It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Beyonce-Jay-Z-Kanye-Kim Kardashian photo: Anonymous
Oh man you don’t know! I have Kim and Amber all lined up. If “B” gets involved, it will take the project to a whole other level. Think of it JAY-Z and Kanye present “”Human Centipede: Assageddon”
First runner-up: Erica
Kanye: i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by riding kims big fake ass all the way to the bank.
Jay z: hahaha that bitch is cheap
Beyonce: wtf!! Shes still here?!?!
Solange: Why am i here???
Second runner-up: Anonymous
“Yo Jay! Remember that time I told you that the Pee-Wee Herman look was coming back into style. Yeah, I was high. Sorry about that. Go ahead and pee on Kim if it will make you feel better. Don’t worry, she’s cool with it as long as she gets the rights to the video.”
Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Am I too late for the CHIPS audition?
An intrepid cookienaught, Daughter-of-Wilbur, prepares to mount her yearly assault on a Creme De La Creme’s tea cookie, then she will begin her yearly fast.
Well … crap. Now _I_ want a cookie.
It puts a helmet on the head and carries a jacket in case it is cold, before it takes a walk.
Oh shoot…I think I have some creme de la cream in my pocket…quickly act cool n cover it up w this blouse.
Yeah.
I had some Golden Oreos earlier but they just didn’t do it for me.
I’m gonna try’em later with some Kava Kava and see if that doesn’t work.
Stupid Rimes and her stupid shirt. :(p
Mommy says this is my special hat.
I hope Eddie don’t recognize me! Hurry up Dean I gotta pee!
Construction Zone! Helmets and Heels required
I really am the the newest member of Devo! Where are you all going!
I have to pee, I have to pee, I have to PEE!!!
Great, now I have to pee. :)
Offical uniform for the “Go Play in Traffic” game. Now on sale for only 2 payments of $19.99 plus shipping and handling, But Wait order now and we will give you the “In Case of Emergency” traffic cone for free. Separate shipping and handling charges will apply.
Running of the Bulls in Pamplona:
“My hubby said this’d be real guud exercise to burn off my fat butt! He even said my RED pants’d make the bulls love me more!”
Leanne is taking method acting classes. Today she is playing the role of Fassbender’s penis.
The signs are everywhere. Streetwalking isn’t as safe as it used to be.
“I have to get it just right, just like how Brandi did it. Wait, Brandi had her right leg crossed over her left; got it! Red jeggings, black tank, black shoes…Check! Check! Check! Denim jacket in left hand just like so…Perfect! Helmet…yep, that’s it! Okay, I’m ready, take the pic. I hope Brandi reads my shirt!”
Do the world a favor, turn a little bit to the right and you should just disappear!
APB was put out today for an escapee from our local Asylum. The women is described to have multiple personalities, she thinks she is Leann Rimes one minute then Poncho the next. If you come in contact with her please tell her “Jon” is back at the station.
This tank really is getting me a lot of attention, but why do people keep yelling “False Advertisement” I’m just supporting Oreo cookies.
Leanne takes the next step in her quest to become an Olsen twin!
Eek, I can’t get my shirt down fast enough to cover the lipo scars….at least I have this helmet on to cover the lobotomy scars. The world will never know, and neither will I!
Even if your a hooker, safety first.
I only half ta wear my orange and white hat in the house but when I go out to play pretend I get to wear my black penis helmut.
Listen, I’m saying my chick bad, my chick hood
My chick do stuff that yo’ chick wish she could
My chick bad, better than yours
My chick do stuff that I can’t even put in words
“yours”, “words”. Yours. Words. Yours, words? Yours, whores!!! Turds, words!!! Yours, DOORS!!! Words, BIRDS!!! Yours, words?
HAHAHAHAHA