

Olivia Munn looks ... off. [The Superficial]
The dirty on Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis. [Lainey Gossip]
Lil Wayne says the feud needs to end. [Bossip]
Emma Stone goes goth. [Starpulse]
Sacha Baron Cohen is facing deportation. [TMZ]
Guess who's pregnant! [The Blemish]
Scruffy hotties. [theBERRY]
The Jackson Five will be touring. Just without Michael Jackson. [Huff Po]
Yeah, he's definitely gonna regret that tattoo. [Hollywood PQ]
12 Male celebrities you wish weren't married. If you're, you know, an obsessive creeper. [Socialite Life]
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From Hollywoodite:
Just when you think this cannot become any more immoral or protracted, Kris Jenner brings up the cheating scandal on Sunday’s Keeping Up With The Kardashians during which she reconnects with Todd Waterman decades after their affair.
Jenner used to bring Waterman to her marital home, frequently, during her marriage, allow this man to spend time with her children. Enough time together that the kids remember meeting and playing with him.
During Sunday’s episode,...
When I think of John Mayer creeping on someone, I think of Taylor Swift, natch. I mean, sure, she might have "really humiliated" him with that "Dear John" song she wrote about him, but let's not forget that he got with her in the first place, and hey, that's creepy. It's not even that she was "too young to be messed with," as she sings in the song, it's that she's Taylor Swift. There are some younger women who are smart and capable of handling themselves in mature relationships, even with older dudes, but then there are other younger women who think that "Prince Charming i...
I know, I know, when I showed you those stills from Nadya Suleman's porn last week, everyone got all bummed out. But look, I have to show you the trailer for it. I have to.
The trailer is safe for work in the sense that there's no nudity, but it's NSFW in the sense that your boss might not be cool with you checking out a video where Octomom mashes on her breasts for half a minute. Only you can decide what's right for you, so I'll just show you the video so you can make your own choice:
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So if you thought that this tattoo looked familiar, and remembered that you'd just seen it on Justin Bieber's skinny-ass torso yesterday, you were right. Because it's like the tattoos were done simultaneously. Don't believe me? Here's Justin Bieber's:
All I want, though, is for someone to explain why people are getting tattoos of hollow birds on their bodies? Is this a thing? And if it is, I must have missed it, right? Because last I checked, I have no hollow bird tattoos on my body anywh...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s John Stamos photo: Levey
“Nice ‘fro, wanna see mine?”
First runner-up: James
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Yay! It's the first photo of Angelina as the evil Maleficent! Could it be cooler? No. I don't think it could.
In a recent interview with Entertainment Weekly, Angelina talks about the role and claims that her kids love the horns (because really. Who wouldn't?:
What’s next for you as an actor?
The next thing I’m doing is Maleficent for Disney. I start it in June, and it’s a really great script. I’m having a lot of fun. I’ve already got my horns fitted. My kids are very happy.
In this version, Sleeping Beauty is the nemesis instead of ...
And hey! Guess who doesn't really watch all that much television, so has no discernible opinion on any of the shows who won! WHEE! That'd be this girl! Without any further ado or fanfare, here's the list:
Best Drama Series - Homeland
Best Actor in a Drama Series - Bryan Cranston, Breaking Bad
Best Actress in a Drama Series - Claire Danes, Homeland
Best Supporting Actor in a Drama Series - Giancarlo Esposito, Breaking Bad
Best Supporting Actress in a Drama Series - Christina Hendricks, Mad ...
Alec Baldwin punched a photographer in the face. [The Superficial]
More on Katy Perry's stupid music video. [Bitten and Bound]
Britney cries all over 'X-Factor'. [Starpulse]
Kate Upton's TITS, man. Her TITS. [Socialite Life]
Portia de Rossi's hair: hot or not? [Hollywood PQ]
It would appear that Britney shaved off her eyebrows maybe? [Celebslam]
Emma Thompson went topless. PHOTOS. [Yeeeah]
Google and Pride Toronto's short film collection. [OMGBlog]
Celebrity wardrobe malfunct...
From ET:
"Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis have amicably separated. Please respect their privacy and, more importantly, the privacy of their children."
And that was it. That was IT. No "they split months ago back when everyone and their mother called it," not "just today and poor, deluded Vanessa was left crying on the couple's front porch after telling everyone just weeks ago that things were all fine and dandy," nothing else. We've got the old "amicable separation," and the request...
So, first off, you guys probably heard that Carrie Underwood went and did The Unthinkable for a country music star and endorsed same-sex marriage. No? OK, here's the gist of it:
"As a married person myself, I don’t know what it’s like to be told I can’t marry somebody I love, and want to marry. I can’t imagine how that must feel. I definitely think we should all have the right to love, and love publicly, the people that we want to love. ... Our church is gay friendly. Above all, God...