

“I’ll be having sex in my dream and when I wake up, I’m actually having sex. Jionni’s like, doing it with me as I’m sleeping. I read your baby can feel your orgasm. What does he think it is? Does he see, like rainbows and unicorns? The baby is probably horny. That little creep. [During sex] he’s probably like, ‘Yeah, Mommy!’”
And just in case that wasn't enough to assure you that Snooki here is going to be an outstanding mom, let me show you the plan that she's already formed for wh...
"If I wanted to do it for me, I would have done it a few years ago. [I did it to] overcome ... fears of intimacy and sexuality. When I did it, I faced my own fear [without] avoiding it. It is sexy for me. Growing up, I learned not to touch myself."
Shame on you for thinking anything otherwise! You actually think this lady would do something like this for money? Heck no! She did it to heal childhood scars and fears of sex and reality. This is one classy woman, here, guys, so you better just recognize.
I get it, though, I re...
Honestly, tell me these two aren't one of the most photogenic couples in all of Hollywood? Especially that Liam boy there. He's not particularly my personal cup of tea (I go more along the lines of dudes like, say, Adrien Brody), but he sure is a looker, isn't he? And Miley! This is the first photo I believe I've ever seen of her where she looks mature and not at all gawky and ... well, pretty damn good-looking.
From Us Weekly, Miley's latest Twitter goings-on:
Miley Cyrus has been call...
Well, well, well. What do we have here? I'll tell you what we have here---Jennifer Lopez with a hot mess where her scalp should be.
Last time we talked about Jennifer here, we were discussing the oddities of her relationship with the young lad, Casper Smart, and whether or not he was the catalyst behind talks of potential career changes. But in all honesty, I couldn't really give a shit about what Casper Smart has to say about Jennifer and her star trajectory, because he's a stupid bee-krumping ba...
Well golly gee, isn't that a nice picture right there? Looks, you know, exactly like Hollywood legend Liz Taylor. Honestly, guys, I don't think the executives at Lifetime could have cast a better actress in this obviously pivotal role.
Also, have you heard? Lindsay went and got 'Liz & Dick' in trouble with some Hollywood unions. How, you're wondering, I'm sure? Well it's not for looking nothing like Liz Taylor, and it's not even for driving and wrecking a Porsche when being behind the wheel was a big no-no to begin with...
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PHOTOS: Prince William is 30! [Lainey Gossip]
Kevin Costner's going to record a 'Hatfields & McCoys' album. [Starpulse]
Penelope Cruz and plastic surgery: did she or didn't she? [Cele|bitchy]
Miley Cyrus wants you to see her bare ass. Really. [TMZ]
Inner Model Monologue: Party of One. [The Frisky]
PHOTO: No, really---Miley Cyrus REALLY wants you to see her ass. [Socialite Life]
Noted homosexuals discussing 'Magic Mike'. [OMGBlog]
Jennifer Lopez's ass is still huge. [Yeeeah]
J...
If the NSFW/SFW porno trailer from yesterday didn't make you want to die entirely, then boy do I have a surprise for you, and it's in the shape of a big batch of nudie pics of Nadya Suleman whilst filming her skin flick, 'Octomom: Home Alone'. The photos show a very naked Nadya Suleman, who, surprisingly, has some pretty decent-looking boobs (just so you know, I immediately punched myself in the face---hard---after I typed that because it just seemed the appropriate thing to do).
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“Johnny didn’t want to be with Vanessa anymore. They had grown so far apart, and he wanted to be free and try new things,” a source close to the former couple tells RadarOnline.com. “He was bored senseless with her, being with Vanessa was making him miserable. The spark had gone, and there was nothing left. Johnny just wants more from life and believes Vanessa deserves to be happier too. He’s not embroiled in some hot and heavy new romance and he has no plans to jump straight into something straight away, but he is keen to have some fun again.”
“Johnny was not handling keeping their split secret too well, it was difficult for him to carry on a farce, so now that it is out in the public he is feeling a lot happier about the situation. ... Johnny has wanted this relationship to end since last year,” the source says. “He has tried to get out of this for a long time.”
However, one thing is for sure — even though Johnny no longer wants to be romantically involved with Vanessa, he is determined to continue to be a hands-on dad when it comes to their two children, Lilly [sic] Rose and Jack.
“Make no mistake, Johnny is not walking away from his kids, at all,” the source says. “He loves his children, more than life itself, and he is determined to remain a constant everyday presence in their lives.”
And even more sources are saying that Johnny's already rebounded with 'Long Ranger' costar, Amber Heard. Who, last I checked, was a lesbian. But hey. You never do know, now, do you? From Showbiz Spy:
Johnny Depp has been linked to actress Amber Heard.
The actor — who recently announced his split from longtime love Vanessa Paradis — is said to have bought Heard a horse so they can ride together.
According to Globe magazine, Heard — who is bisexual — has been a “regular visitor” to the New Mexico set of The Lone Ranger where 49-year-old Depp is currently filming.
Depp and Heard have also reportedly enjoyed a trip together to Las Vegas on a private plane.
Wow. So is it maybe safe to say yet that Johnny Depp could actually be a little bit of a bag of dicks? Could it be true? />
So in this video, it's all made out to be this nice, amicable breakup where not just one party had gone and decided the fate of their fourteen-year relationship. However, other sources are saying that the couple broke up because Johnny had enough of the same puss over and over again for a decade and a half, and he wanted to test the waters since he was all big and famous-y and in demand and not getting any younger.
Here's more information from Radar Online:
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Come on now, come clean---do you beet off at work? Or hey, do you want to beet off at work (or home, or church, or your boyfriend's house, whatever)? Then enter to win our weekly Caption This contests, where you can win this shirt. It's awesome. I have one, of course, and people literally stop me in the grocery store to read what's on the front of it (f-ck yes I wear this bitch grocery shopping). Some people give me really dirty looks and some people ...
I have no idea how I haven't noticed this, but when did Emma Stone go back to being blonde? She first went blonde (or I guess reverted back to blonde, as blonde is her natural hair color) at the end of 2010 for the Spider-Man movie, but she dyed it red again around this time last year. She stayed a redhead for The Help and all of the promotions for that movie, she was a redhead at the Oscars, and she was a redhead at the Met Gala in May, though I can see now that it was definitely a lighter s...
Kourtney Kardashian has the biggest baby bump of all time, is probably pregnant with another Kardashian alien. [The Superficial]
What has Jennifer Lopez done to her hair?? [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who was named 'Top Dad' at Dad awards! [Starpulse]
Katie Holmes makes a run for it. [ICYDK]
President Clinton tells Alec Baldwin to chill the f-ck out. [INFDaily]
Is this the next 'Twilight'? [Huff Po]
PHOTOS: Joseline Hernandez nudes! [CDL]
Lindsay's in real big trouble this time. [Celebs...
Uh, no offense to Katy, but if she thinks that she doesn't have any regrets, then she might want to rethink things. I can think of five things off the top of my head that I would regret if I were Katy Perry, and that only includes things like burgundy lipstick and stupid dresses. If we were to get into the serious stuff, then I don't even know how many regrettable things we would find.
But it doesn't matter, because I'm not Katy Perry. Katy Perry is Katy Perry, and in this interview, boy...