Oh, what's that? You didn't know? Sorry about that; my bad. I know it's my job to keep you guys abreast of the latest developments when it comes to C- and D-list celebrities doing dumb shit. I apologize profusely, and I hope you can begin the sometimes-slow process of forgiveness.
From Us magazine:
At the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Saturday, electronic music junkie Paris Hilton took to the decks for her debut DJ appearance.
Dressed in a sexy black embellished bodysuit complete with matching gloves and thigh-high stockings designed by The Blondes, she started off her set with mashups of well-known hits including Rihanna's "We Found Love," Deadmau5's "Some Chords" and Avicii's "Levels."
...
Despite getting slammed for her set over Twitter and booed during her on-stage appearance, there's no doubt that Hilton, 31, learned how to spin like a pro from her longtime friend Afrojack, a Dutch music producer and DJ known for his hits "Take Over Control" and Pitbull's "Give Me Everything" featuring Ne-Yo and Nayer.
Oh boy. Isn't all that just great? But wait! It gets better! I have stuff for you that's sure to redeem me! Here's an official photo of Paris Hilton DEEJAYING:
Oh, what's that? You didn't know? Sorry about that; my bad. I know it's my job to keep you guys abreast of the latest developments when it comes to C- and D-list celebrities doing dumb shit. I apologize profusely, and I hope you can begin the sometimes-slow process of forgiveness.
From Us magazine:
At the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Saturday, electronic music junkie Paris Hilton took to the decks for her debut DJ appearance.
Dressed in a sexy black e...
"We are a family, but as of the end of last week John Edwards and I are no longer a couple. Not at all. For me, for my part in it, it's because I'm no longer interested in hiding, hiding our relationship, not living out. I don't know if you've noticed, but we've had a lot of media scrutiny. It's complicated and it's hard. It wears you down after a while."
The illustrious Rielle Hunter on 'The View', talking about the affair that ruined a marriage (or at least helped ruin it), and how it didn't...
From X17:
Jennifer Lawrence rushed to the aid of a teenage girl who collapsed on her front lawn Monday, calling paramedics and waiting with the girl until help arrived.
An X17 photographer on the scene tells us: "Jennifer ran outside her apartment when she heard a girl scream and immediately called 911. When the EMT arrived, she stayed to make sure everything was okay. She was really scared for the girl."
The Hunger Games star stayed close to the young girl who apparently fainted on the law...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Pierce Brosnan photo: Anonymous
"Hey Buddha – It wasn’t the Octomom video that ...
From TMZ:
A rep for Virgin America airlines tells TMZ ... the "Celebrity Apprentice" star was cleared to bring her 2 pets into the 1st class section of a flight this week ... because they are registered as "Emotional Support Animals."
So how does one get emotional support animal clearance? Ya gotta have a doctor write a letter ... stating you have mental issues.
According to the Virgin America website, the airline requires the passenger to produce a letter from a licensed mental health ...
Yay, look! It's the Spice Girls, all together again for 2012! And they're talking about reuniting for a musical!
From Reuters:
The Spice Girls reunited for a few hours on Tuesday to launch a new musical based on songs that made them one of the biggest bands of the 1990s, but there was time for plenty of laughs, avowals of mutual love and even the odd catty aside.
"Viva Forever!", written by British comedian Jennifer Saunders and produced by "Mamma Mia!" mastermind Judy Craymer, opens at th...
Because come on. No one would kiss their hot wife on the red carpet of some movie if they were gay, please.
Nor would they, you know, hang out on the red carpet with said hot wife looking like they're posing for prom pictures from 1979:
And never, never, never would a gay man allow his hot beard of a wife to caress his face in such a way so that people thought he might actually be straight. Come on. Real talk:
Nope. Totally, totally not gay.
Check out some more totally not gay photos of John Travolta in the gallery, because you seriously need...
The happiest Kate Gosselin's ever been. [The Superficial]
How to turn your Pinterest page into a shopping forum. [The Frisky]
50 Cent hospitalized after running into Mack truck. [TMZ]
John Travolta's being sued again. [Starpulse]
Is this Ashley Tisdale's new boyfriend? [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce fans are pissed that Kim Kardashian is girl's new BFF. [Socialite Life]
More glaringly-obvious Megan Fox pregnancy pictures. She's probably due any day. [Yeeeah]
Why Amber Rose is being ...
Yes, that is a photo of Courtney Stodden playing tennis in those stripper heels. Honestly, I'm concerned. Does she really have that much faith in her ability to maneuver those awful things? Does she think she's above a twisted ankle? Or does she just not have any other shoes?
Hey, you know that awful story about that poor bus monitor who got viciously bullied by a couple of middle school students? And it was really sad and depressing (at least, I'm guessing it was, I still haven't been able...
See that woman up there with my old flame, Zach Galifianakis? That's his longtime lady love, Quinn Lundberg. She's also his soon-to-be wife, because they're getting married! I just love wedding season, you guys, I really do.
From Celebuzz:
Prepare for the biggest bachelor party ever, as The Hangover star Zach Galifianakis is getting married to his longtime girlfriend, Celebuzz can exclusively reveal.
The 42-year-old quietly got engaged to Quinn Lundberg, 29, ensuring he is no longer a one-man...
From People:
It's been less than a month since Liam Hemsworth popped the question to Miley Cyrus with a 3.5-carat diamond stunner from jeweler Neil Lane.
But is Cyrus, 19, already ready to swap out her latest belly-baring ensembles (and summer-ready swimwear) for something a little more dressy – like a wedding gown?
Perhaps, the bride-to-be hints on Twitter, as she addresses some big plans for next weekend.
"Super lazy Sunday!" she Tweeted. "Can't wait for next week! It'll b...
Oh, what's that? You didn't know? Sorry about that; my bad. I know it's my job to keep you guys abreast of the latest developments when it comes to C- and D-list celebrities doing dumb shit. I apologize profusely, and I hope you can begin the sometimes-slow process of forgiveness.
From Us magazine:
At the Pop Music Festival in Sao Paulo, Brazil on Saturday, electronic music junkie Paris Hilton took to the decks for her debut DJ appearance.
Dressed in a sexy black e...
"We are a family, but as of the end of last week John Edwards and I are no longer a couple. Not at all. For me, for my part in it, it's because I'm no longer interested in hiding, hiding our relationship, not living out. I don't know if you've noticed, but we've had a lot of media scrutiny. It's complicated and it's hard. It wears you down after a while."
The illustrious Rielle Hunter on 'The View', talking about the affair that ruined a marriage (or at least helped ruin it), and how it didn't...
From X17:
Jennifer Lawrence rushed to the aid of a teenage girl who collapsed on her front lawn Monday, calling paramedics and waiting with the girl until help arrived.
An X17 photographer on the scene tells us: "Jennifer ran outside her apartment when she heard a girl scream and immediately called 911. When the EMT arrived, she stayed to make sure everything was okay. She was really scared for the girl."
The Hunger Games star stayed close to the young girl who apparently fainted on the law...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Pierce Brosnan photo: Anonymous
"Hey Buddha – It wasn’t the Octomom video that ...
From TMZ:
A rep for Virgin America airlines tells TMZ ... the "Celebrity Apprentice" star was cleared to bring her 2 pets into the 1st class section of a flight this week ... because they are registered as "Emotional Support Animals."
So how does one get emotional support animal clearance? Ya gotta have a doctor write a letter ... stating you have mental issues.
According to the Virgin America website, the airline requires the passenger to produce a letter from a licensed mental health ...
Yay, look! It's the Spice Girls, all together again for 2012! And they're talking about reuniting for a musical!
From Reuters:
The Spice Girls reunited for a few hours on Tuesday to launch a new musical based on songs that made them one of the biggest bands of the 1990s, but there was time for plenty of laughs, avowals of mutual love and even the odd catty aside.
"Viva Forever!", written by British comedian Jennifer Saunders and produced by "Mamma Mia!" mastermind Judy Craymer, opens at th...
Because come on. No one would kiss their hot wife on the red carpet of some movie if they were gay, please.
Nor would they, you know, hang out on the red carpet with said hot wife looking like they're posing for prom pictures from 1979:
And never, never, never would a gay man allow his hot beard of a wife to caress his face in such a way so that people thought he might actually be straight. Come on. Real talk:
Nope. Totally, totally not gay.
Check out some more totally not gay photos of John Travolta in the gallery, because you seriously need...
The happiest Kate Gosselin's ever been. [The Superficial]
How to turn your Pinterest page into a shopping forum. [The Frisky]
50 Cent hospitalized after running into Mack truck. [TMZ]
John Travolta's being sued again. [Starpulse]
Is this Ashley Tisdale's new boyfriend? [Lainey Gossip]
Beyonce fans are pissed that Kim Kardashian is girl's new BFF. [Socialite Life]
More glaringly-obvious Megan Fox pregnancy pictures. She's probably due any day. [Yeeeah]
Why Amber Rose is being ...
Yes, that is a photo of Courtney Stodden playing tennis in those stripper heels. Honestly, I'm concerned. Does she really have that much faith in her ability to maneuver those awful things? Does she think she's above a twisted ankle? Or does she just not have any other shoes?
Hey, you know that awful story about that poor bus monitor who got viciously bullied by a couple of middle school students? And it was really sad and depressing (at least, I'm guessing it was, I still haven't been able...
See that woman up there with my old flame, Zach Galifianakis? That's his longtime lady love, Quinn Lundberg. She's also his soon-to-be wife, because they're getting married! I just love wedding season, you guys, I really do.
From Celebuzz:
Prepare for the biggest bachelor party ever, as The Hangover star Zach Galifianakis is getting married to his longtime girlfriend, Celebuzz can exclusively reveal.
The 42-year-old quietly got engaged to Quinn Lundberg, 29, ensuring he is no longer a one-man...
From People:
It's been less than a month since Liam Hemsworth popped the question to Miley Cyrus with a 3.5-carat diamond stunner from jeweler Neil Lane.
But is Cyrus, 19, already ready to swap out her latest belly-baring ensembles (and summer-ready swimwear) for something a little more dressy – like a wedding gown?
Perhaps, the bride-to-be hints on Twitter, as she addresses some big plans for next weekend.
"Super lazy Sunday!" she Tweeted. "Can't wait for next week! It'll b...