Let this sink in for a minute. Bret Easton Ellis, author of American Psycho and fan of Scott Disick, wants to write the script for the masterpiece that is 50 Shades of Grey. Not only does he want to adapt the book for the screen, but he won't shut up about it. And not only will he not shut up about it, but he wants to cast Ryan Gosling in the lead role of Christian. Think about it. Awesome, right?
From Digital Spy:
Bret Easton Ellis has given his thoughts on who should appear in a mov...
From the New York Post:
Rihanna and Chris Brown are “seeing a lot of each other in private,” sources say, and Brown even joined her and her family to cheer on the Miami Heat over the weekend.
The two stars have partied at the same clubs twice in the past two weeks but kept a coy distance. But sources tell Page Six they’re very close in private.
And in a sign that Brown has been forgiven for his infamous 2009 attack on Rihanna, he joined her family, including her grandfather Li...
Michelle just did an interview with Canada's Flare magazine, where she talked about relationships, dating, not sex with Jason Segel, not Heath Ledger's death, not a 'Dawson's Creek' reunion, and not really anything of much importance aside from that movie she's doing, 'Take This Waltz'. Here's Michelle on why she's not talking about Jason Segel, Heath Ledger, or anything of much importance.
On keeping her personal life private:
"I need to keep my life very separate. I live and love and make decisions from a very comfortable and removed place. That's how it works for me."
On rela...
I know: you guys are thinking, "God, as if I needed another reason, Sarah?"
These are photos of Eva Mendes being all domestic and shopping for things like flowers and Pyrex baking dishes, and I could completely vomit at how beautiful her stupid face is even without its stupid makeup on. It's like, come on. Stop bragging, Eva. We already know you're beautiful as it is, and we already know how damn lucky you are because you get to sleep next to (oh, and with) Ryan Gosling night in and night out, and now you rea...
... Either that or she's trying to channel her inner drunkard, which isn't all that hard because I hear she floats rather close to the surface of both Avril's physical being and psyche. I mean, honestly. Does girlfriend not look absolutely tanked in these photos??
Also, get ready for it---I'm about to say something nice about Avril. It doesn't happen very often, if it's ever even happened in the history of this site. From me. Are you prepared? Here goes: I think Avril would actually look ......
"The social life has gotten better. I mean there's drama, but I try to stay away from that. At school and some people try to cyber bully me. They try to get to me with words, but that doesn't really work. A lot of people don't like me. I don't know what it is. If I feel someone's being fake to me, I will just push away. ... [But ] acting's always been my passion. I just love it and I think that it's amazing."
Gosh, isn't this girl just so gorgeous? I mean, she is. She's seriously, drop-dead gor...
Watch Lady Gaga get a concussion. [The Superficial]
Busy Phillips answers your questions! [The Frisky]
Phillip Phillips brutal surgery. [TMZ]
Why Gabriel Macht should be an Emmy contender. [Starpulse]
Charlize Theron buzzed her head! [Lainey Gossip]
This is who leaked Snooki's photos. [Socialite Life]
Rihanna uses a body double. [Yeeeah]
Brenda Song dumped Trace Cyrus. [Amy Grindhouse]
Men just fawn over Ashley Greene. [theBERRY]
David Beckham's horrible face. [I'm Not Obsessed]
More Snooki leaked pics. [IDLYITW]
Bristol Palin says God is...
And she'll be co-starring the project with porn star James Deen! And she's also going to have full-frontal sex in the film (not that we haven't seen Lindsay in Lindsay's entirety anyway, but that's beside the point)!
The name of the movie is called 'The Canyons', and I'm wondering if it's some kind of creative, passive-aggressive reference to Lindsay's cleavage or what she's got going on between her ears, or hey, maybe even---dare I say it---her vagina.
All absurdities aside (I'm total...
Can I give you guys some advice? If you're going out somewhere and you think you'll be drinking a fair amount, wear pants. If you really want to wear a dress, wear leggings or at least tights with it. If it's too hot for leggings or tights, then, at the very least, wear underwear that covers your ass. I mean, if you want to show your ass, that's one thing, but in my experience, all the ladies who show up at clubs and parties with a short skirt end up flashing someone something, whether it'...
I'm starting to think that the amount of time I spend thinking about Snooki's child might not be normal. I came to this realization a few days ago when I was out to dinner with my boyfriend. I was rambling on and on about Snooki's due date and how she's going to have a little boy who she'll probably name Lorenzo and she hasn't seemed like herself during her pregnancy, but that could just be the lack of booze, and then I stopped because I realized that I was talking about Snooki like she's m...
I don't know why I even bother discussing Rihanna's fashion anymore. It's always been bad, and it's always going to be bad. It's not even surprising anymore. Or, well, that's what I thought.
See, that picture of Rihanna up there? That's not the ensemble that I want to discuss today. Sure, it's not that great, and I don't even really understand what it is, but it's not the clothing in question. The clothing in question is actually NSFW, on account of nipples. Because Rihanna wandered around...
This is what Jessica Chastain wore to last night's Tony Awards. I think she was even being serious.
And just because I'm sure many of you are thinking "wow, that bodice looks seriously awful," let me show you a close up, because you have no idea:
So yeah. It's not cute, it's not flattering, and she doesn't even look like she likes it herself. It's just a bad situation all around.
But just so I don't leave you with pictures of a hideous dress and nothing more, let's talk about Neil Patrick Ha...
Let this sink in for a minute. Bret Easton Ellis, author of American Psycho and fan of Scott Disick, wants to write the script for the masterpiece that is 50 Shades of Grey. Not only does he want to adapt the book for the screen, but he won't shut up about it. And not only will he not shut up about it, but he wants to cast Ryan Gosling in the lead role of Christian. Think about it. Awesome, right?
From Digital Spy:
Bret Easton Ellis has given his thoughts on who should appear in a mov...
From the New York Post:
Rihanna and Chris Brown are “seeing a lot of each other in private,” sources say, and Brown even joined her and her family to cheer on the Miami Heat over the weekend.
The two stars have partied at the same clubs twice in the past two weeks but kept a coy distance. But sources tell Page Six they’re very close in private.
And in a sign that Brown has been forgiven for his infamous 2009 attack on Rihanna, he joined her family, including her grandfather Li...
Michelle just did an interview with Canada's Flare magazine, where she talked about relationships, dating, not sex with Jason Segel, not Heath Ledger's death, not a 'Dawson's Creek' reunion, and not really anything of much importance aside from that movie she's doing, 'Take This Waltz'. Here's Michelle on why she's not talking about Jason Segel, Heath Ledger, or anything of much importance.
On keeping her personal life private:
"I need to keep my life very separate. I live and love and make decisions from a very comfortable and removed place. That's how it works for me."
On rela...
I know: you guys are thinking, "God, as if I needed another reason, Sarah?"
These are photos of Eva Mendes being all domestic and shopping for things like flowers and Pyrex baking dishes, and I could completely vomit at how beautiful her stupid face is even without its stupid makeup on. It's like, come on. Stop bragging, Eva. We already know you're beautiful as it is, and we already know how damn lucky you are because you get to sleep next to (oh, and with) Ryan Gosling night in and night out, and now you rea...
... Either that or she's trying to channel her inner drunkard, which isn't all that hard because I hear she floats rather close to the surface of both Avril's physical being and psyche. I mean, honestly. Does girlfriend not look absolutely tanked in these photos??
Also, get ready for it---I'm about to say something nice about Avril. It doesn't happen very often, if it's ever even happened in the history of this site. From me. Are you prepared? Here goes: I think Avril would actually look ......
"The social life has gotten better. I mean there's drama, but I try to stay away from that. At school and some people try to cyber bully me. They try to get to me with words, but that doesn't really work. A lot of people don't like me. I don't know what it is. If I feel someone's being fake to me, I will just push away. ... [But ] acting's always been my passion. I just love it and I think that it's amazing."
Gosh, isn't this girl just so gorgeous? I mean, she is. She's seriously, drop-dead gor...
Watch Lady Gaga get a concussion. [The Superficial]
Busy Phillips answers your questions! [The Frisky]
Phillip Phillips brutal surgery. [TMZ]
Why Gabriel Macht should be an Emmy contender. [Starpulse]
Charlize Theron buzzed her head! [Lainey Gossip]
This is who leaked Snooki's photos. [Socialite Life]
Rihanna uses a body double. [Yeeeah]
Brenda Song dumped Trace Cyrus. [Amy Grindhouse]
Men just fawn over Ashley Greene. [theBERRY]
David Beckham's horrible face. [I'm Not Obsessed]
More Snooki leaked pics. [IDLYITW]
Bristol Palin says God is...
And she'll be co-starring the project with porn star James Deen! And she's also going to have full-frontal sex in the film (not that we haven't seen Lindsay in Lindsay's entirety anyway, but that's beside the point)!
The name of the movie is called 'The Canyons', and I'm wondering if it's some kind of creative, passive-aggressive reference to Lindsay's cleavage or what she's got going on between her ears, or hey, maybe even---dare I say it---her vagina.
All absurdities aside (I'm total...
Can I give you guys some advice? If you're going out somewhere and you think you'll be drinking a fair amount, wear pants. If you really want to wear a dress, wear leggings or at least tights with it. If it's too hot for leggings or tights, then, at the very least, wear underwear that covers your ass. I mean, if you want to show your ass, that's one thing, but in my experience, all the ladies who show up at clubs and parties with a short skirt end up flashing someone something, whether it'...
I'm starting to think that the amount of time I spend thinking about Snooki's child might not be normal. I came to this realization a few days ago when I was out to dinner with my boyfriend. I was rambling on and on about Snooki's due date and how she's going to have a little boy who she'll probably name Lorenzo and she hasn't seemed like herself during her pregnancy, but that could just be the lack of booze, and then I stopped because I realized that I was talking about Snooki like she's m...
I don't know why I even bother discussing Rihanna's fashion anymore. It's always been bad, and it's always going to be bad. It's not even surprising anymore. Or, well, that's what I thought.
See, that picture of Rihanna up there? That's not the ensemble that I want to discuss today. Sure, it's not that great, and I don't even really understand what it is, but it's not the clothing in question. The clothing in question is actually NSFW, on account of nipples. Because Rihanna wandered around...
This is what Jessica Chastain wore to last night's Tony Awards. I think she was even being serious.
And just because I'm sure many of you are thinking "wow, that bodice looks seriously awful," let me show you a close up, because you have no idea:
So yeah. It's not cute, it's not flattering, and she doesn't even look like she likes it herself. It's just a bad situation all around.
But just so I don't leave you with pictures of a hideous dress and nothing more, let's talk about Neil Patrick Ha...