Pierce Brosnan has an erection. [The Superficial]
Minka Kelly is dating Jake ... who? [Lainey Gossip]
Danica McKellar shows off mad curves. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise paid everyone not to say bad things about him at a roast. [Cele|bitchy]
Maria Shriver is going to a psychic. [TMZ]
Pizza vending machines are on their way! [The Frisky]
Rihanna thinks she needs to gain weight. [Socialite Life]
PHOTOS: Gay porn actor is dead from too many steroids. [OMGBlog]
Rihanna's drinking is out of control. [Yeeeah]
Pippa Middleton and a BANANA. [INFDaily]
...
I don't know what I expected, but I can definitely say it wasn't this. I'm pleasantly surprised, because for as many drugs and as much alcohol that Kelly Osbourne's ingested over the years, you'd think that she'd look more like her dad, Ozzy, than like her mother, Sharon, but she looks ... well, she looks cute. She looks like a happy little girl, and not a twenty-seven year-old woman who's been through engagements and celebrity feuds and a trunk's-worth of cocaine and vodka. All things conside...
Well look who finally went and grew some balls! David Arquette, who had a "serious" and "long-term" girlfriend who he "loved" while he was separated---and not even officially separated or served with divorce papers---has gone and filed for divorce from Courteney Cox, citing irreconcilable differences. Maybe it was all those bitchy (love!) interviews she did about David, and maybe it was because David couldn't keep his damn mouth shut. Maybe it was because David has the emotional maturity of a three-year-old, and Courteney had no intention of raising two children (one of which who is not, by mere age, a child). In any case, I'm not really sure what David could consider "irreconcilable," because frankly, Courteney was the best he ever did and ever will do. You'd think out of either of them, Court would have been the one who'd strike the death blow, but hey. You never really know the true nature of someone's relationship, do you? />
Well look who finally went and grew some balls! David Arquette, who had a "serious" and "long-term" girlfriend who he "loved" while he was separated---and not even officially separated or served with divorce papers---has gone and filed for divorce from Courteney Cox, citing irreconcilable differences. Maybe it was all those bitchy (love!) interviews she did about David, and maybe it was because David couldn't keep his damn mouth shut. Maybe it was because David has the emotio...
Oh, and he's also got a big, stupid, disgusting boog in his nose to go with his big, stupid, disgusting face. Cute, you big, stupid, disgusting c-ck wad.
Anyway. From the NY Post:
Chris Brown suffered an embarrassing beatdown at a trendy SoHo club this morning when he and his entourage traded flying bottles and blows with pals of fellow rapper Drake. Published reports say the fight was over Brown's ex-girlfriend Rihanna.
Brown tweeted a photo of himself left with a bloody, nasty gash on his...
From Radar:
The Santa Monica Police didn't request a blood sample from Lindsay Lohan when she was in the emergency room after she rear ended a big rig truck last Friday, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As we previously reported, Lohan rear ended the dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway. The Porsche, driven by Lindsay, was totaled and the accident sent the actress and her assistant to the emergency room. Both were later released and miraculously didn't suffer serious injuries.
...
The dude that Miley Cyrus is cheating on Liam Hemsworth with. Duh. [The Superficial]
Face-front view of RENESMEE. [Lainey Gossip]
Kate Middleton's pregnancy plan. [Starpulse]
Diem Brown's cancer is back. [ICYDK]
Jennifer Aniston doesn't eat anything in PARIS. In PARIS. [INFDaily]
What does Adele have to do with Prince? [Huff Po]
Kanye West posted a nude of Kim Kardashian, blah blah blah. [CDL]
Karlie Kloss apparently got bored with her super-slim figure, so she bought BOOBS. ...
I expected more from you, Zac Efron, I really did. I expected that when you went to business meetings, you would take the time to find a parking spot that is legally and morally acceptable for you to park in. You're such a strong, strapping young man that you wouldn't have had any problem parking a fair distance away and walking to your destination, or even running, perhaps with your shirt off. But no. You had to go and take that space.
Here's a picture of him getting in his car after he ...
From Us Weekly:
She's hobnobbed with A-list actors and actresses and traveled worldwide as a result of her reality TV success, but nothing impressed Kim Kardashian more than an at-home sit-down chat with Oprah Winfrey.
"Ummmm no big deal Oprah just left my mom's house! #DreamComeTrue," the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 31, tweeted late Tuesday after she joined sisters Kourtney and Khloe, brother Rob, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, and Kris, Kylie, Kendall and Bruce Jenner to fi...
You know what? I kind of love it. I know, I know, it's pure costume - the dress, the shoes, the hair, the accessories, it's all 1920's as hell - but I enjoy costumey every now and then. Besides, if I have to pick between this and that completely ridiculous psedo-goth nonsense she's been doing for the past month, the 20's win, hands down.
And here's a bonus bit of Katy Perry news: she's being considered for a role in a Freddie Mercury biopic. Ugh:
Katy Perry is reportedly being lined up to playQueen legend Freddie Mercury's girlfriend in a new film.
According to The Mirror...
Man, what a way to start a morning, right? You probably got out of bed, made some coffee and started to get ready for work, huh? You know what I did? I got out of bed, fed the guinea pigs, and then saw Octomom's o-face. We can debate over which morning was better in the comments.
But yeah, that porn flick that Nadya Suleman doesn't think is a porn flick because "the only flesh I'm touching is my own"? It looks like it's going great. As you can see in that photo up there, there's a western scene,...
It's been over a year since we last heard anything about Lady Gaga's very first perfume. In case you don't remember, we heard that it was going to have the distinct, classic smell of blood and semen. I'm not sure how we were able to make it this long without drenching our bodies in that elegant scent, but it doesn't matter, because we don't have to for much longer. The sad news? It actually doesn't smell like blood and semen. Instead, it smells like an expensive hooker.
From The Insider:
In a world where celebrity fragrances are a dime a dozen (Paris Hilton...
From Us Weekly:
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are ready to focus on their family.
A source confirmed to Us Weekly Wednesday that Kardashian, 27, recently began fertility treatments at a Los Angeles clinic. "She's finally doing this because she has the time now that she's in L.A. full-time again," the insider reveals.
In April, the lovebirds of almost three years "pulled the plug" on their Keeping Up With the Kardashians spinoff, Khloe and Lamar, following their brief move to Dallas....
Pierce Brosnan has an erection. [The Superficial]
Minka Kelly is dating Jake ... who? [Lainey Gossip]
Danica McKellar shows off mad curves. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise paid everyone not to say bad things about him at a roast. [Cele|bitchy]
Maria Shriver is going to a psychic. [TMZ]
Pizza vending machines are on their way! [The Frisky]
Rihanna thinks she needs to gain weight. [Socialite Life]
PHOTOS: Gay porn actor is dead from too many steroids. [OMGBlog]
Rihanna's drinking is out of control. [Yeeeah]
Pippa Middleton and a BANANA. [INFDaily]
...
I don't know what I expected, but I can definitely say it wasn't this. I'm pleasantly surprised, because for as many drugs and as much alcohol that Kelly Osbourne's ingested over the years, you'd think that she'd look more like her dad, Ozzy, than like her mother, Sharon, but she looks ... well, she looks cute. She looks like a happy little girl, and not a twenty-seven year-old woman who's been through engagements and celebrity feuds and a trunk's-worth of cocaine and vodka. All things conside...
Oh, and he's also got a big, stupid, disgusting boog in his nose to go with his big, stupid, disgusting face. Cute, you big, stupid, disgusting c-ck wad.
Anyway. From the NY Post:
Chris Brown suffered an embarrassing beatdown at a trendy SoHo club this morning when he and his entourage traded flying bottles and blows with pals of fellow rapper Drake. Published reports say the fight was over Brown's ex-girlfriend Rihanna.
Brown tweeted a photo of himself left with a bloody, nasty gash on his...
From Radar:
The Santa Monica Police didn't request a blood sample from Lindsay Lohan when she was in the emergency room after she rear ended a big rig truck last Friday, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
As we previously reported, Lohan rear ended the dump truck on Pacific Coast Highway. The Porsche, driven by Lindsay, was totaled and the accident sent the actress and her assistant to the emergency room. Both were later released and miraculously didn't suffer serious injuries.
...
The dude that Miley Cyrus is cheating on Liam Hemsworth with. Duh. [The Superficial]
Face-front view of RENESMEE. [Lainey Gossip]
Kate Middleton's pregnancy plan. [Starpulse]
Diem Brown's cancer is back. [ICYDK]
Jennifer Aniston doesn't eat anything in PARIS. In PARIS. [INFDaily]
What does Adele have to do with Prince? [Huff Po]
Kanye West posted a nude of Kim Kardashian, blah blah blah. [CDL]
Karlie Kloss apparently got bored with her super-slim figure, so she bought BOOBS. ...
I expected more from you, Zac Efron, I really did. I expected that when you went to business meetings, you would take the time to find a parking spot that is legally and morally acceptable for you to park in. You're such a strong, strapping young man that you wouldn't have had any problem parking a fair distance away and walking to your destination, or even running, perhaps with your shirt off. But no. You had to go and take that space.
Here's a picture of him getting in his car after he ...
From Us Weekly:
She's hobnobbed with A-list actors and actresses and traveled worldwide as a result of her reality TV success, but nothing impressed Kim Kardashian more than an at-home sit-down chat with Oprah Winfrey.
"Ummmm no big deal Oprah just left my mom's house! #DreamComeTrue," the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star, 31, tweeted late Tuesday after she joined sisters Kourtney and Khloe, brother Rob, Scott Disick, Lamar Odom, and Kris, Kylie, Kendall and Bruce Jenner to fi...
You know what? I kind of love it. I know, I know, it's pure costume - the dress, the shoes, the hair, the accessories, it's all 1920's as hell - but I enjoy costumey every now and then. Besides, if I have to pick between this and that completely ridiculous psedo-goth nonsense she's been doing for the past month, the 20's win, hands down.
And here's a bonus bit of Katy Perry news: she's being considered for a role in a Freddie Mercury biopic. Ugh:
Katy Perry is reportedly being lined up to playQueen legend Freddie Mercury's girlfriend in a new film.
According to The Mirror...
Man, what a way to start a morning, right? You probably got out of bed, made some coffee and started to get ready for work, huh? You know what I did? I got out of bed, fed the guinea pigs, and then saw Octomom's o-face. We can debate over which morning was better in the comments.
But yeah, that porn flick that Nadya Suleman doesn't think is a porn flick because "the only flesh I'm touching is my own"? It looks like it's going great. As you can see in that photo up there, there's a western scene,...
It's been over a year since we last heard anything about Lady Gaga's very first perfume. In case you don't remember, we heard that it was going to have the distinct, classic smell of blood and semen. I'm not sure how we were able to make it this long without drenching our bodies in that elegant scent, but it doesn't matter, because we don't have to for much longer. The sad news? It actually doesn't smell like blood and semen. Instead, it smells like an expensive hooker.
From The Insider:
In a world where celebrity fragrances are a dime a dozen (Paris Hilton...
From Us Weekly:
Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom are ready to focus on their family.
A source confirmed to Us Weekly Wednesday that Kardashian, 27, recently began fertility treatments at a Los Angeles clinic. "She's finally doing this because she has the time now that she's in L.A. full-time again," the insider reveals.
In April, the lovebirds of almost three years "pulled the plug" on their Keeping Up With the Kardashians spinoff, Khloe and Lamar, following their brief move to Dallas....