Yeah, yeah, right, Britney Spears was getting out of her car with some God-awful ugly wedges on and she almost bit the dust, but that's not even what I want to talk about here. I want to talk about what's going on with girlfriend's ankle. I know a lot of you are going to see that picture up there and say, "Gosh, Sarah, it looks like a brush-burn or a patch of psoriasis, or at the very least, CARPET RASH," but this is where I'm about to correct you. See, this mystery funk made its debut back in De...
I know, you guys. I know. Two stories about the beautiful love of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in one day, that's got to be a nauseating first, right? But listen, it's Kanye's birthday, and around these parts, we treat birthdays like the special days they are, and Kanye isn't going to be excluded from that just because he's a jackass.
But let's think about this for a moment: if you were shopping for someone like Kanye West, what would you get him? He certainly has more than enough money to ...
But don't worry, she's going to be ok! She just rear-ended an 18 wheeler. No big deal.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was in a bad car accident and is in the emergency room at an L.A. hospital ... TMZ has learned.
Lindsay Lohan was driving her black Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway when it slammed into theback of an 18 wheeler around noon. The Porsche is totaled. The passenger window was shattered and the bumper was fully off her car.
We're told she did not go to the hospital by ambu...
First of all, HAHAHAHAHA. But second of all, this is actually a real rumor that is really going around.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
A fun rumor went around Hollywood this past weekend: Angelina Jolie, people were saying, had been approached to direct the movie version of the steamy romance novel Fifty Shades of Grey.
THR checked out the chatter last weekend and sources said there may have been an informal conversation but that nothing was real, and reps for the actress-turned-filmmaker ...
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The smeared lipstick (that, um, is lipstick, right?), the glassy eyes, the pin-prick pupils ... yeah. Lindsay's totally sober. Guys, she doesn't even drink or whatever anymore. And despite popular reports that producers of the Gotti movie don't want to have shit to do with girlfriend because this Liz Taylor role is going to completely bomb, Lindsay's rep has come forward to deny any association with the Gotti film moving forward.
From Celebuzz:
“I can confirm that Lindsay has not signed on to be a part of the John Gotti movie, nor is she in talks to join the cast,” the 25-year-old actress’ publicist Steve Honig said, in a statement.
The film is slated to star John Travolta and Al Pacino in the lead roles of the Gambino kingpin John Gotti and underboss Aniello John “The Tall Guy” Dellacrose.
“It does not look like an agreement can be made,” Honig added.
“Lindsay’s representatives and film producers were unable to come to an agreement. Lindsay has the utmost respect for [director] Barry Levinson and the producers and hopes to work with them in the future and wishes them all the best.”
Previously, Mean Girls star Lohan called her casting a huge honor and touted her personal connection to the Gotti family.
“My dad was in jail with the grandfather,” she said, referring to dad Michael’s four-year stretch in prison, where Lohan said the jailbirds “crossed paths.”
And that's something to be proud of, too, Linds. Good God, girl. Stick to what you do best. Hint---it's in these photos. Bigger hint---it's getting wasted and acting a fool in public. TOTAL GIVEAWAY---It's all you've got left.
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The smeared lipstick (that, um, is lipstick, right?), the glassy eyes, the pin-prick pupils ... yeah. Lindsay's totally sober. Guys, she doesn't even drink or whatever anymore. And despite popular reports that producers of the Gotti movie don't want to have shit to do with girlfriend because this Liz Taylor role is going to completely bomb, Lindsay's rep has come forward to deny any association with the Gotti film moving forward.
From Celebuzz:
“I can confirm that...
Eyewitnesses at Hollywood's Greystone Manor spotted Chris Brown and Rihanna facing off at a club the other night, and shit was real. They were giving each other dirty looks from across the club, guys. It doesn't get any real-er than that:
Rihanna and her ex Chris Brown — with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran — came face to face at West Hollywood club Greystone Manor on Sunday, where spies tell us they “shot dirty looks” at each other during the night. The run-in occurred after months o...
A new viral video called "Garden of Your Mind" features clips from Fred Rogers's PBS show, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood remixed into a slow-jam, according to the Los Angeles Times.
"You can grow ideas in the garden of your mind," Rogers' "sings" in the song's chorus.
The artist responsible for the altered version is John D. Boswell (a.k.a. "melodysheep"), who has done the same thing with scientists such as astronomer Carl Sagan, reports the Times.
Rogers died in 2003, two years after his show went off the air.
PBS spokespeople told the Times that Mr. Rogers is the first of several iconic personalities that will get the Auto-Tune treatment, in an effort to bring their children's programming to a new generation.
Aww, childhood. Aww Mister Rogers. Call me sentimental, but I am way, way more emotional about seeing Mister Rogers all over again, ten years after his death and probably twenty since I last really cared about him than what's probably necessary, and that brings me to just leave this here for you guys:
As for me, I'm going to go and see if I can find this series somewhere in syndication heaven, because now I'm all sorts of emotional and nostalgic. />
From People:
A new viral video called "Garden of Your Mind" features clips from Fred Rogers's PBS show, Mr. Rogers Neighborhood remixed into a slow-jam, according to the Los Angeles Times.
"You can grow ideas in the garden of your mind," Rogers' "sings" in the song's chorus.
The artist responsible for the altered version is John D. Boswell (a.k.a. "melodysheep"), who has done the same thing with scientists such as astronomer Carl Sagan, reports the Times.
Rogers died in 2003, two...
Miley Cyrus thinks a bra's going to make her look more engaged. [The Superficial]
Megan Fox's definitive baby bump. [Lainey Gossip]
Signs that a celebrity is ready for a crash. [Bossip]
Bob Welch kills himself. [Starpulse]
Selena Gomez talks about growing up poor. [Cele|bitchy]
Morgan Freeman thinks we invented God. [Huff Po]
What five weeks of no-hair-washing will do. [The Frisky]
Miley parades that new ring around. [Lainey Gossip]
Juliannne Hough's lapdance was too hot for Tom Cruise. [Yeeeah]
Matthew McConaughey's unbelievable abs. [t...
From Radar:
Kris Humphries is not at all happy that a "Kim Kardashian look-a-like" he has casually hooked up with a few times is telling the media she’s his girlfriend, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
Humphries, who is gearing up for a nasty divorce battle with the real Kardashian, his wife of 72-days, has had his attorney, Lee Hutton,reach out to the woman, Fatmire "Myla" Sinanaj, telling her to stop making those claims — STAT!
As we previously reported Humphries wa...
Well if that's not awful, then my "awful" radar must definitely be off. First, this song was pretty bad when it was first released back in '91 and in '98 under a different track name, but now it's just terrible. It sounds like Will's trying his best to sound like Al Green. With emphysema. Crap, crap, crap.
In related news, you guys probably heard that Will and his son, Jaden, have been selected to star in M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, 'After Earth', which is a flick about the end of days. In the future. From Collider:
Production is currentl...
"It was actually a kiss that - we know this is true love, we're going to be together forever kind of moment. So he walks in and in the script it says, "It's the tonguiest tongue kiss of all time. How do you - what are we going to do? He just goes, "You guys, go at it. Tom, if you've got to lick her eyeball, lick her eyeball. 'I was, like? Oh, my God. It literally is for me a cringing moment. I saw it, I was like, I can't watch ... To be able to do a duet with Tom Cruise and then to undress him...
I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to marry Kim Kardashian? Kim's spouses get super fancy weddings, a television show, and all the humiliation and regret that they could ever hope for! And look at that ass! We could all do a lot worse in life than being Mr. Kim Kardashian.
Kanye knows this, because Kanye has knowledge of all things. And he's trying to lock this down real quick.
From Life & Style:
After eight months of battling with estranged husband Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashi...
Yeah, yeah, right, Britney Spears was getting out of her car with some God-awful ugly wedges on and she almost bit the dust, but that's not even what I want to talk about here. I want to talk about what's going on with girlfriend's ankle. I know a lot of you are going to see that picture up there and say, "Gosh, Sarah, it looks like a brush-burn or a patch of psoriasis, or at the very least, CARPET RASH," but this is where I'm about to correct you. See, this mystery funk made its debut back in De...
I know, you guys. I know. Two stories about the beautiful love of Kim Kardashian and Kanye West in one day, that's got to be a nauseating first, right? But listen, it's Kanye's birthday, and around these parts, we treat birthdays like the special days they are, and Kanye isn't going to be excluded from that just because he's a jackass.
But let's think about this for a moment: if you were shopping for someone like Kanye West, what would you get him? He certainly has more than enough money to ...
But don't worry, she's going to be ok! She just rear-ended an 18 wheeler. No big deal.
From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan was in a bad car accident and is in the emergency room at an L.A. hospital ... TMZ has learned.
Lindsay Lohan was driving her black Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway when it slammed into theback of an 18 wheeler around noon. The Porsche is totaled. The passenger window was shattered and the bumper was fully off her car.
We're told she did not go to the hospital by ambu...
First of all, HAHAHAHAHA. But second of all, this is actually a real rumor that is really going around.
From The Hollywood Reporter:
A fun rumor went around Hollywood this past weekend: Angelina Jolie, people were saying, had been approached to direct the movie version of the steamy romance novel Fifty Shades of Grey.
THR checked out the chatter last weekend and sources said there may have been an informal conversation but that nothing was real, and reps for the actress-turned-filmmaker ...
Eyewitnesses at Hollywood's Greystone Manor spotted Chris Brown and Rihanna facing off at a club the other night, and shit was real. They were giving each other dirty looks from across the club, guys. It doesn't get any real-er than that:
Rihanna and her ex Chris Brown — with his girlfriend Karrueche Tran — came face to face at West Hollywood club Greystone Manor on Sunday, where spies tell us they “shot dirty looks” at each other during the night. The run-in occurred after months o...
Miley Cyrus thinks a bra's going to make her look more engaged. [The Superficial]
Megan Fox's definitive baby bump. [Lainey Gossip]
Signs that a celebrity is ready for a crash. [Bossip]
Bob Welch kills himself. [Starpulse]
Selena Gomez talks about growing up poor. [Cele|bitchy]
Morgan Freeman thinks we invented God. [Huff Po]
What five weeks of no-hair-washing will do. [The Frisky]
Miley parades that new ring around. [Lainey Gossip]
Juliannne Hough's lapdance was too hot for Tom Cruise. [Yeeeah]
Matthew McConaughey's unbelievable abs. [t...
From Radar:
Kris Humphries is not at all happy that a "Kim Kardashian look-a-like" he has casually hooked up with a few times is telling the media she’s his girlfriend, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
Humphries, who is gearing up for a nasty divorce battle with the real Kardashian, his wife of 72-days, has had his attorney, Lee Hutton,reach out to the woman, Fatmire "Myla" Sinanaj, telling her to stop making those claims — STAT!
As we previously reported Humphries wa...
Well if that's not awful, then my "awful" radar must definitely be off. First, this song was pretty bad when it was first released back in '91 and in '98 under a different track name, but now it's just terrible. It sounds like Will's trying his best to sound like Al Green. With emphysema. Crap, crap, crap.
In related news, you guys probably heard that Will and his son, Jaden, have been selected to star in M. Night Shyamalan's new movie, 'After Earth', which is a flick about the end of days. In the future. From Collider:
Production is currentl...
"It was actually a kiss that - we know this is true love, we're going to be together forever kind of moment. So he walks in and in the script it says, "It's the tonguiest tongue kiss of all time. How do you - what are we going to do? He just goes, "You guys, go at it. Tom, if you've got to lick her eyeball, lick her eyeball. 'I was, like? Oh, my God. It literally is for me a cringing moment. I saw it, I was like, I can't watch ... To be able to do a duet with Tom Cruise and then to undress him...
I mean, come on, who wouldn't want to marry Kim Kardashian? Kim's spouses get super fancy weddings, a television show, and all the humiliation and regret that they could ever hope for! And look at that ass! We could all do a lot worse in life than being Mr. Kim Kardashian.
Kanye knows this, because Kanye has knowledge of all things. And he's trying to lock this down real quick.
From Life & Style:
After eight months of battling with estranged husband Kris Humphries, Kim Kardashi...