In a truly shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Lindsay Lohan has broken the law. This means that her probation could be revoked, which means that she could go to jail. Again.
From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay Lohan lied to cops Friday by telling them she was NOT driving the Porsche that slammed into a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway, and as a result she could be prosecuted and her probation could be revoked.
Our sources say, when Lindsay was in ...
"... Some people feel like they have to make a mockery of your work ... That doesn't make me feel good at all. That just makes me feel like I'm not a good human being ... I don't even want to fight back because it's more important to me to keep writing music. I don't want to be all shady and c-nty. Because that's really all I care about, is the music ... things are really different than they were 25 years ago, and that's what makes 'Born This Way' so relevant for me. We're socially in a different place and it's OK, we don't have to all slice and hate each other anymore."
Oh now. Come on. Do not sit there and tell me that this isn't a thinly-veiled jab at Madonna and all of her comments about how Lady Gaga's unoriginal and a copycat and all that? Because, duh, it is. "Make a mockery" of one's work? Madonna's been all over that in comparing 'Born This Way' to whatever song it's supposed to resemble. "Shady and c-nty"? Well. That's, like, Madonna's address. As for "things" being "different than they were 25 years ago," do I even really need to spell that one out for you? Madonna's OVER. And everyone seems to know it but her. I'm no Lady Gaga fan, and I'm not going to launch another four-hundred-word tirade about how Madonna's OVER, because it's all been said.
Way to go, Lady G. />
"... Some people feel like they have to make a mockery of your work ... That doesn't make me feel good at all. That just makes me feel like I'm not a good human being ... I don't even want to fight back because it's more important to me to keep writing music. I don't want to be all shady and c-nty. Because that's really all I care about, is the music ... things are really different than they were 25 years ago, and that's what makes 'Born This Way' so relevant for me. We're socially in a diff...
You know what I always thought was odd? In the past year or so, we've all noticed LeAnn Rimes getting thinner and thinner, to the point where it seemed like there was no possible way that she could be healthy. But whenever anyone mentioned that to her, she always came up with one of two excuses: one is that she is healthy, thank you very much, and the other, and this one she's used multiple times, is that we're just used to seeing her with baby fat, but now that she's starting to lose that, she looks thinner. Now, ...
Confirmed: Suri Cruise is also an alien. Or a clone of Tom Cruise. Whatever. [INFDaily]
Turns out Britney's a real big bitch, maybe. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Lindsay Lohan's being sued. [Hollywood PQ]
This week's "Hot Chicks on Twitter." God. [College Poison]
Demi Lovato also has leaked photos. [IDLYITW]
New beds that MAKE THEMSELVES. [OMGBlog]
Hugh Jackman makes out with a lady during the Tonys or whatever. [Bitten and Bound]
Radiohead's new song, 'Full Stop'. [Huff Po]
Lin...
Oh that crazy Deena Cortese. Always doing crazy, crazy things like drunkenly humping ceramic pigs and getting arrested, and drunkenly humping non-ceramic pigs (oh, no, my bad; the right word in this case would be 'warthogs'), and generally being one fine, hot-ass mess in public. These photos are photos of her parents---her parents!---bailing her out of jail for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct or whatever the charge was. They all run together and there're so many fine lines of demarca...
"You don’t have to show nipples to be interesting. It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re cutting edge if you do, right?"
That would be Madonna, Queen of Weird, Exposed Nipples That Make People Die Loud and Slow Deaths, a few years back, talking about the injustice that Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson made us suffer through at the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show:
How quickly we forget that WE'RE BIG FAT HYPOCRITES WHO REVEL IN ATTENTION HOWEVER WE CAN. Even if it does happen to include...
Wow. I guess Miley's trying to be the hot housewife here or something now, right? Giving us a little preview into what married life is going to be like for her and Liam, is she? Because everyone knows that it's only going to be mid-day lingerie and bondage parties by night for the very first year, tops. After that, Miley's going to settle into marital bliss and instead of lingerie mid-day, it's going to be ratty sweats, and instead of bondage parties at night, it's going to be 'Big Bang Theory' and Doritos in bed at 7 PM.
But let's not be so...
Generally we seem to like Blake around here a lot more when she's not talking at all and also, you know, without any clothing in sight, but this interview---I promise---is actually not all that bad. She talks about fashion, and cooking, and weddings, and sex (of course), and it's hardly obnoxious at all! I mean, Ryan Reynolds' tongue doesn't make even the briefest of debuts!
Here's Blake on creating her own looks (hint: she does it because she loves it so much):
"My assistant will call fas...
The Lindsay Lohan accident timeline. [The Superficial]
[PHOTOS] Matthew McConaughey got married! [Lainey Gossip]
Diddy steps out with his new girlfriend. [Bossip]
Jada Pinkett Smith had butt fat injected into her cheeks. [Cele|bitchy]
The Kardashians are being sued for five million bucks. [Starpulse]
Hottest celebrity engagement rings. [theBERRY]
Jessica Chastain goes see-through. [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Lopez is engaged to the choreographer. Or, I mean, the bee-dancer. KRUMPE...
Even the guy in the photo is like, "God, what the f-ck am I even doing here? I could have had a V8."
These pictures were taken of Lil' Kim during the LA Gay Pride Festival, which happened this past weekend in West Hollywood, and girl is definitely looking worse for the wear. Can you even believe that she's only thirty-six years old? I could just die.
In case you'd forgotten, or you're under the age of twenty-eight, this is what Lil' Kim used to look like:
And she wasn't so bad way ba...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Randi
"Just training for next year’s Kentucky Derby."
First ru...
From Us Weekly:
Everything's bigger in Texas -- especially celebrity weddings!
Texas native Matthew McConaughey and his love of six years Camila Alves tied the knot in Austin Saturday, the actor's rep confirms to Us Weekly.
"There were about 100 of his close friends and family there," one wedding guest tells Us of the "high-end," campout-themed soiree. "[The ceremony] was very emotional. There was a moment when . . . [Matthew] leaned down and whispered something in [Camila's] ear and you cou...
In a truly shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that Lindsay Lohan has broken the law. This means that her probation could be revoked, which means that she could go to jail. Again.
From TMZ:
Law enforcement sources tell TMZ ... Lindsay Lohan lied to cops Friday by telling them she was NOT driving the Porsche that slammed into a truck on the Pacific Coast Highway, and as a result she could be prosecuted and her probation could be revoked.
Our sources say, when Lindsay was in ...
You know what I always thought was odd? In the past year or so, we've all noticed LeAnn Rimes getting thinner and thinner, to the point where it seemed like there was no possible way that she could be healthy. But whenever anyone mentioned that to her, she always came up with one of two excuses: one is that she is healthy, thank you very much, and the other, and this one she's used multiple times, is that we're just used to seeing her with baby fat, but now that she's starting to lose that, she looks thinner. Now, ...
Confirmed: Suri Cruise is also an alien. Or a clone of Tom Cruise. Whatever. [INFDaily]
Turns out Britney's a real big bitch, maybe. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Lindsay Lohan's being sued. [Hollywood PQ]
This week's "Hot Chicks on Twitter." God. [College Poison]
Demi Lovato also has leaked photos. [IDLYITW]
New beds that MAKE THEMSELVES. [OMGBlog]
Hugh Jackman makes out with a lady during the Tonys or whatever. [Bitten and Bound]
Radiohead's new song, 'Full Stop'. [Huff Po]
Lin...
Oh that crazy Deena Cortese. Always doing crazy, crazy things like drunkenly humping ceramic pigs and getting arrested, and drunkenly humping non-ceramic pigs (oh, no, my bad; the right word in this case would be 'warthogs'), and generally being one fine, hot-ass mess in public. These photos are photos of her parents---her parents!---bailing her out of jail for public drunkenness and disorderly conduct or whatever the charge was. They all run together and there're so many fine lines of demarca...
"You don’t have to show nipples to be interesting. It doesn’t necessarily mean you’re cutting edge if you do, right?"
That would be Madonna, Queen of Weird, Exposed Nipples That Make People Die Loud and Slow Deaths, a few years back, talking about the injustice that Justin Timberlake and Janet Jackson made us suffer through at the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show:
How quickly we forget that WE'RE BIG FAT HYPOCRITES WHO REVEL IN ATTENTION HOWEVER WE CAN. Even if it does happen to include...
Wow. I guess Miley's trying to be the hot housewife here or something now, right? Giving us a little preview into what married life is going to be like for her and Liam, is she? Because everyone knows that it's only going to be mid-day lingerie and bondage parties by night for the very first year, tops. After that, Miley's going to settle into marital bliss and instead of lingerie mid-day, it's going to be ratty sweats, and instead of bondage parties at night, it's going to be 'Big Bang Theory' and Doritos in bed at 7 PM.
But let's not be so...
Generally we seem to like Blake around here a lot more when she's not talking at all and also, you know, without any clothing in sight, but this interview---I promise---is actually not all that bad. She talks about fashion, and cooking, and weddings, and sex (of course), and it's hardly obnoxious at all! I mean, Ryan Reynolds' tongue doesn't make even the briefest of debuts!
Here's Blake on creating her own looks (hint: she does it because she loves it so much):
"My assistant will call fas...
The Lindsay Lohan accident timeline. [The Superficial]
[PHOTOS] Matthew McConaughey got married! [Lainey Gossip]
Diddy steps out with his new girlfriend. [Bossip]
Jada Pinkett Smith had butt fat injected into her cheeks. [Cele|bitchy]
The Kardashians are being sued for five million bucks. [Starpulse]
Hottest celebrity engagement rings. [theBERRY]
Jessica Chastain goes see-through. [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Lopez is engaged to the choreographer. Or, I mean, the bee-dancer. KRUMPE...
Even the guy in the photo is like, "God, what the f-ck am I even doing here? I could have had a V8."
These pictures were taken of Lil' Kim during the LA Gay Pride Festival, which happened this past weekend in West Hollywood, and girl is definitely looking worse for the wear. Can you even believe that she's only thirty-six years old? I could just die.
In case you'd forgotten, or you're under the age of twenty-eight, this is what Lil' Kim used to look like:
And she wasn't so bad way ba...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo: Randi
"Just training for next year’s Kentucky Derby."
First ru...
From Us Weekly:
Everything's bigger in Texas -- especially celebrity weddings!
Texas native Matthew McConaughey and his love of six years Camila Alves tied the knot in Austin Saturday, the actor's rep confirms to Us Weekly.
"There were about 100 of his close friends and family there," one wedding guest tells Us of the "high-end," campout-themed soiree. "[The ceremony] was very emotional. There was a moment when . . . [Matthew] leaned down and whispered something in [Camila's] ear and you cou...