Scared little girl living on a big old world You’ve outgrown your room It all happened way too soon They took away your innocence, But we’ve still got a strong defense. If I didn’t get sieved in this, I’d be lonely. So whether you’re a blue sky smiling Or whether you’re a grey sky crying I look up to you I look up to you Whether you’re the sunlight shining down Or you hide behind a cloud I look up to you I look up to you How do you repay a love song by the grave? You hold out your hand and send me to sleep But we won’t let it get the best of us, We won’t fade away like dirt road dust Cuz no matter what love still remains So whether you’re a blue sky smiling Or whether you’re a grey sky crying I look up to you I look up to you Whether you’re the sunlight shining down Or you hide behind a cloud I look up to you I look up to you Southern days Your silly face In our memories they can’t replace. No one else can take their place But you So whether you’re a blue sky smiling Or whether you’re a grey sky crying I look up to you I look up to you Whether you’re the sunlight shining down Or you hide behind a cloud I look up to you I look up to you Scared little girl living in a big old worldThat's actually ... it's really sweet, you know. And one can only assume that it's about Britney (because it'd be way too morbid to assume that it's about Jamie Lynn's daughter, Maddie, and it's definitely not about total-f-cking-wacko Mother Spears, because she's just an ass on legs), and if you watched the video, you probably heard her say in the very beginning, "You can imagine who I wrote it about." I think that kind of speaks for itself, doesn't it? Also, Jamie Lynn here looks and sounds so much like the old Britney we used to know and love so much that it's almost breathtaking. And eerie. Definitely eerie. /> Hm. Cute. Jamie Lynn Spears, unlike her big sister, can kind of sing! And by "kind of," I mean "with the help of heavy, overpowering harmonies" and "low volume." OK now. I'm going to seriously try to put away all snark for a few minutes, because honestly, the song itself is really sweet, and it's definitely a tender moment here, guys. Let's try to recognize, huh? Ahem. Lyrics, please: Scared little girl living on a big old world You’ve outgrown your room It all happened way too s...
Hm. Cute. Jamie Lynn Spears, unlike her big sister, can kind of sing! And by "kind of," I mean "with the help of heavy, overpowering harmonies" and "low volume." OK now. I'm going to seriously try to put away all snark for a few minutes, because honestly, the song itself is really sweet, and it's definitely a tender moment here, guys. Let's try to recognize, huh?
Ahem. Lyrics, please:
Blue hair? Eh. I don't know. It's cool, but I'm not sure how I feel about it on Rumer Willis here. Yeah, it's loads, loads better than this:
And definitely an improvement upon this:
But I'm still not sure blue is quite her color. If she's going to be all adventurous with her hair and whatever, I'd personally like to see her go bright pink. Britney-Wig Pink. With the bangs and all. Rumer'd end up looking like a modern, chic Cleopatra with those piercing eyes and strong jawline, and I re...
From Radar:
The real Kate Winslet may not be nearly as sweet as her on screen persona!
Kate rudely snubbed her adoring fans in the small town of Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts recently while shooting her new movie Labor Day and Star magazine has exclusive details about her shockingly bad behavior.
"Kate was so rude, she never once acknowledged any of us, I was devastated," hopeful fan Shanna Swan told Star. "She gave dirty looks to people in my town who waited hours to see her....
Nudity makes Lindsay Lohan nervous. [The Superficial]
The definitive, must-read 'Rock of Ages' review. [Lainey Gossip]
Chris Brown is "cooperating" with the investigation. I guess that means he just hasn't thrown any punches at police officers yet. [Bossip]
Lady Gaga speaks out against Madonna again. [Starpulse]
Justin Theroux says that living with Jennifer Aniston is like "living in a fishbowl." [Cele|bitchy]
Bristol Palin: running for President. [Huff Po]
Dita Von Teese launches her own makeup line. [The Frisky]
Demi Moore is on the verge...
And by "porno," of course I mean the movie that Lindsay is supposed to do with porn star James Deen. The movie where the actors were warned that they'd be required "to act and be full frontal naked banging girls and guys realistically." That's a porn, right?
Anyway, arguing about the terms seems kind of senseless at this point, because Lindsay's not even sure that she wants to do it anymore:
Lindsay Lohan hasn't yet signed the contract to star in Bret Easton Ellis' new movie, The Cany...
I can't tell you why I'm so excited for the legendary Oprah Winfrey to interview all of the Kardashians, but I really, really am. Maybe it's because I want to hear Kim talk about the divorce. Maybe it's because I'm excited to see the whole family together. Or maybe it's because I like to pretend that Khloe is my best friend, and besties totally support besties. I don't know.
Regardless of the reason, my excitement remains the same. Or it did, until I read new quotes from the interview. After that my excitement ...
It seems like ever since Amanda Bynes got wasted and hit that police car, she's dead set on making sure we all know that she never got drunk and hit a police car. Despite all the facts, despite all the evidence, she's not going to admit that she did it. And that's some real Lindsay Lohan shit right there.
The latest stop on Amanda Bynes' tour of denial? She thinks that she can come up with proof that she wasn't drinking on the night of her DUI arrest. Even though, you know, she failed...
Hey! Look! It's another set of photos from Lindsay Lohan's Liz Taylor biopic! Or rather, I should say, JOKEpic. No. Sorry, that was lame. What can I say. It's Friday morning and the only thing that I'm really processing this morning is Lindsay's bloated-ass face. It's starting to block everything out when it comes to talking about girlfriend, even my ever-present acerbic "wit."
Here are a few more photos of Lindsay on the set of 'Liz & Dick', the movie that's still apparently happening despit...
A---Small island countries crack down the middle and radioactive emu emerge from the resulting orifice
B---The weave business gets ready for a boon
or;
C---People think she's way crazy all over again and winter boots in mid-June do no part in deterring people from thinking that she's way crazy all over again
The correct answer is C. Well, it's B, too, but it's mostly C.
This is what Britney wore this past week on an outing with her kids, and I don't even know where to begin in horrendou...
From Us Weekly:
After nine months of dating, Eva Mendes is ready to take things to the next level with beau Ryan Gosling.
“She starting to think about marriage and kids,” says a Mendes pal. “She loves serious relationships, and she wants all of that.”
Luckily, Eva has an ally in Gosling’s mom, Donna, who is just as eager to see her son settle down. “Eva hit it off with Donna immediately,” explains the insider. “Now they text and email all the time!” So, naturally, when ...