Last week, we showed you guys some quotes from Rihanna's latest interview with Esquire, remember? She said that she didn't understand why people thought her recent collaborations with Chris Brown were a bad thing (and just in case anyone's confused about that, it was bad because it was Rihanna singing with the guy who beat her so bad that he nearly killed her about how they wanted to have sexy sex). I thought it was ridiculous, and I still think it's ridiculous, but now we have even more r...
You guys! Look! It's little Lorenzo in there! Can you believe it?
It's been months since we've known that Snooki is going to be a mom, but we haven't gotten to see any real evidence until now. I know Snooki doesn't owe it to us to go up to every photographer, interviewer, and stranger she comes into contact with and yank up her shirt and yell "PREGGERS POWER, BITCHES," but I kind of expected it, you know?
And here's some fun news: Snooki is reportedly due in August. You know what she's going to be doing in August? Filming Jersey...
No, it's not for her man---I don't think, anyway. That was a joke. As is the color of her hair. It totally doesn't suit girlfriend at all. She reminds me of Pumpkin, from the movie 'Pumpkin'. The one that Christina Ricci played in ages ago?:
No sir, I don't like it.
What do you guys think of Kelly's hair?
{democracy:349}...
Wait a second here. Holy what the f-ck in Photoshopping? Did anyone else completely notice the fact that Charlie Sheen's head has either been blown up to epic proportions, or that maybe his head was 'shopped onto the body of a fourteen-year-old boy instead? Because wow!
Anyway, Charlie Sheen sat down and talked to rolling Stone about his new show, 'Anger Management', and also dropped a few gems about how he'd still totally bone Denise Richards (thanks for that mental picture there, ugh), and...
Oh gosh. That's quite something, huh? And it looks, well ... it looks a lot like Miley's old, craptastic Forever 21 "engagement ring" that she was rocking a few months back, just classier and not as brassy-looking. Emily told you guys this morning that Miley Cyrus is going to get married---and at such a good time, too, what with Liam doing all sorts of big-name projects with big-name actors and actresses. It's a veritable gold mine, and the ring itself isn't so shabby. It's not exactly my cup of ...
... And I think it's probably referring to her nipples.
But seriously, what the fresh hell is this? THIS:
WHAT IS IT? From the Huff Po:
[Director Richard] Phillips brought in the experts for the project, working with acclaimed surf movie director Taylor Steele (who also co-directed “Lindsay Lohan”), pro-surfer Kassia Meador and none other than Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk (for the film’s score). According to a press release, the short is a “post-modern take on the surf f...
Charlie Sheen wants to bone Denise Richards all over again. [The Superficial]
More Taylor Swift-bashing courtesy of John Mayer. How I love this. [Lainey Gossip]
Confirmed: Gisele Bundchen pregnant with another angelic angel from angel-place. [Starpulse]
Jim Carrey bashes that chick he used to sleep with. Jenny McCarthy. Right. [TMZ]
Prince Harry and Cheryl Cole are probably hooking up. [Socialite Life]
Justin Bieber: "I'm like Michael Jackson." [Seriously OMG]
10 Celebrity Couples ...
"I look at Gaga and I think, 'How does she do it?' I talk to her mum and dad about it. They worry. She is frail, and she doesn't eat when she should do, and she's a girl, and it's tougher for a girl. She works really hard. She will be in Denmark one night and Saudi Arabia the next. I know how tiny she is and I do worry about her, yes."
- Elton John discusses his concern for Lady Gaga.
Um, this is sweet and all, and I'm glad that Lady Gaga has people who care about her, but isn't it a li...
Because come on. Sure you do. Who doesn't want a $50 Amazon gift card? Do you know how many rubber bands you can buy on Amazon for fifty bucks? Something like nine pounds of 'em. You can buy a remote control for your iTunes whatever, you can purchase ten topsy-turvy strawberry planters---and all for fifty bucks or under. If rubber bands and strawberry planters don't really interest you, well. I've got good news for you: if you win, it's your fifty bucks and you can spend it on whatever you like. I re...
Oh gosh, for the first time in the history of mankind, I agree with something John Mayer's saying. Is it time to throw the towel in on being a normal, well-adjusted human being? Well, maybe, but I've been thinking about that for some time now, anyway.
From a recent Rolling Stone interview:
John Mayer says that he was "really humiliated" by Taylor Swift's song "Dear John," which the country-pop star allegedly wrote about him. "It made me feel terrible," Mayer says in the new issue of Roll...
And before you say, "Why, didn't he just say that he was going to be single 'til his divorce from Kim Kardashian was final, Sarah?" the answer is "yes." He absolutely did.
Wait, what's that? You don't quite remember? Well there was this big old report from Radar Online, citing multiple sources who all said that Kris would be taking his marital estrangement seriously and wouldn't keep the company of another woman until lawfully able. It went something like this:
... Media reports circulated...
The one where Justin Bieber shows everyone his penis. [The Superficial]
People are copying Anne Hathaway left and right. [Lainey Gossip]
There's no way Miley's marriage is gonna last. [Starpulse]
Octomom cancelled her strip gig because you hurt her feelings, you asshole. [TMZ]
LeBron James' 10 Biggest Fails of All Time. [Bossip]
YES on NOSTALGIC FOOD. [theBERRY]
Good news for Hobbit fans. [Huff Po]
Barack Obama sings 'Call Me Maybe'. [Hollywood PQ]
... And Amanda Bynes is ...
Last week, we showed you guys some quotes from Rihanna's latest interview with Esquire, remember? She said that she didn't understand why people thought her recent collaborations with Chris Brown were a bad thing (and just in case anyone's confused about that, it was bad because it was Rihanna singing with the guy who beat her so bad that he nearly killed her about how they wanted to have sexy sex). I thought it was ridiculous, and I still think it's ridiculous, but now we have even more r...
You guys! Look! It's little Lorenzo in there! Can you believe it?
It's been months since we've known that Snooki is going to be a mom, but we haven't gotten to see any real evidence until now. I know Snooki doesn't owe it to us to go up to every photographer, interviewer, and stranger she comes into contact with and yank up her shirt and yell "PREGGERS POWER, BITCHES," but I kind of expected it, you know?
And here's some fun news: Snooki is reportedly due in August. You know what she's going to be doing in August? Filming Jersey...
No, it's not for her man---I don't think, anyway. That was a joke. As is the color of her hair. It totally doesn't suit girlfriend at all. She reminds me of Pumpkin, from the movie 'Pumpkin'. The one that Christina Ricci played in ages ago?:
No sir, I don't like it.
What do you guys think of Kelly's hair?
{democracy:349}...
Wait a second here. Holy what the f-ck in Photoshopping? Did anyone else completely notice the fact that Charlie Sheen's head has either been blown up to epic proportions, or that maybe his head was 'shopped onto the body of a fourteen-year-old boy instead? Because wow!
Anyway, Charlie Sheen sat down and talked to rolling Stone about his new show, 'Anger Management', and also dropped a few gems about how he'd still totally bone Denise Richards (thanks for that mental picture there, ugh), and...
Oh gosh. That's quite something, huh? And it looks, well ... it looks a lot like Miley's old, craptastic Forever 21 "engagement ring" that she was rocking a few months back, just classier and not as brassy-looking. Emily told you guys this morning that Miley Cyrus is going to get married---and at such a good time, too, what with Liam doing all sorts of big-name projects with big-name actors and actresses. It's a veritable gold mine, and the ring itself isn't so shabby. It's not exactly my cup of ...
... And I think it's probably referring to her nipples.
But seriously, what the fresh hell is this? THIS:
WHAT IS IT? From the Huff Po:
[Director Richard] Phillips brought in the experts for the project, working with acclaimed surf movie director Taylor Steele (who also co-directed “Lindsay Lohan”), pro-surfer Kassia Meador and none other than Thomas Bangalter of Daft Punk (for the film’s score). According to a press release, the short is a “post-modern take on the surf f...
Charlie Sheen wants to bone Denise Richards all over again. [The Superficial]
More Taylor Swift-bashing courtesy of John Mayer. How I love this. [Lainey Gossip]
Confirmed: Gisele Bundchen pregnant with another angelic angel from angel-place. [Starpulse]
Jim Carrey bashes that chick he used to sleep with. Jenny McCarthy. Right. [TMZ]
Prince Harry and Cheryl Cole are probably hooking up. [Socialite Life]
Justin Bieber: "I'm like Michael Jackson." [Seriously OMG]
10 Celebrity Couples ...
"I look at Gaga and I think, 'How does she do it?' I talk to her mum and dad about it. They worry. She is frail, and she doesn't eat when she should do, and she's a girl, and it's tougher for a girl. She works really hard. She will be in Denmark one night and Saudi Arabia the next. I know how tiny she is and I do worry about her, yes."
- Elton John discusses his concern for Lady Gaga.
Um, this is sweet and all, and I'm glad that Lady Gaga has people who care about her, but isn't it a li...
Because come on. Sure you do. Who doesn't want a $50 Amazon gift card? Do you know how many rubber bands you can buy on Amazon for fifty bucks? Something like nine pounds of 'em. You can buy a remote control for your iTunes whatever, you can purchase ten topsy-turvy strawberry planters---and all for fifty bucks or under. If rubber bands and strawberry planters don't really interest you, well. I've got good news for you: if you win, it's your fifty bucks and you can spend it on whatever you like. I re...
Oh gosh, for the first time in the history of mankind, I agree with something John Mayer's saying. Is it time to throw the towel in on being a normal, well-adjusted human being? Well, maybe, but I've been thinking about that for some time now, anyway.
From a recent Rolling Stone interview:
John Mayer says that he was "really humiliated" by Taylor Swift's song "Dear John," which the country-pop star allegedly wrote about him. "It made me feel terrible," Mayer says in the new issue of Roll...
And before you say, "Why, didn't he just say that he was going to be single 'til his divorce from Kim Kardashian was final, Sarah?" the answer is "yes." He absolutely did.
Wait, what's that? You don't quite remember? Well there was this big old report from Radar Online, citing multiple sources who all said that Kris would be taking his marital estrangement seriously and wouldn't keep the company of another woman until lawfully able. It went something like this:
... Media reports circulated...
The one where Justin Bieber shows everyone his penis. [The Superficial]
People are copying Anne Hathaway left and right. [Lainey Gossip]
There's no way Miley's marriage is gonna last. [Starpulse]
Octomom cancelled her strip gig because you hurt her feelings, you asshole. [TMZ]
LeBron James' 10 Biggest Fails of All Time. [Bossip]
YES on NOSTALGIC FOOD. [theBERRY]
Good news for Hobbit fans. [Huff Po]
Barack Obama sings 'Call Me Maybe'. [Hollywood PQ]
... And Amanda Bynes is ...