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BREAKING!!!! ADELE IS PREGNANT!

photo of pregnant adele pictures
Holy crap! What a Friday this is turning out to be! First we find out that Katie Holmes NASTILY filed for divorce from Tom Cruise, and now we hear that Adele is pregnant? OH SNAP.

From the mouth of Adele:

“I’m delighted to announce that Simon and I are expecting our first child together. I wanted you to hear the news direct from me, obviously we’re over the moon and very excited but please respect our privacy at this precious time.”

OH MY GOSH Adele is going to be the best, sweetest, most-skilled-at-singing-lullabies mother EVER.

Can you even believe what a day this has been already? Ugh. It’s this kind of stuff that just makes gossip worth writing (well, that and you guys. I love you all. Oh, and the money. The money’s always good, too. BUT OH MY GOD, ADELE!).

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  • I am so happy for her and her other 1/2….She really will make a good “mommy” w/her partner and her fan support..!!!!!

  • ADELE IS NOT GOING 2 MAKE A GOOD MOM TO MY BABY SHE’S DUMB AS FUCK WITH HER FAT LOOKING ASS WHOE SHE IS A BITCH THAT’S WHY I’M LEAVING HER B/C SHE SLEPT WITH ASHTON KUTCHER I’M LEAVING U FUCKER U MIGHT EVEN HAVE STD’S OR SOMETHING WHO KNOW’S WHO ELSE YOU BEEN FUCKING WITH.

      • Ima go with cheeto psychosis.

        It happens sometimes after homo-pongo crossbreeds, being basement dwellers, get a fungal infection (I forget the fungus though) and it causes them to lose control over their caps-lock button and internal filter.

        Generally caused by eating left over cheetos out of bags left on the floor over a week or stuck to their chest fur for several days.

        The fungus is at least related to claviceps (the fungus that causes ergot) and produces alkaloids that cause cheeto psychosis.

        I recommend the Zombie Removal Protocol. Shoot him in the head.

      • Srry i said tht but seriously. If u have something to say like tht just keep ur mouth shut. We all have r own opinions. But urs r just plain mean. Be happy for her. She has gone thru sooooo much and she really needs the support right now. She will b a great mother. Rock on adele!!!

    • I agree. She is terribly nasty. What I don’t understand is how someone that fat can actually have sex. I mean the chances of hitting the right hole, let alone finding it, seems pretty impossible.

  • I dont believe adele is in her early 20’s not unless she has done some hard time with drugs. She looks closer to 40. Why can’t people just be proud of their real age?

  • ADELE IS PREGNANT? WTF.. I always thought she was pregnant. You know they have reality shows for people like her. The “Biggest Fatazz Loser” and that new one about Father/Daughter Love. Didn’t she say she’d spit on her Daddy, but instead just dribbled a lougie down her chin? Good on ya, Adele. Make sure they give Simon an EPIDURAL when the Obamacare team removes his testicles for breading out of season.

  • Katilyn ur a dumb ass BITCH I am Simon and if have something to say to my fucking face because I even seen the picture and I know thats not my damn baby so u just need to worry about ur damn self and u what WHORE And that’s why u cant get a MAN u selfish BITCH