever pops up in her little bean comes right out of her mouth. Maybe you see in her UTTER lack of ANY sophistication a refreshing realism that I just don’t get.
Her big dream is to go to college and become a writer. (Seriously.) And … she’ll never be as good as you.
Maybe she tracks better among women. I mean, the Twilight movies and books were made for housewives and children that apparently don’t get out much. It would make sense for them to pick a female that tracked well with that demographic.
I honestly feel so ambivalent about her that I wouldn’t watch P + (CORN – C) with her in it.
If you want to see someone that IS beautiful, at least bright, has tons of talent, and a good personality: look up Jacqueline Lovell (or Sara St. James; same person, more humpin).
The ONLY reason she isn’t a household name is because she went the P + (CORN – C) route. The business doesn’t let you escape that. Ever.
I don’t think I’ve ever been more flattered in my life.
Seriously—ever.
WTF!!!!
Are you ok honey do you need me to get you your meds .
Long entry up there.
Anyways, just wanted to say she’s a terrible boring wooden actress who ruined Snow White & The Huntsman. I had not seen such a terrible boring movie since GI Joe.
Can’t be a fan of hers when she sucks so much at her job. And still gets paid boatloads to do it. She’s good nice bone structure I’ll give you that. But she can’t do her job properly. Any other job, you suck at it and you’re fired. Can we just get rid of her?
WOW!!!!!!!!!!!
You guys are such HATERS but whatever while you spread you hate Kristen is running all the way to the bank with her boyfriend Robert Pattinson.