“I’ve always been the type to fall in love fast and, with every boyfriend, I plan out my wedding in my head.”
Oh god, of course Kim Kardashian is That Girl. I bet she goes into business meetings and doodles hearts and rainbows and writes “Mrs. Kim West” or “Mrs. Kim Bush” or “Mrs. Kim Bieber” (don’t tell me she’s never thought about it). I bet she gets home from first dates and calls up a friend to talk about how “no seriously, I think this guy is The One” and “we would make totally cute babies!” And I bet that when she says that she plans out weddings “in my head,” she actually means that she plans out weddings with a wedding planner and speaks to florists and bakeries and books a venue, just in case.
And don’t think for one minute that I was going to post that terrifying picture of Kim without commenting on it. What’s with that greasy hair look she’s been rocking lately? And that dress? Ugh. If Kanye is going to style her, he should at least make her look nice. And hey, didn’t Kim used to not be a soulless, heartless monster? She at least never looked like one, until now, that is. Look at those eyes. But look away quickly, I don’t want anyone else to lose their soul.
Dreading the legal companion bothering her, for that is hard, loyal commitment and then a baby on the way, pose, talk, .. lose the baby weight, onerous task of taking care of baby and dealing with a nosy, fun-choking husband telling her what to do.. Freedom time gone completely.. In all honesty.. it’s flawless makeup, hair.. dress up for appointments, a drag to show up for the next gig, her life is staged.. and must be properly posed and acted out all the time.. So she can’t relax, be truthful, although she confesses a lot of personal secrets, we think, it’s just what they tell her to say.. that is what the public wants to hear, she’s shy, too over eager.. the family problems .. so much unexpected scandal and shock.. she struggles to not over eat, enjoy adult drinks, dress comfortably, not micromanage her day.. even vacations are work.. I think she’d rather stay in selfish oblivion state alone for a few years with whatever gets her happy there.. maybe all the time.. alone.
I do feel a bit sorry for her. She has caught her big fish but all the other fish want nothing to do wit her her. Sucks!
Holy jesus she looks just awful.
result of a rhino Bj.
Wet effect hair fucking sucks, why do people insist on it? PEOPLE, WET EFFECT IS THE NEW FETCH, AND THEY’RE BOTH NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. STOP TRYING.