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Damn. Damn, damn, damn. See, we'd gone almost an entire thirty days without seeing new photographs of these two walking next to one another, and I'd almost begun to trick myself into thinking that Ryan had up and dumped Eva because she was pressuring him to have babies.
Here we have photos of Ryan and Eva departing from LAX yesterday afternoon, presumably jet-setting to somewhere fabulous like Thailand or France or Spain to enjoy the carnal pleasures of one another. And all insubstantial jealousy aside? These two are ... God, they're so hot. The two of them. Eva is so effortlessly chic and fashionable and hot, and Ryan is so mysterious-looking and handsome and hot AND looks like he smells positively amazing.
I don't care for Eva Mendes much---and I think I've made that pretty clear in the past---but I just can't deny anymore that there's got to be something to this ... this lady. There's got to be for Ryan to be allowing her to hold onto him for this long, anyway.
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Damn. Damn, damn, damn. See, we'd gone almost an entire thirty days without seeing new photographs of these two walking next to one another, and I'd almost begun to trick myself into thinking that Ryan had up and dumped Eva because she was pressuring him to have babies.
Here we have photos of Ryan and Eva departing from LAX yesterday afternoon, presumably jet-setting to somewhere fabulous like Thailand or France or Spain to enjoy the carnal pleasures of one another. And all insubstantial jealousy aside? These two are ... G...
And his response, when asked by TMZ point-blank if he was using drugs again, was just as weird and cryptic as someone you'd expect to be on drugs ... well, to be:
I can't speak to anyone's opinion or judgement.
I was there
they were not.
their tepid
hearsay is a baseless
static drone.
a mantra.
their theme.
I refuse to be held hostage by their 'constitutional'
privelidge,
to judge those
who can and who do.
nabobs.
CS
You know, I watched 'St. Elmo's Fire' the other day. That, and ...
*So, this woman is positively in no way a celebrity, though she thinks she is. I mean, I guess she's a "celebrity" in a manner of speaking, much like Snooki is a "celebrity," but I felt the compulsion to make the point that the asterisk denotes sarcasm or, at the very least, an antonym of sorts.
Anyway, this lady was photographed sans makeup on the rooftop of her daughter's apartment building, and I've got to say---this is one nasty woman. I don't care how many reality shows you're offered by people...
"…One of the worst moments in my entire life. It was an audition for Coyote Ugly, my second audition ever. I’d done the reading for the acting part and then Jerry Bruckheimer wanted me to come in and dance… on top of the table. Yes. They said, ‘You’re going to dance to Prince’s Kiss. You’re going to pole dance, but there is no pole.’ And I just turned beet red. It was awful, and he said something like, ‘Honey, you did a great reading, but you’ve got no rhythm.’ I called m...
You want to know who we haven't talked about in almost two years? Well, lots of people. But specifically speaking, the answer to that question is Cate Blanchett, although 'Cate Blanchett' could be the answer to many questions, including things like, "Who's so ungodly gorgeous it's pretty much unfair," and "Who is the best-looking forty-three year-old you know," and "Who's going to be in the Lincoln Center Festival this summer," because 'Cate Blanchett' would definitely be the answer to all three o...
Since it's Friday night, I figured I'd take a moment to share with you a lovely song from Ronnie, the biggest gorilla in the Jersey Shore crew. Some of you might be preparing to do a little partying*, in which case you should definitely listen to the song. It's charmingly titled "How The F%#k We Gettin' Home?!" and it teaches the valuable lesson that sometimes you're not able to drive and sometimes you need to ask someone nicely to take your keys away from you. That's a good message, isn't ...
From Radar:
Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are scheduled to have their depositions taken in their ongoing divorce proceedings at the end of June, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As we previously reported, Humphries' lawyer plans on asking Kim about her decision to keep the $325k white Ferrari that was given to the former couple by a wealthy Malaysian businessman as a wedding gift, amongst other matters vexing her soon-to-be ex-husband.
Kardashian filed for divorce aft...
Real talk: When I wrote that headline, I seriously typed "... See Lindsay on the Set of the Lipz Taylor Movie." Talk about a Freudian slip of flop-lip proportions. Man.
Anyway, this is Lindsay during test shoots and pre-production photos for the Liz Taylor biopic (it's called 'Liz & Dick', if the casting choice didn't already tip you off that this movie's going to be JUST GREAT) while on a smoke break. Sources say that Lindsay recently had her hair cut and dyed to match Liz's dark, sultry st...
Can you even believe it? Before the news has really hit anywhere, we have the exclusive that Angelina Jolie is pregnant and currently expecting her ... I don't know, what is this, her ninth kid? Tenth? Whatever. The thing that matters is that there are hungry children in the world and gay couples who aren't allowed to marry yet, but Brad and Angelina are adding to the world's population and planning a sure-to-be-stellar wedding event that's
going to cost what it'd take to feed a medium-sized country for a year probably going to happen before that tiny belly pops.
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Can you even believe it? Before the news has really hit anywhere, we have the exclusive that Angelina Jolie is pregnant and currently expecting her ... I don't know, what is this, her ninth kid? Tenth? Whatever. The thing that matters is that there are hungry children in the world and gay couples who aren't allowed to marry yet, but Brad and Angelina are adding to the world's population and planning a sure-to-be-stellar wedding event that's going to cost what it'd take to fee...
Ha! That was a joke, guys. There's nothing mad cool about the way Snooki's dressed here, and it's not even for the fact that she's, like, almost six months pregnant and tottering around in huge, Spice Girl-like platform sandals and she almost bit it in them twice. No, this outfit is just craptacular to begin with, from all angles, and the fact that a pregnant lady's wearing such ridiculous attire only adds to the ensemble's general atrocity.
I know, I know---some of you are probably thinking...
From Radar Online:
... RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned the real reason why the pop singer did so [walked off set so many times] -- Brit has Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder and can't take medication for it.
"Britney was diagnosed with Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder in her teens and used to take medication for it," a source close to the situation tells RadarOnline.com exclusively. "The medication helped her deal with it, however, she can't take it now because it in...
And all I'm trying to do here is figure out if he's attractive in an odd sort of way, or if he's just flat-the-f-ck-out creepy---both in looks and in practices.
Above, and below in the gallery, we have some new photos of Mary-Kate Olsen and her newest boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, who, if you missed yesterday's post, is the half-brother of former French President, Nicolas Sarkozy.
The two were photographed together in public back in April, this time at a Knicks game in Madison Square Garden, and if you weren't creeped out by yesterday's...
Since it's Friday night, I figured I'd take a moment to share with you a lovely song from Ronnie, the biggest gorilla in the Jersey Shore crew. Some of you might be preparing to do a little partying*, in which case you should definitely listen to the song. It's charmingly titled "How The F%#k We Gettin' Home?!" and it teaches the valuable lesson that sometimes you're not able to drive and sometimes you need to ask someone nicely to take your keys away from you. That's a good message, isn't ...