Here's the text version of what happened:
Deena Cortese continued the fine Jersey Shore tradition by getting herself arrested Sunday.
Police chief Tommy Boyd said that one of his officers arrested Deena Cortese after seeing her "a little intoxicated." Patrolman Chris Linnel, allegedly spotted her in the middle of a street, slapping cars that were driving by.
"Nothing major, but we can't put up with it," Chief Boyd said.
Deena was taken in handcuffs to the Seaside Heights police station where...
We haven't talked about James Franco since last year, can you believe it? When we last heard of him, he'd gotten a professor fired for giving him a bad grade, but what is he up to these days? He's probably smoking weed, and he's definitely starting to look like the creepy guy who hit on me in the cat section of the bookstore last week. But most importantly, he's crushing on Kristen Stewart.
See, James went to see Snow White and the Huntsman with his makeup artist, Nana, and Iris, his "Mexican producing associate." The m...
Last night, the cast of Jersey Shore got into a major bar fight. Snooki wasn't there, thank goodness, and Deena, Vinny, and Sam didn't join in, but the rest of them? They threw down. They threw down hard.
From Us Weekly:
A source tells Us Weekly several members of the MTV cast -- including Jenni "JWoww" Farley and her boyfriend Rodger Mathews, Pauly "Pauly D" Delvecchio, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- were involved in a "massive" bar brawl Friday night at S...
This is James. He's the guy who was driving that truck that Lindsay Lohan rear-ended. He seems like a nice, genuine guy, and he has an interesting story about what happened on Friday.
Basically, James said that another car was following Lindsay's Porsche, and after the crash happened, everyone tried to make a run for it. James, being the upstanding citizen that he is, called 911 to be like "hey, this bitch just hit me and now she's trying to pull an Amanda Bynes." Someone in the other ...
Good morning, friends! How was your night? Did you sleep well? I hope so, because you're going to need your strength to deal with what I'm about to show you.
Let me just cut to the chase: it's Madonna's nipple. And I know, Madonna's nipples aren't as shocking as, say, anyone else's, but before you go about your other business, let me tell you that these nipples are Madonna's current nipples. These are the Madonna nipples of today. They're fresh, new, and in action!
Here's the video. It's NSF...
It is a video of Neil Patrick Harris on Punk'd. Please take the time how I said that he was ON Punk'd, not that he GOT Punk'd. Because he didn't. He's an intelligent, observant, charming person, and he was able to see through this lame prank.
The reason why this video is so incredibly amazing though is because of all the individual awesomeness that comes together in it. There's Neil Patrick Harris himself, whose greatness doesn't need to be explained. Then there's a BEAR! Bears are, without a doubt, my favorite animal. Look at his little face and his big bear belly! And the puns: this IS a bear of a problem, Neil! And the way it all just comes together in one short little video is just magical to me. I've watched it about six times, and I've already searched for GIFs on Tumblr. This video is that wonderful. I promise.
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It is a video of Neil Patrick Harris on Punk'd. Please take the time how I said that he was ON Punk'd, not that he GOT Punk'd. Because he didn't. He's an intelligent, observant, charming person, and he was able to see through this lame prank.
The reason why this video is so incredibly amazing though is because of all the individual awesomeness that comes together in it. There's Neil Patrick Harris himself, whose greatness doesn't need to be explained. Then there's a BEAR! Bears are, without a doubt, my favorite animal. Look at h...
From the New York Post:
Justin Bieber compares a track from his new album, “Believe,” to the Michael Jackson classic “Billie Jean.” The song “Maria” is Bieber’s response to Mariah Yeater, the woman who falsely accused Bieber of fathering a son with her when he was just 16. Jackson’s 1982 hit follows a similar theme.
“That’s my ‘Billie Jean,’ ” Bieber tells Billboard magazine, out today, about the track. “It was something I wanted to get off my chest, and I coul...
In a world where celebrities often take nude photos of themselves and save them on their cell phones or email accounts, we've seen a lot of famous tits. We've seen this happen to Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Hendricks, and Mila Kunis, just to name a few ladies. But today, I bring you the greatest news of all: someone leaked some new nude photos. Of Snooki. Oh dear god.
From E! Online:
We're guessing Snooki didn't want to see these nude photos of her popping up on a U.K. paper's ...
Sure you do! A bunch of Marines asked various celebrities to accompany them to the ball, it was this big thing. A Marine named Kelsey De Santis asked Justin Timberlake, and he went, and then he wrote a really sweet story about how much the whole thing meant to him. It was absolutely lovely, and it was a big part of why I had a crush on him last winter.
The crush faded when he and Jessica Biel got engaged, but it's back in full force, I believe. Listen to this story:
After Kelsey De Sa...
I hope you got that sarcasm that I put up there in that headline. Because, in all truthfulness, Lifetime's Liz and Dick is going to be far from fantastic. In fact, if it's not the most horribly acted low budget mess I've ever seen, I'm going to be shocked.
Here's the latest story from the set of the disaster of the decade:
Lindsay Lohan is so determined to prove she's no longer a slacker -- she's hiding extensive injuries she sustained during her massive car wreck yesterday ... just to kee...
So sources are saying now that John Mayer treated Taylor Swift like shit during the time that they dated or slept together or John took advantage of Taylor or WHATEVER we're calling it these days, and honestly, I'm kind of surprised that Taylor would take it, if she did. If you listen to the lyrics of Taylor's song, 'Dear John', it seems like the relationship ended and she felt sad about it because she didn't want it to end, even though 'John' (AKA JOHN) was a total bag of dicks, and that kind of shocks me. Cue lyrics:
Long were the nights when my days once revolved around you
Counting my footsteps praying the floor won't fall through again
And my mother accused me of losing my mind
But I swore I was fine
You paint me a blue sky and go back and turn it to rain
And I lived in your chess game, but you changed the rules everyday
Wondering which version of you I might get on the phone tonight
Well, I stopped picking up and this song is to let you know why
Dear John, I see it all now that you're gone
Don't think I was too young to be messed with?
The girl in the dress cried the whole way home
I should've known
Well, maybe it's just me and my blind optimism to blame
Or maybe it's you and your sick need to give love then take it away
And you'll add my name to your long list of traitors who don't understand
And I'll look back and regret how I ignored when they said run as fast as you can
Dear John, I see it all now it was wrong
Don't you think nineteen's too young to be played with?
Your dark twisted games when I loved you so
I should've known
You are an expert at sorry and keeping lines blurry
Never impressed by me acing your tests
All the girls that you've run dry have tired, lifeless eyes
'Cause you've burn them out
But I took your matches before fire could catch me
So don't look now
I'm shining like fireworks over
Your sad, empty town
See? Interesting. I mean, Taylor's always kind of struck me as a "grr I'm woman hear me roar" kind of girl, and being under the impression that she'd take being treated like garbage is definitely news to me. And it certainly puts a different spin on things, too. />
So sources are saying now that John Mayer treated Taylor Swift like shit during the time that they dated or slept together or John took advantage of Taylor or WHATEVER we're calling it these days, and honestly, I'm kind of surprised that Taylor would take it, if she did. If you listen to the lyrics of Taylor's song, 'Dear John', it seems like the relationship ended and she felt sad about it because she didn't want it to end, even though 'John' (AKA JOHN) was a total bag of di...
Here's the text version of what happened:
Deena Cortese continued the fine Jersey Shore tradition by getting herself arrested Sunday.
Police chief Tommy Boyd said that one of his officers arrested Deena Cortese after seeing her "a little intoxicated." Patrolman Chris Linnel, allegedly spotted her in the middle of a street, slapping cars that were driving by.
"Nothing major, but we can't put up with it," Chief Boyd said.
Deena was taken in handcuffs to the Seaside Heights police station where...
We haven't talked about James Franco since last year, can you believe it? When we last heard of him, he'd gotten a professor fired for giving him a bad grade, but what is he up to these days? He's probably smoking weed, and he's definitely starting to look like the creepy guy who hit on me in the cat section of the bookstore last week. But most importantly, he's crushing on Kristen Stewart.
See, James went to see Snow White and the Huntsman with his makeup artist, Nana, and Iris, his "Mexican producing associate." The m...
Last night, the cast of Jersey Shore got into a major bar fight. Snooki wasn't there, thank goodness, and Deena, Vinny, and Sam didn't join in, but the rest of them? They threw down. They threw down hard.
From Us Weekly:
A source tells Us Weekly several members of the MTV cast -- including Jenni "JWoww" Farley and her boyfriend Rodger Mathews, Pauly "Pauly D" Delvecchio, Ronnie Ortiz-Magro and Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino -- were involved in a "massive" bar brawl Friday night at S...
This is James. He's the guy who was driving that truck that Lindsay Lohan rear-ended. He seems like a nice, genuine guy, and he has an interesting story about what happened on Friday.
Basically, James said that another car was following Lindsay's Porsche, and after the crash happened, everyone tried to make a run for it. James, being the upstanding citizen that he is, called 911 to be like "hey, this bitch just hit me and now she's trying to pull an Amanda Bynes." Someone in the other ...
Good morning, friends! How was your night? Did you sleep well? I hope so, because you're going to need your strength to deal with what I'm about to show you.
Let me just cut to the chase: it's Madonna's nipple. And I know, Madonna's nipples aren't as shocking as, say, anyone else's, but before you go about your other business, let me tell you that these nipples are Madonna's current nipples. These are the Madonna nipples of today. They're fresh, new, and in action!
Here's the video. It's NSF...
From the New York Post:
Justin Bieber compares a track from his new album, “Believe,” to the Michael Jackson classic “Billie Jean.” The song “Maria” is Bieber’s response to Mariah Yeater, the woman who falsely accused Bieber of fathering a son with her when he was just 16. Jackson’s 1982 hit follows a similar theme.
“That’s my ‘Billie Jean,’ ” Bieber tells Billboard magazine, out today, about the track. “It was something I wanted to get off my chest, and I coul...
In a world where celebrities often take nude photos of themselves and save them on their cell phones or email accounts, we've seen a lot of famous tits. We've seen this happen to Blake Lively, Scarlett Johansson, Christina Hendricks, and Mila Kunis, just to name a few ladies. But today, I bring you the greatest news of all: someone leaked some new nude photos. Of Snooki. Oh dear god.
From E! Online:
We're guessing Snooki didn't want to see these nude photos of her popping up on a U.K. paper's ...
Sure you do! A bunch of Marines asked various celebrities to accompany them to the ball, it was this big thing. A Marine named Kelsey De Santis asked Justin Timberlake, and he went, and then he wrote a really sweet story about how much the whole thing meant to him. It was absolutely lovely, and it was a big part of why I had a crush on him last winter.
The crush faded when he and Jessica Biel got engaged, but it's back in full force, I believe. Listen to this story:
After Kelsey De Sa...
I hope you got that sarcasm that I put up there in that headline. Because, in all truthfulness, Lifetime's Liz and Dick is going to be far from fantastic. In fact, if it's not the most horribly acted low budget mess I've ever seen, I'm going to be shocked.
Here's the latest story from the set of the disaster of the decade:
Lindsay Lohan is so determined to prove she's no longer a slacker -- she's hiding extensive injuries she sustained during her massive car wreck yesterday ... just to kee...