Oh, didn’t you hear? Madonna has her own sterilization team, because God forbid she leave any trace of her incomparable self behind after a show in a dressing room or on stage.
No, I’m not kidding. She really does. From the Mirror:
The paranoid star, 53, has ordered aides to leave no trace of her after she leaves gigs on her latest world tour.
In true diva style she set up a “sterilisation team” to wipe away any DNA that may have been dropped in her room on hairs, skin or saliva.
Hygiene freak Madge, whose MDNA tour arrives in Coimbra City, Portugal, tomorrow has also told organisers only her and her entourage are allowed backstage passes.
Concert promoter Álvaro Ramos, overseeing the Portuguese leg of the spectacle, said: “We have to take extreme care, like I have never seen for any other artist.
“We cannot even look at the dressing room, after it is ready, or even open the door. We can only enter after her sterilisation team has left the room. There will not be any of Madonna’s DNA, any hair, or anything. They will clean up everything. In the end it is all to protect her and make her feel comfortable.”
Because duh. Madonna’s already pissed that Lady Gaga’s trying so hard to be Madonna, why take the risk that one of Lady Gaga’s cronies might show up at a show to steal DNA in order to replicate Madonna and program her with offensive, sub-par Lady Gaga songs?
Gosh. I feel like I have to figure out EVERYTHING sometimes.
I may be sick but this post immediately made me think of the movie called Slacker by Richard Linklater which had a character trying to sell a Madonna pap smear[pube included].
She should have that arm removed, damn, granny wings.
so whether I kill myself working out, or not, my arms will eventually look like this??????????????? Ugh, I’m eating a brownie and staying on the couch.
Her elbows hurt my eyes
Well, she must be getting senile (she sure looks like it) if she thinks anyone wants to clone her. DNA my butt!
Um, why do we have to link Gaga with this old whore? Leave Gaga out of Madonna’s mess, please. Gaga deserves better.
this woman is damn hideous, limbs included, nuff said
Why is this whore still alive? Who, in their right state of mind, would want a piece of this flaky wrinkly fleshed talentless geriatric? She’s so narcissistic, ugly and beyond her use by date! She is the queen of lip syncing, evil, trash, filth, darkness and everything ugly.
Good Grief. Why has everyone in this post gotten so damned ugly about Madonna. Has she really done something so hideous that she deserves this treatment? I mean, do you feel this way about your own 50 something mothers, grandmothers and other relatives? Will you NOT become this way too when you hit 53. Seriously?
Terrie, you seriously have some issues and demons to be cast…YOU are an ugly human being and i do mean UGLY… KARMA is a bitch. just keep that in mind.
Lady Gaga is a talented pop artist who will also be 53 one day and I guess you will say the same things about her.
Again, human beings are OVERRATED, especially those in this blog.
Madonna looks like a monster from a horror film. maddog is a horrible person she’s been very mean toward Lady GaGa for no apparent reason. That’s why you have people in here speaking the truth. maddog started this crap, not GaGa. Elton John is right about maddog too. Lady GaGa pretends to be a monster, but maddog IS a monster.
This is somebody else’s arm attached and airbrushed on her to look bad. I am her age and I don’t work out 1/10 as much as her and my arms look nowhere near that awful. I agree she needs to quit wearing slutty clothes and dancing with her legs open but she still looks good. Shame on you for being so nasty. Thats not her arm.