LOL I know, a little misleading, right? My bad. While it is true that Claire Danes and Matthew McConaughey are having a baby (Claire definitely moreso than Matthew, I must say), they are each having said babies with their respective significant others, OK? Claire is having a baby with her husband, Hugh Dancy (who, might I add, is pretty hot), and Matthew McConaughey has impregnated his new wife, Camila Alves, for a third time.
Their respective PR announcements? Well, let’s start with Matthew’s. He fired off a Tweet yesterday that sounded something like this:
Happy birthday America, more good news, Camila and I are expecting our 3rd child. God bless, just keep livin.
And Claire Danes’ rep announced yesterday, also, that she was pregnant and expecting to birth a baby. From People:
Claire Danes and Hugh Dancy are expecting their first child, her rep confirms to PEOPLE exclusively.
“There’s definitely a chance, no plans yet,” the Homeland star, 33, told PEOPLE last fall when asked if a baby could be on the way shortly. “But yeah, that’d be fun.”
So isn’t that great? Whee, babies, even though if I have to hear Matthew McConaughey say anything about “livin'” ever again in my whole remaining time on this earth, I just might have to cut it all short. BLEH.
Congratulations to the happy families!
She’s married to Hugh Dancy? That totally went by me. He’s gorgeous, wow. I’m impressed.
Hello Mrs.Claire Danes
Hello Mrs.Claire Danes,how are you doing today,my name is Ike Nash & I came from heaven,hee hee hee,um,I’m just kidding Sweet Mam,I really came from the Caribbean from an island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines,but now I live in the city of Toronto in the country of Canada,plus I am a very very gorgeous plus good looking kid,& I am 29 years old,& here is a song that I have written for you & the name of it is called Hi Mrs.Claire Danes,& I wrote this very romantic love song to the instrumental of a reggae song called Man Ah Bad Man,using all of my very own Words/Lyrics,& the song Man Ah Bad Man was originally sang by the reggae singer named Bounty Killer,so dear Sexy Mrs.Claire Danes,here is my very romantic love song that I have written for you to the instrumental of the reggae song called,Man Ah Bad Man,using all of my very own words/lyrics,have a very awesome week Mam,plus the word Bay-Bays in my very romantic love song for you means Babies,& the word Lay-Day in my very romantic love song for you means Lady,take care Mam.
My song title for Mrs.Claire Danes: Hi Mrs.Claire Danes
My introduction before my chorus for Mrs.Claire Danes:
Hi,Mrs.Danes,do you,like Aeroplanes,hi,Claire Danes,how is thangs?going?Yo,Mrs.Claire,girl,I’m not,boring,girl,I’m not,snoring,babe,hey.
My chorus for Sexy Mrs.Claire Danes:
Girl,I’m not,poor,forever,more,love ya,babe,have,ma Bay-Bays,girl,I don’t,snore,I,like to,show,greatness,everywhere,babe,girl,I’m not,cold,not even,bored,Sexy Babe,Sexy Lay-Day,girl,I’m not,cold,not,bored,babe.
Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs.Claire Danes:
Girl,jewelry,is nice,nice like,life,sexy,Lay-Day,girl,do you,like,bright lights,plus spot lights,pretty girl,babe,girl,do,you like,cool,bikes,diamonds,girl,sexy,babe,and,girl,I’m not,a cruel,guy,hi,girl,hi,girl,girl,have you,ever scuba dived?girl,I’m nice,sexy Lay-Day,babe,I like having,ice,ice cold,drinks,pretty babe,and,girl,living life,is nice,bright & fine,sexy Lay-Day,girl,& I hope that,you’re fine,nice,plus fine,babe.