It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Prince Charles photo: Anonymous
“I must say old chap, I really am having trouble keeping my composure. She told me she actually believes John Travolta is straight.”
First runner-up: puddin
Lady: Would you like to try my muffins?
Chas: *Mmf!* That’s what she said…
Second runner-up: evilbeetdouche
“OMG, she actually pronounced it ‘Bouquet’.”
Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
Watch out, Girl! She is Kimye now… but she ain’t gonna quit, till she is kimzee!!
Yo Jay! Remember that time I told you that the Pee-Wee Herman look was coming back into style. Yeah, I was high. Sorry about that. Go ahead and pee on Kim if it will make you feel better. Don’t worry, she’s cool with it as long as she gets the rights to the video.
Jay to the Z: Your gf’s a skank.. hahaha
Kanye Wessy: I know! Hahaha.. Ahhh ..It feels good to laugh :-)
This is how the rich stay rich
This how the rich stay rich
Jay to Kim & Kanye- “So Ye, I’ll take the bottom half and you take the top!”
Be- “Umm guys I’m still here…So let me tape it on my video phone”
Jay, I told you Kim’s rubber ass would make a great fake baby bump for Bee and sho’ nuff!
We really don’t like each other, but we know the camera is on us. We don’t party together, we don’t hang out! We just wanted folks to see that we got the baddest chick (or atleast that’s what we think)….If you notice we had to separate Kim and B, just in case things got ugly!
Oh man you don’t know! I have Kim and Amber all lined up. If “B” gets involved, it will take the project to a whole other level. Think of it JAY-Z and Kanye present “”Human Centipede: Assegeddon”
Correction: “Human Centipede: Assageddon”
Things sho have changed. Now we can buy the white folks. This heffer next to me wasn’t cheap!
JZ: “Hey K, did you know your zipper been down all night?!!!”
The boys are having a laugh after Kim tells the story about the time her mum filmed her getting gang banged by 7 dwarfs while wearing a snow white costume. Looks like Beyonce heard it before.
Beyonce: “Yeah, thats right.. Keep smiling, Bitch”
kanye: “and then that Peasant had the nerve to say i have no talent ” hahahahaha
jay z : “are you kidding me you’re kanye that doesn’t make any sense “hahahaha
kanye: “hahahaha,i said thats exactly what i said hahahaha
kim: hehehehehehehehe hehehehe
beyonce: a kee kee hell, *sips wine* im gonna need something stronger if yall want me to pretend to like this shit
What beyzdabest said….lol lollolha ha aha aha ha aha lolol !!!!!!!!!
made kim cum for her first time in life. I guess im still big time izy
Kim thinks we are laughing with her, but we are laughing at her
Beyonce: Kim you ain’t in the circle…Security
Why is Kanye grabbing his crotch????
Insecurity/ anxiety grabbing of genitals? Happens.
And the pewee herman thing… right on… he looks mega silly. out of touch with reality silly.
White shoes with a silly tight gray shiny suit???????????????????????? PeeWeeeeeeee!
Out of touch with reality. And her dress is even uglier. Roman Empire Trash chic.
Kim just told a real stupid not funny joke and Kaye had to laugh because she is his girl and Jay-Z is trying to be nice by laughing but Beyonce totally did not get the joke — LOL!
Kanye: i just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by riding kims big fake ass all the way to the bank.
Jay z: hahaha that bitch is cheap
Beyonce: wtf!! Shes still here?!?!
Solange: Why am i here???
Just keep laughing y’all, and walk away slowly, Sasha fierce smells fear in hoes, keep smiling and no Auden moves Kim.
Just keep laughing y’all, and walk away slowly, Sasha fierce smells fear in hoes, keep smiling, and no sudden moves Kim. Don’t show any veneers! no veneers! She’ll take it as agression!!! Hahahaaaaaa help.
I know that hoe ain’t trying to be cute with my man, yeah smile if you know I’ma kick your ass when we leave hear. yeah that’s right keep smiling.
Beyonce looks at confused as I feel…”Why do I associate with these people?”
beyonce is to classy to even be in the same room wit kim, and jay needs to find him a new homie ,i cant stand kanye wit his big ass face!,he must think he got a prize wit kim but dat bitch a whore and she will fuck anybody black, stick wit ya own niggas bitch,oh my bad da aint black!!!
Kanye (to Jay-Z): “Yo, Jay-Z, I’m really happy for you…I’mma let you finish. But Kim’s got one of the the juiciest booties of all time!”
My caption would be…..
“Whaaat, you mean this is not a white sagging sweats affair????”
Beyonce: Kanye can you still taste Ray J in her mouth? Oh and if your sex tape doesnt come out right Kim’s mom will edit it for you, he’ll she’ll direct it, she did Zkims and ray j’s
Three successful black people and an Armenian chick who got famous for doing a black dude that wasn’t that successful but sure as hell made her successful !!!!
Jayz ;Kanye she has no talent she don’t belong here wit us hahaha. Kanye; I know haha. Kim; (nervous)hahaha. Beyonce; bitch why you laughing ????