Vanessa Paradis honored, still no Johnny. [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan is "in trouble." [The Superficial]
10 Ways to love your body this summer. [The Frisky]
Channing Tatum is having some issues with stripper moves. [TMZ]
Is Chris Evans headed for a nervous breakdown? [Starpulse]
Kristen Stewart's unbelievable 'Snow White' fashion. [Socialite Life]
Kate Upton wants you to see her tits. Now. [Yeeeah]
There's actual talk of a TWILIGHT REMAKE. WHAT? [Amy Grindhouse]
Rihanna versus...
I'm sorry, but I just love RuPaul. Everything I've ever seen or heard or read from him is just pure magic. Sadly, we've never talked much about him around these parts, which leads me to believe that some people might not be aware of just how magical he is. Luckily, RuPaul has decided to help educate people on how wonderful he is by sharing a list of 25 things we might not know about him:
1. The person I idolize most is Judge Judy.
2. I sleep with a stuffed donkey named Jimmy.
3. I wa...
This past Sunday, poor Eddie Cibrian turned 39. Lucky for him, his loving wife, LeAnn Rimes decided to make the day extra special by getting him a very personalized birthday cake. Would you like to see it?
She posted that photo on Twitter, along with the caption "Eddie's favorite things bday cake. LOVE there was a Lakers jersey, a Bronco, a paddle board and more!" Apparently Eddie's list of favorite things also includes banging LeAnn in bed while his two sons just sort of chill and w...
Oh, you guys, I'm just playing. Madonna's rider is absolutely not conservative or sensible. No, it's the exact opposite of conservative and sensible, much like Madonna herself. Except not in a cool way, of course. In a ridiculously pretentious way. You'll see what I mean.
Here's some information about her latest rider:
She hit headlines after flashing her nipple and her bottom while performing on stage. And if reports are to be believed Madonna's diva demands are more outrageous than her exhibitionis...
Oh gosh, you guys. This is excellent. Do you remember how Katy Perry used to be all cotton candy and whipped cream titties, and then that whole divorce thing happened and she started dressing very differently? You remember, the awful dark makeup and the scowling and all the black dresses? And we were all "LOL, Katy Perry is going through her dark phase," like she was some 13-year-old girl who just discovered that the world is a cold, cruel place and no one understands her? It's not a LOL anymore. That's really what she's been doing.
Just go to around the 0:30 mark. She takes off her pink wig, looks at her pink, glittery eyeshadow in the mirror, then BOOM, she's wide awake! She got some Manic Panic from the Hot Topic and some lipstick from her trashy older sister's caboodle, she piled on the eyeliner, and she got a f-cking cape, because now she's wide awake. She's hip to the real world. She's not some stupid baby anymore, ok? She can go to the mall by herself!
Seriously, I did that whole routine when I was 13. The dyed hair, the makeup, the grumpy disposition. But Katy Perry is 27 years old. She has no excuse.
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Oh gosh, you guys. This is excellent. Do you remember how Katy Perry used to be all cotton candy and whipped cream titties, and then that whole divorce thing happened and she started dressing very differently? You remember, the awful dark makeup and the scowling and all the black dresses? And we were all "LOL, Katy Perry is going through her dark phase," like she was some 13-year-old girl who just discovered that the world is a cold, cruel place and no one understands her? It's not a LO...
Look! January Jones did something worth noting! She's a ginger now, guys! And you know what? It's actually pretty nice on her. People has a better photo; one where you can actually see her features in contrast to her newly-red hair:
Cute, right? It almost makes her look unique, despite the fact that it doesn't do much in the line of taking away her ever-present bitch-face. You'd think rocking a new, flattering look would be something that'd please Dame January, but hey. I guess if you're ...
When I think of Shia LaBeouf, I think of Disney. I think of Even Stevens and Tru Confessions and Holes. That's it. I saw the first Transformers movie and that new Indiana Jones and all, but Shia will forever be that goofy kid on the Disney channel to me. So no, I did not want to see him totally naked. I didn't want to, but I saw it anyway.
See, Shia is in this new Sigur Rós music video. At one point, he's completely naked while his hair (head hair, not pubic hair) is in a gross little pony...
Wow, look at that precious little tattoo! A delicate little bird, right on the hip of our little friend here, isn't that just darling? I think so.
But who does it belong to? I'm sure several of our more, um, rabid commenters already know, but for the rest of us, let's take a look at the tattoo's surroundings. The baby blue underwear, the belt, that tiny, faint line of hair under the bellybutton? Wouldn't you say that it all looks a little masculine?
So who could it be?
Read Mo...
Happy Father's Day again! Yeah, it was yesterday and I think we pretty much covered all the bases with the Peter Facinelli post, but if you weren't around to check it out, Happy Father's Day again! What a special, special day! And Woody Allen's son, Ronan Farrow (son of Mia Farrow, not Woody's adopted daughter), took to Twitter to wish his followers a Happy Father's Day and this is what he came up with:
Um. LOL? Yes, I guess "LOL" would be appropriate here. I don't quite know how the broth...
