For the past few weeks, Charlize Theron has been wandering around, wearing hats over her newly shaved head and carrying her adorable son. I didn’t show you pictures or anything because, you know, she kept wearing hats, and how am I supposed to show you pictures of Charlize Theron’s hats when I can keep telling you all about Octomom’s porn?
But today is different. Today, we have a picture of Charlize without the hat:
Charlize shaved her head for her role in Mad Max, and man, what is a great decision. Y’all know that I’m a big fan of short hair, but this is just phenomenal. I’m sure that Charlize’s crazy hotness helps things out quite a bit, but this makes me want to urge every woman to shave her head. Let them beautiful faces shine, ladies*!
*On a completely contradictory note, how the hell am I supposed to grow out short hair? It’s been about two months since I had a trim, and I’m this close to having a mullet.
Trim the back and let the front grow out a bit, dear. That’s how mullet-prevention usually goes, assuming your hair is quite short.
Yes, I agree. I grew out very short hair once, and my hairdresser did a great job of transitioning me while keeping the overall length fairly short. The hair sort of went to a wavy bob before I knew it.
I meant to say the length at the neck fairly short.
Wonder why she did that