Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Love It or Leave It: Jenny McCarthy’s Playboy Cover

photo of jenny mccarthy playboy pictures 2012 pic Yawn---not impressed. Jenny McCarthy, if you didn't know, is turning 40 this month! Can you believe the "Hot Chick" from 'Singled Out' is going to be 40? If you can, that means you're getting old, too. If you can't, then I can tell you one thing, guy---you're deluding yourself and it's really not pretty. See, I don't know. I "get" that she's trying to commemorate her first Playboy photo shoot from back in 1993 when she was just twenty-one, but I'm sorry. Hearing her stupid sexting-the-d...

Katy Perry Is Taking A Break

A photo of Katy Perry From Contact Music: Katy Perry is taking a break from showbiz. The 27-year-old singer reportedly wants to step back from her career and take time to properly recover from the breakdown of her marriage to Russell Brand last year. According to the Daily Mirror newspaper, she said: ''I need to let my heart heal.'' Katy spent much of her 14-month marriage on her world tour and has hinted that her career was one of the causes for the split. She said: ''For a modern woman, it is impor...

Kim Kardashian Compared Herself to Who?

A photo of Kim Kardashian Look, I know that this is the third story about Kim Kardashian that we've told you today. I know that, and I'm sorry. But listen ... this bitch ... In a gem from her interview with Oprah that I somehow missed, she made a very educated, well-thought-out statement: “I think if I’m 40, and I don’t have any kids,and I’m not married, I would have a baby artificially inseminated,” she said. “I would feel like Mary, like Jesus is my baby.” Sorry, Kimmy, but I'm pretty sure that...

What Happened to Megan Fox?

[Image removed on request] Hey, guys, let me drop a bomb on you: I think Megan Fox might be pregnant. I know, it's been a rumor for a while now, and I don't want to get ahead of myself, because she could just be getting fat, but I think there's a baby in there. Ok, y'all guys know I'm just joshing you here, but I can't help it. Quite a few celebrity ladies - Jessica Simpson and Drew Barrymore, for instance - have done this thing where they're obviously pregnant but refuse to acknowledge it. They're all "a baby? I have no idea what you're talking about," and I love it. I'll respect your privacy, ladies, as long as you respect my right to make lame jokes at your expense. />[Image removed on request] Hey, guys, let me drop a bomb on you: I think Megan Fox might be pregnant. I know, it's been a rumor for a while now, and I don't want to get ahead of myself, because she could just be getting fat, but I think there's a baby in there. Ok, y'all guys know I'm just joshing you here, but I can't help it. Quite a few celebrity ladies - Jessica Simpson and Drew Barrymore, for instance - have done this thing where they're obviously pregnant but refuse to acknowledge ...

Madonna Knows You Want Her DNA, So Don’t Even Play

photo of madonna arms pics Oh, didn't you hear? Madonna has her own sterilization team, because God forbid she leave any trace of her incomparable self behind after a show in a dressing room or on stage. No, I'm not kidding. She really does. From the Mirror: The paranoid star, 53, has ordered aides to leave no trace of her after she leaves gigs on her latest world tour. In true diva style she set up a “sterilisation team” to wipe away any DNA that may have been dropped in her room on hairs, skin or saliva...

Emma Watson Has a Pink Dog and Everybody’s Mad

Ahem. From the Mail:
Picasso had his rose period – and now so too does Emma Watson’s dog Darcy, after the Harry Potter actress dyed her a shocking shade of bubblegum pink. Thanks to a fashionable £90 treatment, the one-year-old bichon frise now has a look that might go down well with pink-loving Hogwarts professor Dolores Umbridge – even if it has raised eyebrows among some animal-lovers. Ms Watson was spotted with the pink pooch on the streets of Bethnal Green, East London, on Friday, after having the dye treatment at Groom Dog City. Owner Stuart Simons said: ‘Emma has dyed Darcy twice. Pink is our biggest colour, but I do look after another bichon called Casper who comes in for a blue mohican.’ He said the beetroot-based semi-permanent dye is harmless. ‘All the dyes I use are completely animal-friendly. They are made from vegetable dye. I wet the dog, rub it on like a shampoo, leave it for five minutes and then wash it off. Because Darcy is white, it takes really well. She is a very calm dog, absolutely lovely, and she enjoys her groom.’ But TV vet Emma Milne said: ‘Dogs are not playthings; they are not dolls. If you are putting a chemical on a dog’s fur, you could cause that dog problems. Even if the dye is completely safe – and the dye that Emma Watson has used should be absolutely fine – you are still altering the way the dog looks and smells to other animals. Potentially, it could have an effect on the way that dog interacts with other dogs. A dog is still a living object that hasn’t had any say on whether it wants to be pink.’ Unsurprisingly, Mr Simons – whose own dyed dogs have featured in campaigns for fashion house Mulberry – disagrees. ‘Lots of people say it’s cruel to dye a dog but I say, it takes no time, it doesn’t affect their skin and they don’t look in the mirror and go, “Oh, I’m so embarrassed.” Rather, they get so much attention in public and all the strokes and interaction, it can’t be a bad thing.’ He also believes his salon will see a sharp increase in ‘doggy dyes’ during the Olympics. ‘Oh yes,’ he said. ‘I expect to get a lot of requests for red, white and blue. And I may be able to do the Olympic circles on poodles.’
Emma, however, claims that she doesn't have a dog and claims that the dog is pink because its owner is trying to raise money for breast cancer research. On her Twitter, she says:
Ayeye. Just to clarify one more time that I don't have a dog. @PinkDarcyDog is pink because her owner is raising money for breast cancer.
Is that OK? Well. I don't know. You'll have to ask PETA or someone else who doesn't think that this poodle thing is damn cute pink, because it is. Are you guys angry? Do you believe it's not even hers? If it's not, don't you think she'd spend a little more time explaining whose it is rather than telling us why it's pink instead? /> Ahem. From the Mail: Picasso had his rose period – and now so too does Emma Watson’s dog Darcy, after the Harry Potter actress dyed her a shocking shade of bubblegum pink. Thanks to a fashionable £90 treatment, the one-year-old bichon frise now has a look that might go down well with pink-loving Hogwarts professor Dolores Umbridge – even if it has raised eyebrows among some animal-lovers. Ms Watson was spotted with the pink pooch on the streets of Bethnal Green, East London, on ...

Kaley Cuoco is Still Totally Hot, So Now You Know

photo of kaley cuoco maxim australia pictures First, can we all just kind of agree that Kaley Cuoco is, indeed, the hottest woman on television? I know we've got chicks like Sofia Vergara and Christina Hendricks, but Kaley just strikes me as really low-maintenance (a notion that turned out to be kind of right), and honestly, what's hotter than that? Here's Kaley's latest interview and photo shoot with Maxim Australia, where she talks how great she is, how great guys think she is, and how anyone who doesn't think she's the bees' knees should probab...

GIVEAWAY: Are You ‘Seeking a Friend for the End of the World’?

photo of seeking a friend for the end of the world pictures Or, at the very least, seeking some free stuff for doing practically nothing? Because if you're into either, then you're in luck. We've partnered with 'Seeking' to bring you guys some pretty special stuff---namely a $25 Visa gift card, the film soundtrack, a t-shirt, tote bag, lip balm, shot glass, glow stick and bracelet, and a key chain. An additional winner will receive all of that, minus the $25 Visa card. And it's simple---all you have to do is like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter, s...

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photo of leann rimes pictures horse face pics James Marsden got this pregnant. [The Superficial] PHOTOS: Is Michelle Williams pregnant? [Lainey Gossip] Michelle Obama talks her first date with Barack. [Bossip] Demi Lovato's new boyfriend? [Starpulse] Who says men can't be mermaids? [theBERRY] Joe Manganiello has a big penis. [Cele|bitchy] Why 'Liz & Dick' may not even wrap. [Amy Grindhouse] So. Now that we know who the kid looks like, who is January Jones' baby daddy? [The Frisky] Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow's new house. [ICYDK] The one where Suri Cruise isn't being a brat. [Socialite Life] Doutzen Kroes i...

Quotables: Kim Kardashian is a Genuine Person, You Guys

photo of kanye west and kim kardashian pictures "No ... It's your heart you're playing with. I couldn't sacrifice my heart for a publicity stunt. ... I have to first get divorced. But to have him in my life this way, I think, says a lot about us." Here's the thing: Kim's got something 100% right today. It does say a lot about the two of them that they're in each others' lives like this. And Kim could never "sacrifice" her "heart" for a "publicity stunt"? First, Kim doesn't have a heart, guys. It's harsh, but it's just truth. Second? If...

Appropriate or Not: Will and Jada Let Willow Smith Get Her Tongue Pierced

photo of willow smith tongue piercing pictures ... And guys, if you don't remember, I'm here to remind you---Willow Smith is eleven years old. Do you know what kind of hell and damnation I'd be under if I'd even *asked* my parents at the age of eleven to get my tongue pierced? What the hell does an eleven-year-old want with a tongue piercing anyway? I'm going to just use me as an example here for a second. Granted, my parents weren't world-famous celebrities, and I wasn't a budding young wannabe-celebrity myself back in 1994 when I was eleven ye...

Kim Kardashian: “I Hate to Talk About Myself”

A photo of the Kardashian family and Oprah Winfrey Oh wow. This is too rich, it really is. Last night the second part of Oprah's interview with the Kardashians aired, and Kim actually said that she hates to talk about herself. Goodness gracious, what a joke. Let's break down the interview and see if we can find any other gems, shall we? - When Kim was asked about Kanye, she said that "I don't know why it took us so long to get together. I think we've always had an attraction to each other...one day it just happened. It took me by surprise." She also said that Kanye is what s...