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Now You Can Look Just Like Lindsay Lohan Looking Like Liz Taylor!

A photo of Lindsay Lohan Please, try to contain your excitement! For the past few days, we've been showing you photos upon photos of Lindsay Lohan as Elizabeth Taylor. We've shown you photos of her costumes and photos of her popping out of her costumes. It's been a whole lot of Lindsay as Liz action, and I know that many of you have thought to yourself, "wow, how do I get that look?!" Well, rest easy, friends, because I have that information and much, much more. From People: WhenLindsay Lohan first walked onto the set of Lifetime’s Liz & Dickdressed as screen leg...

Bad News: Octomom Isn’t Going to Strip After All

A photo of Nadya Suleman I'm so sorry, you guys. I know that many of you were already planning road trips down to Florida so you could see Nadya "Octomom" Suleman strut her stuff in July, but it's not going to happen. And that's not to say that it wasn't going to happen in the first place, because it definitely was, but good ol' Octomom cancelled. She cancelled because some people have to ruin it for everyone because they can't keep their dumb mouths shut. From TMZ: Octomom will not be coming to the stage of a Florida strip joint -- TMZ has learned ...

Miley Cyrus Is ENGAGED

A photo of Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus From People: Wedding Party in the U.S.A.! Miley Cyrus and Hunger Games star Liam Hemsworth are engaged to be married after three years of dating, their reps confirm to PEOPLE exclusively. "I'm so happy to be engaged and look forward to a life of happiness with Liam," Cyrus, 19, tells PEOPLE. Australian actor Hemsworth, 22, who met Cyrus when they costarred in The Last Song in 2009, proposed on May 31 with a 3.5-carat diamond ring from jeweler Neil Lane. Next up for the couple...

Amanda Bynes Got Charged with That DUI

A photo of Amanda Bynes As if there was ever any real doubt, Amanda Bynes was officially charged with a DUI yesterday in court. However, in a shocking turn of events, the judge didn't say "seriously, hand me your keys right this second, then we'll talk" as soon as Amanda entered the courtroom. From TMZ: Amanda Bynes has officially been charged with DUI after her arrest back in April -- when she sideswiped a cop car and allegedly attempted to flee the scene. Bynes has been charged with one count of misdemeanor DUI -- and the D.A. has sought a sentencing enhancement becau...

Sheryl Crow Has a Brain Tumor

photo of sheryl crow brain tumor pictures From the Las Vegas Review Journal: "I worried about my memory so much that I went and got an MRI. And I found out I have a brain tumor. And I was, like, 'See? I knew there was something wrong.'?" I didn't know whether Sheryl was joking or not because we had just been laughing about how she recently forgot some lyrics on stage. But she wasn't kidding. "I haven't really talked about it," she said. "In November, I found out I have a brain tumor. But it's benign, so I don't have to worry ...

An Essay on Why I So Dislike Joey Lawrence

photo of joey lawrence pictures (Hah, as if the picture wasn't reason enough.) OK, so "essay" might be a strong word. Let's just call it a "reason" and we'll end there. I don't exactly have it in me to do an entire "essay" about Joey Lawrence, because he's not even remotely important in the grand scheme of things, even though he really, really, really thinks he is. From Celebuzz: ... Actor Joey Lawrence tells Celebuzz he has no desire to do a full-on Blossom reunion, should the opportunity arise in the future. “It wa...

Amber Portwood Is Going to Prison for Five Years

A photo of Amber Portwood When we last checked in on Amber Portwood, Teen Mom and ne'er-do-well, the news was that she was probably going to jail for two years. But that was way back in December, and a lot of things have happened since then, so we're going to have to do a little bit of catching up before we get to this latest news, ok? Back in January, Amber was sentenced to five years in prison for drug charges, but she was able to make a deal that would allow her to avoid prison altogether if she completed a rehabilitat...

What Would Make Adele Defecate on Herself?

A photo of Adele That was a fun little question, wasn't it? Do you want to think about it for a minute? Go ahead, I'll wait. Did you come up with anything good? Take a break real quick and leave it in the comments, and then come back. Did you do it? All right, now let me tell you what the real answer is ... Psych! You're going to have to read through excerpts from this interview that she did with Matt Lauer to figure out what Adele thinks would make her "f-cking shit" herself. Really, it's a great ...

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WATCH THIS: Emma Watson’s “American” Accent in ‘The Perks of Being a Wallflower’ Trailer

OK, call me overly-sentimental this morning, but this movie looks amazing. It's moving and heartwarming and Emma Watson is flat-out f-cking adorkable in this trailer. Her "American" accent is a little bit sketchy, but she definitely pulls off this performance and rocks it right the hell out. The movie, 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower', is based on the book of the same name, and according to IMDB is a coming-of-age drama-dy:
An introvert freshman is taken under the wings of two seniors who welcome him to the real world.
About the film, Emma says:
A trailer of the film, released last night, shows the former Harry Potter series actor dancing in lingerie during a burlesque show to a song from the Rocky Horror Picture Show. "I was very nervous to that stuff," Miss Watson told a cable television channel at the MTV Movie Awards yesterday. "It was tough. I think Harry Potter fans will love it because it has so much heart, like the Harry Potter stories do. I feel like it's the perfect transition from Harry Potter to kind of a more adolescent movie. It's a little bit of an older tone. It's darker." Stephen Chbosky’s book is among those that have prompted most complaints to the American Library Association, for its treatment of drugs, homosexuality, nudity and offensive language.
'Perks' is set to premiere in September, later this year, and while I probably won't see it in theaters, I'm quite sure that it'll be a guilty-pleasure Saturday afternoon movie when it comes out on HBO or something. />Get More: Nina Dobrev, Logan Lerman, Emma Watson, 2012 Movie Awards, New Movies OK, call me overly-sentimental this morning, but this movie looks amazing. It's moving and heartwarming and Emma Watson is flat-out f-cking adorkable in this trailer. Her "American" accent is a little bit sketchy, but she definitely pulls off this performance and rocks it right the hell out. The movie, 'The Perks of Being a Wallflower', is based on the book of the same name, and according to IMDB is a coming-of-age drama-dy: ...

Kate Winslet Talks Body Image (Again) to Vanity Fair Italia

photo of kate winslet vogue italia pictures From the Daily Mail via Vanity Fair Italia: Winslet on whether she’s bored with talking about body image: “Better say that I’m bored of what it means that we are still here talking about it: it means that nothing has changed. Otherwise, no, I believe it is important to go on insisting that normality is not what we are exposed to. Honestly, among my acquaintances there is no woman wearing XS. No, sorry, there is one: my daughter. The point is that Mia is 11 years old.” On public crit...