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Quotables: Jessica Simpson is Losing Jessica Simpson’s Baby Weight for Jessica Simpson and Only Jessica Simpson

photo of jessica simpson baby boobs pictures post-baby pic "Just so everyone knows...Weight Watchers hasn't put ANY pressure on me! I'm trying to be as healthy as I can be for myself and I feel great!" Jessica Simpson, taking it to Twitter and dispelling rumors that she's cranky, under pressure, and unhappy about her post-baby weight-loss life. I sure hope Jess genuinely feels this way, because she's way too much of a sweetheart to be worrying about these kinds of things when there are so many more important things to think about---like her baby, the...

Report: Miley is Starving Herself

photo of miley cyrus pictures skinny starving photos Sources have it that Miley's starving herself and living on only 500 calories a day in order to shape up for her upcoming wedding to Liam Hemsworth, and also because she's afraid that Liam is going to fall for 'Hunger Games' co-star, Jennifer Lawrence. From HL: Miley, 19, told her friends that she is “whipping her ass” into perfect shape because she wants to be “THE Bride” for her wedding to Liam, 22. “Miley is obsessed with her body now that she’s engaged,” our source says. “She’s been eating super-healthy, not that ...

Hey, Look, It’s Britney Spears’ Cleavage!

photo of britney spears cleavage x-factor pictures Yay! It's Britney, signing autographs at an 'X-Factor' function! Doesn't she* look great? Her hair is still pretty fabulous, and she looks happy, too. It sounds like things are really looking up for our girl Britney, as there hasn't been a word about on-set breakdowns or crying or walking off sets. In fact, Britney sounds like she's really getting into her judging groove. Entertainment Weekly has compiled a Top 8 list of Britney's most "blunt" responses whilst judging the talent on 'X-Factor', ...

Marion Cotillard is So, So Beautiful

photo of marion cotillard wsj photos pictures I think one of the only ladies that exists in life who looks equally beautiful clothed as she does naked is Marion Cotillard. I realize that we do a lot of verbal fellating of miss Marion (or would it verbal cunnilingussing?), but it's for a good reason. She's beautiful, she's talented, and she's got no problem stripping down and showing her amply-fabulous ta-tas off in public. Marion wins all around because she's this great. Also, she did a recent interview and photo spread for WSJ ma...

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Tiger Woods daydreams about whores. [The Superficial] Matthew McConaughey had a stroke, that's the only thing that can explain this. [Lainey Gossip] Chris Brown and Drake get clubs shut down. [Starpulse] Kelly Clarkson looks unbelievable. [ICYDK] Amy Poehler answers strange questions from Tumblr users. [INFDaily] Yes, there is a worst part to 'Magic Mike' (aside from, you know, all of it). [Huff Po] Prince Harry and Kate Middleton are using one another. [CDL] PHOTOS: Miranda Kerr's face looks ... off. [Celebslam] Amber Heard dumped her girlfriend. You know what that means. [Cele|bitchy] Casper Smart's gigantor penis revealed. [Celebrity Rant] How Paula Deen lost thirty pounds. [Hollywood Backwash] Hotness: Hunter Parrish. [theBERRY] PHOTOS: Pink gave birth to really bad fashion sense, too. [I'm Not Obsessed] Miley is definitely getting married this weekend. DETAILS. [IDLYITW] Megan Fox is LeAnn Rimes now. [Lainey Gossip] Duchess Kate's hair costs HOW MUCH? [Cele|bitchy] Blake Lively freaks out. [Socialite Life] Don't mess with Paris Hilton. [The Superficial] />Tiger Woods daydreams about whores. [The Superficial] Matthew McConaughey had a stroke, that's the only thing that can explain this. [Lainey Gossip] Chris Brown and Drake get clubs shut down. [Starpulse] Kelly Clarkson looks unbelievable. [ICYDK] Amy Poehler answers strange questions from Tumblr users. [INFDaily] Yes, there is a worst part to 'Magic Mike' (aside from, you know, all of it). [Huff Po] Prince Harry and Kate Middleton are using one another. [CDL] PHOTOS: Miranda Kerr's face looks ... off. [Celebslam] Amber Heard d...

Lindsay Says “Konichiwa” Bur Duh Hur

photo of lindsay lohan liz taylor pictures How many of you bet that girlfriend had to look up the spelling of that word on her phone before posting this picture to Twitter with the caption "Konichiwa"? Because you know she did. This is Lindsay on the set---of course---of 'Liz & Dick', where she's now forcing production assistants to take photos of her in mirrors or something to post them on Twitter. Thing is, she forgot to tell them to get the f-ck out of the picture. Womp, womp. Today, however, we have good news for Lindsay! Re...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry Almost Had It Right

A photo of Katy Perry Here's a photo of what Katy Perry wore to the Part of Me movie premiere. I absolutely love it. I love it so, so much. It's definitely, without a doubt, my favorite thing that Katy's ever worn. That amazing dress, and the matching shoes and lipstick? It's perfect. I could go on and on about this dress all day, but I won't. I won't because Katy Perry ruined it all by wearing this hot mess on her way to the airport: It does look comfortable, but at what cost? Here's a closer shot of the dress and the leggings: The only ...

Judd Apatow Has Some Pretty Solid Advice

Oh, if only Judd Apatow had been able to give me this advice when I was 14. Maybe then I could have learned that being the funny fat girl at your high school has its perks, but it won't get you any dates (except with a nerdy closeted boy who turns out to be your cousin). Maybe then I could have learned the incredibly important fact that it doesn't matter if someone likes you, it's whether or not you like them back that's important. I didn't learn that one until, like, last year. I guess what I'm trying to say is "thanks for all the funny movies, Judd, but you can go ahead and suck it for not making a movie about this*." *Or did he? It's been a while since I watched Freaks and Geeks. /> Oh, if only Judd Apatow had been able to give me this advice when I was 14. Maybe then I could have learned that being the funny fat girl at your high school has its perks, but it won't get you any dates (except with a nerdy closeted boy who turns out to be your cousin). Maybe then I could have learned the incredibly important fact that it doesn't matter if someone likes you, it's whether or not you like them back that's important. I didn't learn that one until, like, last year. I guess...

Dr. Drew Is Worried About Lindsay Lohan

A photo of Lindsay Lohan From Radar: Dr. Drew Pinsky is questioning Lindsay Lohan's explanation of her recent medical mishap, saying he believes it's physically impossible for a twenty-five-year-old to be unable to be woken because of exhaustion and dehydration, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting. As previously reported, Lohan was treated for "exhaustion" after working all night on the set ofLiz & Dick, a week and a half ago. The actress was found in the penthouse of the Ritz-Carlton and paramedics w...

Johnny Depp Is Completely Innocent

A photo of Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis This really hurts. I've always loved Johnny Depp's movies, because hey, what's not to love? And when he's played such wonderful, endearing characters like the ones he played in Benny and Joon, Edward Scissorhands, and Finding Neverland, I think it's easy to mistake his characters' good qualities for his own, you know? Because I've enjoyed his movies so much, I just assumed that he's an awesome person who is incapable of doing anything wrong. But right now, at this point in time, I think I'...

Also, Oprah Is Going to Be on Keeping Up with the Kardashians

A photo of Oprah Winfrey Do you remember when Oprah used to be a huge, huge deal? Everyone thought she was classy to the max, everyone read all the books that she liked to read, and people literally fell to their knees sobbing just from the grace of her presence. I'm sure we all remember this, but some of you might be thinking "but when did Oprah stop being such a huge deal?" Right now, friends. Right this moment. From E! Online: Can Oprah Winfrey keep up with the Kardashians? She sure can! The former daytime queen turned OWN mogul will appear on an upcoming episode of Keep...

Blind Item: The Sexy Hunger Games Edition

From Blind Gossip: These two young stars costarred in one of the biggest movies of the year and everyone speculated that they had an affair. But that’s only half right. The female lead DID have an on set fling – but not with her costar – with her costar’s GIRLFRIEND when she came to visit! Ironically, the girlfriend is also a major star but she wouldn’t let her hunky boyfriend join in the fun. Both women are bisexual and he’s straight. When you hear about "one of the biggest mov...