Today's Evil Beet Gossip

PHOTOS: Megan Fox is Definitely, Definitely Pregnant

photo of megan fox pregnancy pictures Either that, or she's got a massive case of gas and bloat. And judging by the look on husband Brian Austin Green's face, that could very well be true, but I doubt it. He's doing it for show, but we're not so easily fooled, are we, guys? No. I didn't think we were. Seriously, though, all this back and forth and "is she" and "isn't she" is really becoming tiresome. I mean, honestly. She so obvious is, and I just don't understand why she doesn't come out with it already. It's not going to be a big s...

Kelly Clarkson Does a Better Blonde

photo of kelly clarkson blonde hair pictures How are you guys liking this blonde? Because though I'm not sure if it's all that different than what girlfriend had going on the last time we all gathered to discuss her (if at all), it's definitely better looking. I mean, it's apparent that she's wearing extensions, and they look really great on her, too, but what do you guys think? Also. That dress. It's just great. Yeah, Kelly's lost some weight over the past few weeks, but do you see what that dress is doing for her figure? It's so prett...

Love It or Leave It: Scarlett Johansson’s Father’s Day Attire

photo of scarlett johansson pictures photos In all honesty, this is probably the worst outfit I've ever seen Scarlett Johansson wear. It's even worse than those God-awful toe sneakers she was wearing back when boning Sean Penn was fashionable*. I guess, though, when you're rumored to be dating Bradley Cooper, it doesn't really matter how you look to the public. Oh, what's that? You guys didn't know that the former 'He's Just Not That Into You' costars who dated in the movie are dating in real life? Because they are, and I LOVE IT. An eyewitn...

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photo of jenny mccarthy pictures The one in which Coco's ass rivals Kim Kardashian's. [The Superficial] What's *really* going on with Lindsay Lohan. [Lainey Gossip] PHOTOS: More people injured in Chris Brown-Drake bar fight. [Bossip] Pregnant Snooki is doing what? [Starpulse] More Emma Stone in Vogue. [theBERRY] Selena Gomez in '50 Shades of Grey'? [Cele|bitchy] Joe Manganiello has a big, big penis. [Amy Grindhouse] A life-sized dollhouse. [The Frisky] James Marsden hates shirts. [ICYDK] Chris Hemsworth gets all wet, and I still don't get it. [Socialite Life] Selena G...

Octomom Better Make It to That Strip Club OR ELSE!

A photo of Nadya Suleman Octomom better make it to that strip club or else what? Or else she won't have a super fun Florida vacation from all those babies? Or else she'll miss out on an awesome career move? Or else what? Or else she'll get sued and get into even more debt, that's what: Octomom BETTER shake her lady bits at a Florida strip club next month ... or she'll get hit with a nasty lawsuit she can't afford -- so says the Florida strip club. TMZ broke the story ... Nadya Suleman was scheduled to go t...

Kim Kardashian Is Totally Sorry About That Whole Marriage Thing

A photo of Kim Kardashian Hey, do you remember that one time that Kim Kardashian met that one dude, and they hung out for a while and then got engaged so that she could have her super special princess day, but then a couple of months later she was like "I can't do this anymore LOL" and they broke up? So does she, and she's totally, totally sorry if she hurt anybody, but she doesn't have any regrets. Because of course she doesn't. Here are a few lovely quotes from that interview she did with Oprah: Kim Kardashian is known for living every bit of her life on TV, howev...

Quotables: Jack Osbourne Has MS

photo of jack osbourne has ms pictures family photo "I was just angry and frustrated and kept thinking, 'Why now?' I've got a family and that's what's supposed to be the most important thing." Man, how awful. Just starting a life with someone you love and having a baby, and now this? What a kick in the ass. MS, if you guys don't know, is a nervous system disorder that can affect ... well, pretty much everything. Here's just a short list of thing that could go wrong in a person who's been diagnosed with MS: Loss of balance, muscle spasm...

A Former ‘NYPD Blue’ Writer Punched a Poodle in the Face, Killed It, is Officially a Scumbag

photo of ted shuttleworth pictures animal abuse picture From TMZ: A former screenwriter for "NYPD Blue" was arrested for beating a poodle to death and could face up to a year in prison. Ted Shuttleworth was busted Saturday morning in Queens, NY after punching his 4.5 lb poodle so hard in the face she died, according to the New York Post. The 51-year-old TV writer took the canine to the vet afterwards -- but her death raised suspicions and sparked an investigation by the ASPCA. Following the necropsy, a spokesman for the ASPCA co...

Quotables: Jennie Garth is Tweeting Peter Facinelli

photo of jennie garth pictures Happy Father's Day Peter. Our girls are so lucky to have a daddy like you! Hope you have a great day with them :) So hey, Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! And to all the single mothers out there who do the jobs of both mom and dad (and don't even start---single fathers are also welcome to be wished a Happy Mother's Day, too, so don't even play that it's like that)! I hope you're all having a wonderful day and treating the special people in your life---or just yourself---to wonderfu...

Don’t Worry—Lindsay’s Back on Set!

photo of lindsay lohan on the set of liz taylor movie pictures Just when you thought she'd finally give up and retire to some seedy crack trailer in a bad part of L.A., Lindsay Lohan has gone and done the unthinkable---turned a bad couple days into a teachable moment for everyone who thought she'd get busted for DUI or for, you know, being dead in a hotel room instead of just "tired" and "dehydrated." These are Lindsay's latest photos from 'Liz & Dick', and despite having such a stellar week, Lindsay's not looking any better as Liz Taylor, sorry. I do...

Love It or Leave It: Britney’s Kind-Of-Amazing Hair

photo of britney spears x-factor pictures curly hair pic In what could probably be called "the best Britney Spears has looked in years," Britney shows up at a red carpet event for 'X-Factor' alongside Demi Lovato, whose hair we're not even going to discuss because it's just flat-out atrocious. In other good-Britney-news, she was most recently named the sexiest woman in music, according to Billboard magazine: Britney Spears has been voted the Sexiest Woman in Music in a poll conducted in Billboard magazine. Over 600,000 people voted in the poll with the 30-year-old singer earning 45% of the...

Anne Hathaway Covers Allure

photo of anne hathaway allure magazine pictures Look, it's Anne Hathaway before she lost all her hair! OK, well, "lost" is a poor choice, I suppose, because it makes her sound like she's got alopecia or something when in reality, she cut it all off for her role as Fantine in the upcoming 'Les Miserables' movie. Here's Anne in July '12's Allure magazine where speaks about body image, weight loss, and dieting. All, you know, important things. Ahem. Anne on her 'Les Mis' weight loss: “I’m doing some crazy weight stuff right now....