So here's a photo that Jessica Simpson posted on her Twitter a couple of days ago, along with the caption "Just taking a walk around the block. Street legal?" It's just one little picture, but for some reason, I've been seeing it everywhere. It's on all the blogs and all the news sites, and I just can't imagine why. I mean, it's only a picture of her ridiculously, overwhelmingly ginormous boobs. What's the big deal?
But hey, what a way to start the week, huh?...
You guys! This must be such an incredibly exciting time in Octomom's life! Just think about all that she's got going on right now: she starred in her very own masturbation documentary, and just this past week she had an orgasm on national radio. She claimed that she's doing all this to "overcome fears of intimacy and sexuality," and I guess it's working, because she went and landed herself a boyfriend!
From TMZ:
Octomom -- the woman who said she's been celibate for the last 13 years ... and planned to stay that way until her kids reac...
You remember how Justin Theroux was dating that one woman, Heidi Bivens, for 14 years when he started seeing Jennifer Aniston? They were living together, but poor Heidi found out that Justin had a new lady in his life the same time that we did. There was also a lot of talk that Justin was trying hard to achieve more fame, and he believed that a much more famous girlfriend was the way to do that. Do you remember that? Because that's what Casper Smart did.
Or, ok, Casper did something simil...
"What's a measly little 72 days?"
Well, I think that pretty much proves that Kris Jenner is everything that's wrong with the Kardashian family. "What's a measly little 72 days," really? That doesn't even make sense. Is she trying to say that the marriage was no big deal because it only lasted the 72 days? Because I believe it's a big deal because it only lasted 72 days.
I mean, obviously this woman is out of her mind, so it probably won't do much good to try to really analyze what she says. ...
Do you see that awful, gaudy necklace that Rihanna is wearing? It was a gift from Chris Brown. She posted it on Instagram, along with the caption "where have u been?" Get it, like her song but also towards Chris? Because they're still seeing each other? But here's the kicker: Chris Brown "liked" the photo on Instagram. Oh my god, can you imagine? The scandal!
And here's more scandalous news, if you consider the same shit we've been hearing about for two years now scandalous:
Rihanna may be one of the hotte...
From Star via Celebitchy:
Is Katy Perry about to make the same mistake twice? Sources tell Star the fast-moving pop star, 27, is already house hunting in London with her new beau, guitarist Robert Ackroyd, just three months after meeting him. “Rob has been staying with Katy in L.A., but now he needs to be in England because he’s playing in all the summer festivals. He begged her to go with him,” says the source. “At first Katy wasn’t sure because he’s got such a ladies’ man re...
Nearly a month ago, I told you guys about how Kim Kardashian went to a Beyonce concert, and about how she went backstage afterwards where they were seen "greeting each other with an embrace and dancing together." I suggested that they were going to become total besties, but nooo. You guys were all "it's not true, Beyonce would never!" and "show me the pictures then!"
BOOM:
There's Kim and Bey in Birmingham last night, watching their men, Kanye and Jay-Z, put on a show. But hey, you can't ...
From The National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Lindsay Lohan has been a nightmare on the set of ‘Liz & Dick’ and everyone is working round-the-clock to finish the film before she self-destructs, sources say. Lohan is often late, can’t concentrate and flubs her lines, insiders say.
“Most days she shows up two hours late and she rarely knows her lines. A production assistant has to feed them to her,” said a set insider. “She’s completely unfocused and she keeps running over to the...
A couple of months ago, back in April, we heard quite a bit about the budding relationship between Michelle Williams and Jason Segel. There was the time that Jason played with Michelle's daughter, Matilda, and the time that Jason put stickers of Michelle on his phone, and the time that Jason said that the two of them "would just very much like to be happy." We heard one story right at the beginning of May about how Michelle's daughter loves Jason, but ever since then, I haven't heard anything. I sort of forgot that they were dating, as sad as that ...
This video I'm about to show you is just 43 seconds long, but it has changed my life forever. I will never be the same after watching it, because I will never be able to unsee it. The images will play in my mind for the rest of my days, and the sounds will keep me awake at night. Nadya Suleman is officially going to haunt me until the day I die.
You guys, it's a video of Octomom having an orgasm.
Thankfully, there's no nudity, and it's not from the actual porno. No, it's a video from ...
She also has crazy/scary/dead/drugged out eyes. But let's just focus on that first thing for right now, all right?
Katy Perry is working on promoting her tour documentary, which, by the way, I'm definitely going to see. She's doing a lot of interviews, and she seems to be focusing a lot on the footage that shows her dealing with the breakup of her marriage with Russell Brand. Remember that interview that she did earlier this week where she discusses how she had to bend over to cry so she wouldn't mess up her fake eyelashes? Yeah, she's been saying a lot of things lik...
So here's a photo that Jessica Simpson posted on her Twitter a couple of days ago, along with the caption "Just taking a walk around the block. Street legal?" It's just one little picture, but for some reason, I've been seeing it everywhere. It's on all the blogs and all the news sites, and I just can't imagine why. I mean, it's only a picture of her ridiculously, overwhelmingly ginormous boobs. What's the big deal?
But hey, what a way to start the week, huh?...
You guys! This must be such an incredibly exciting time in Octomom's life! Just think about all that she's got going on right now: she starred in her very own masturbation documentary, and just this past week she had an orgasm on national radio. She claimed that she's doing all this to "overcome fears of intimacy and sexuality," and I guess it's working, because she went and landed herself a boyfriend!
From TMZ:
Octomom -- the woman who said she's been celibate for the last 13 years ... and planned to stay that way until her kids reac...
You remember how Justin Theroux was dating that one woman, Heidi Bivens, for 14 years when he started seeing Jennifer Aniston? They were living together, but poor Heidi found out that Justin had a new lady in his life the same time that we did. There was also a lot of talk that Justin was trying hard to achieve more fame, and he believed that a much more famous girlfriend was the way to do that. Do you remember that? Because that's what Casper Smart did.
Or, ok, Casper did something simil...
"What's a measly little 72 days?"
Well, I think that pretty much proves that Kris Jenner is everything that's wrong with the Kardashian family. "What's a measly little 72 days," really? That doesn't even make sense. Is she trying to say that the marriage was no big deal because it only lasted the 72 days? Because I believe it's a big deal because it only lasted 72 days.
I mean, obviously this woman is out of her mind, so it probably won't do much good to try to really analyze what she says. ...
Do you see that awful, gaudy necklace that Rihanna is wearing? It was a gift from Chris Brown. She posted it on Instagram, along with the caption "where have u been?" Get it, like her song but also towards Chris? Because they're still seeing each other? But here's the kicker: Chris Brown "liked" the photo on Instagram. Oh my god, can you imagine? The scandal!
And here's more scandalous news, if you consider the same shit we've been hearing about for two years now scandalous:
Rihanna may be one of the hotte...
From Star via Celebitchy:
Is Katy Perry about to make the same mistake twice? Sources tell Star the fast-moving pop star, 27, is already house hunting in London with her new beau, guitarist Robert Ackroyd, just three months after meeting him. “Rob has been staying with Katy in L.A., but now he needs to be in England because he’s playing in all the summer festivals. He begged her to go with him,” says the source. “At first Katy wasn’t sure because he’s got such a ladies’ man re...
Nearly a month ago, I told you guys about how Kim Kardashian went to a Beyonce concert, and about how she went backstage afterwards where they were seen "greeting each other with an embrace and dancing together." I suggested that they were going to become total besties, but nooo. You guys were all "it's not true, Beyonce would never!" and "show me the pictures then!"
BOOM:
There's Kim and Bey in Birmingham last night, watching their men, Kanye and Jay-Z, put on a show. But hey, you can't ...
From The National Enquirer via Celebitchy:
Lindsay Lohan has been a nightmare on the set of ‘Liz & Dick’ and everyone is working round-the-clock to finish the film before she self-destructs, sources say. Lohan is often late, can’t concentrate and flubs her lines, insiders say.
“Most days she shows up two hours late and she rarely knows her lines. A production assistant has to feed them to her,” said a set insider. “She’s completely unfocused and she keeps running over to the...
A couple of months ago, back in April, we heard quite a bit about the budding relationship between Michelle Williams and Jason Segel. There was the time that Jason played with Michelle's daughter, Matilda, and the time that Jason put stickers of Michelle on his phone, and the time that Jason said that the two of them "would just very much like to be happy." We heard one story right at the beginning of May about how Michelle's daughter loves Jason, but ever since then, I haven't heard anything. I sort of forgot that they were dating, as sad as that ...
This video I'm about to show you is just 43 seconds long, but it has changed my life forever. I will never be the same after watching it, because I will never be able to unsee it. The images will play in my mind for the rest of my days, and the sounds will keep me awake at night. Nadya Suleman is officially going to haunt me until the day I die.
You guys, it's a video of Octomom having an orgasm.
Thankfully, there's no nudity, and it's not from the actual porno. No, it's a video from ...
She also has crazy/scary/dead/drugged out eyes. But let's just focus on that first thing for right now, all right?
Katy Perry is working on promoting her tour documentary, which, by the way, I'm definitely going to see. She's doing a lot of interviews, and she seems to be focusing a lot on the footage that shows her dealing with the breakup of her marriage with Russell Brand. Remember that interview that she did earlier this week where she discusses how she had to bend over to cry so she wouldn't mess up her fake eyelashes? Yeah, she's been saying a lot of things lik...