I told you this was going to be bad, guys. I mean, just look at Paris and Nicky Hilton there. You just know that they're going to be in the number one slot (that's a spoiler; they're definitely in the number one slot), what with the girls' surgically-enhanced patellas and Paris's ever-evolving wonk-eye. What's going on with that, anyway? Did she finally go blind from all of the shots---yeah, those shots---to the eye? Is it just bad plastic surgery? What the hell is it?
Others on the list inclu...
I don't know what you guys thought of the fashion at this year's MTV Movie Awards, but I thought it to be seriously, seriously lacking. Even Russell Brand's semi-inappropriate (OK, not at all inappropriate) quips about marrying Michael Fassbender and rubbing him down with massage oil---massage oil that he "needed to borrow from John Travolta"---paled in comparison to how completely boring everyone looked at the awards. In light of that, I've compiled a really lame "best dressed" list, because i...
Breaking News: 'The Green Lantern' is gay. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston still wants you to think she's perfect. [Lainey Gossip]
'Hunger Games' domination. [Starpulse]
Who'd you rather: Ciara or Amber Rose? [Bossip]
One of the best ventriloquist performances. [theBERRY]
Emma Watson: rock and roll or goofy? [Cele|bitchy]
How 'Snow White and the Huntsman' is doing. [Amy Grindhouse]
The guy who turned his dead cat into a helicopter. [The Frisky]
Adam Levine is hooking u...
Except this time, he didn't gush over Jessica Biel. Instead, he talked about the possibility of a small NSYNC reunion. For real.
From People:
There might be more than one union worth celebrating come Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's wedding day.
Although it's been more than a decade since the boy band has been active, the occasion could be extra special for 'N Sync, the '90s pop sensation that launched Timberlake's career.
"It would be great. Who knows?" former band mate a...
... But I didn't watch them. I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't watch any of the awards shows. Mostly because I don't have cable, but also I don't really care. Is that horrible? I'd much rather just read about everything and look at all the photos afterwards than spend hours watching everyone moving in their outfits and winning awards. The only exception is the Oscars, but only when I can bitchily critique the fashion with my BFF.
But anyway, yeah, those MTV Movie Awards. I didn't...
On Friday, we got to see those adorable photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Liz and Dick. It's been a couple days, but if you'll remember, she was wearing fancy earrings on a smoke break, and her newly cut and dyed hair was up and pinned. It was a sight to see for sure, and I'm not even going to try to describe it any more accurately than Sarah did when she said that Lindsay looked like Elizabeth Taylor's "gawky, toothy older sister."
But today, as you can see, we have a photo of Lindsay in costum...
I know. It really, really pains me to say that, especially coming so quickly after a "Christina Aguilera, what the hell are you thinking, girl" kind of post, but maybe that's precisely why LeAnn is like a sight for sore eyes here. Christina practically seared off the first layer of my retinas, and though LeAnn is a total twat, she looks pretty here and it's kind of refreshing to see someone who doesn't have six inches of pancake makeup pasted on.
I mean, yeah, she's still too skinny, and there'...
Here's a hint: it's not good. The yellow in her hair? Well, if we can speak frankly here, it looks like pee. Flat-out urine. And it apparently dribbled down your body and stained your shoes (which I actually love, despite the fact that they match the pee-colored hair). And the bandage dress? Girl, they're so six months ago. I also see the skanky-looking red lipstick has made its grand return, and to that I say, "What the f-ck." You were doing so, so well. This? It needs to make a comeback:
Wa...
From TMZ:
... Sources close to Octo tell TMZ she has booked a gig at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL for her first stint as a stripper. We're told Octomom will do two shows a night from July 11-15.
But it's not all good news -- or maybe it is -- because we're told that while T's Lounge is all-nude, Octo will only be going topless. And if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that's not going to happen -- she won't be doing lap dances.
According to our sources, ...
From People:
A beaming Drew Barrymore, 37, tied the knot Saturday with her fiancé of five months, art dealer Will Kopelman, at her Montecito, Calif., home.
Designed by celebrity wedding planners Yifat Oren and and Stefanie Cove – who handled Reese Witherspoon's country chic nuptials last March – the intimate ceremony was "a classic, simple, very pretty, garden-inspired wedding," a source tells PEOPLE.
They were wed under a chuppah, and a rabbi officiated.
Guests included Withe...
Ahem. By the numbers, now, shall we?
:32 (this is going to be a long one, guys). Already I want to kill myself. How am I going to make it through the remaining four-plus minutes? Pack it in and hold on folks.
:41. Good thing Kendall and Kylie Jenner have their MOM to teach them how to dance like little whores on a boat. These two have a long road of fun cut out for them, let me tell you.
:55. Who are the wannabe-Kardashians? And why would anyone WANT to be a Kardashian?
1:11. KIM. PUT YOUR ASS AWAY.
1:18. Scott Disick is officially an embarrassment to all white men 'round the world.
1:22. KIM. WE KNOW IT'S YOU. PUT YOUR ASS AWAY.
1:27. Weird Kardashian brother. Stop pretending that you don't want to hump Kim's ass, weird Kardashian brother.
1:33. MY EYES! I'M F-CKING BLIND! BLIND!BLIND!!!!!!!!
2:12. ... Still recovering. And only Kim Kardashian would spray tan in the Dominican Republic.
2:27. Told you it was Kim's ass.
2:40. "Have sex on rugs that's Persian." Let me guess: YOU'RE PERSIAN, KIM, AREN'T YOU.
3:15. One of those Jenner girls probably has skin cancer today.
3:16. ... And Bruce Jenner was definitely about to slap her ass.
3:22. Wait. Where's Khloe and Lamar?
3:56. Why can't this ship just sink?
4:13. Wait. Kourtney's water just broke? LIARS.
4:17. Kris Jenner is really classy spouting "motherf-cker" all over the place.
And that, guys? Is how you get shit done on a Sunday morning. Dear God. />
Ahem. By the numbers, now, shall we?
:32 (this is going to be a long one, guys). Already I want to kill myself. How am I going to make it through the remaining four-plus minutes? Pack it in and hold on folks.
:41. Good thing Kendall and Kylie Jenner have their MOM to teach them how to dance like little whores on a boat. These two have a long road of fun cut out for them, let me tell you.
:55. Who are the wannabe-Kardashians? And why would anyone WANT to be a Kardashian?
1:11. KIM. PUT YOUR AS...
I told you this was going to be bad, guys. I mean, just look at Paris and Nicky Hilton there. You just know that they're going to be in the number one slot (that's a spoiler; they're definitely in the number one slot), what with the girls' surgically-enhanced patellas and Paris's ever-evolving wonk-eye. What's going on with that, anyway? Did she finally go blind from all of the shots---yeah, those shots---to the eye? Is it just bad plastic surgery? What the hell is it?
Others on the list inclu...
I don't know what you guys thought of the fashion at this year's MTV Movie Awards, but I thought it to be seriously, seriously lacking. Even Russell Brand's semi-inappropriate (OK, not at all inappropriate) quips about marrying Michael Fassbender and rubbing him down with massage oil---massage oil that he "needed to borrow from John Travolta"---paled in comparison to how completely boring everyone looked at the awards. In light of that, I've compiled a really lame "best dressed" list, because i...
Breaking News: 'The Green Lantern' is gay. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston still wants you to think she's perfect. [Lainey Gossip]
'Hunger Games' domination. [Starpulse]
Who'd you rather: Ciara or Amber Rose? [Bossip]
One of the best ventriloquist performances. [theBERRY]
Emma Watson: rock and roll or goofy? [Cele|bitchy]
How 'Snow White and the Huntsman' is doing. [Amy Grindhouse]
The guy who turned his dead cat into a helicopter. [The Frisky]
Adam Levine is hooking u...
Except this time, he didn't gush over Jessica Biel. Instead, he talked about the possibility of a small NSYNC reunion. For real.
From People:
There might be more than one union worth celebrating come Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's wedding day.
Although it's been more than a decade since the boy band has been active, the occasion could be extra special for 'N Sync, the '90s pop sensation that launched Timberlake's career.
"It would be great. Who knows?" former band mate a...
... But I didn't watch them. I don't know if you've noticed, but I don't watch any of the awards shows. Mostly because I don't have cable, but also I don't really care. Is that horrible? I'd much rather just read about everything and look at all the photos afterwards than spend hours watching everyone moving in their outfits and winning awards. The only exception is the Oscars, but only when I can bitchily critique the fashion with my BFF.
But anyway, yeah, those MTV Movie Awards. I didn't...
On Friday, we got to see those adorable photos of Lindsay Lohan on the set of Liz and Dick. It's been a couple days, but if you'll remember, she was wearing fancy earrings on a smoke break, and her newly cut and dyed hair was up and pinned. It was a sight to see for sure, and I'm not even going to try to describe it any more accurately than Sarah did when she said that Lindsay looked like Elizabeth Taylor's "gawky, toothy older sister."
But today, as you can see, we have a photo of Lindsay in costum...
I know. It really, really pains me to say that, especially coming so quickly after a "Christina Aguilera, what the hell are you thinking, girl" kind of post, but maybe that's precisely why LeAnn is like a sight for sore eyes here. Christina practically seared off the first layer of my retinas, and though LeAnn is a total twat, she looks pretty here and it's kind of refreshing to see someone who doesn't have six inches of pancake makeup pasted on.
I mean, yeah, she's still too skinny, and there'...
Here's a hint: it's not good. The yellow in her hair? Well, if we can speak frankly here, it looks like pee. Flat-out urine. And it apparently dribbled down your body and stained your shoes (which I actually love, despite the fact that they match the pee-colored hair). And the bandage dress? Girl, they're so six months ago. I also see the skanky-looking red lipstick has made its grand return, and to that I say, "What the f-ck." You were doing so, so well. This? It needs to make a comeback:
Wa...
From TMZ:
... Sources close to Octo tell TMZ she has booked a gig at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, FL for her first stint as a stripper. We're told Octomom will do two shows a night from July 11-15.
But it's not all good news -- or maybe it is -- because we're told that while T's Lounge is all-nude, Octo will only be going topless. And if you were hoping to take Octo back to the champagne room, that's not going to happen -- she won't be doing lap dances.
According to our sources, ...
From People:
A beaming Drew Barrymore, 37, tied the knot Saturday with her fiancé of five months, art dealer Will Kopelman, at her Montecito, Calif., home.
Designed by celebrity wedding planners Yifat Oren and and Stefanie Cove – who handled Reese Witherspoon's country chic nuptials last March – the intimate ceremony was "a classic, simple, very pretty, garden-inspired wedding," a source tells PEOPLE.
They were wed under a chuppah, and a rabbi officiated.
Guests included Withe...