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Kaley Cuoco is Still Totally Hot, So Now You Know

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First, can we all just kind of agree that Kaley Cuoco is, indeed, the hottest woman on television? I know we’ve got chicks like Sofia Vergara and Christina Hendricks, but Kaley just strikes me as really low-maintenance (a notion that turned out to be kind of right), and honestly, what’s hotter than that? Here’s Kaley’s latest interview and photo shoot with Maxim Australia, where she talks how great she is, how great guys think she is, and how anyone who doesn’t think she’s the bees’ knees should probably checkity-check themselves before they wreckity-wreck themselves (because she’s the greatest).

Kaley on avoiding the whole Hollywood scene:

“I’m very uninvolved in the Hollywood scene. I might have been to a club once in my entire life. I’m the biggest homebody. I think I’ve been hungover one time, and I hated the feeling. I love being at home with the dogs. I wish I wasn’t so pathetic. I fall asleep on the couch, no matter what, every night between 8:30 and nine. I am not exaggerating.”

On whether she’s ever had an unrequited crush:

“I’m sorry, but I usually get what I want. When I go for something, there’s nothing that stops me. Nothing.”

On whether she’s dating anyone:

“I’m not. I’m newly single. I’m always the girl with the boyfriend. I love having a boyfriend, because I think I’m the greatest girlfriend in the world.”

On what makes her so great:

“Because I’m awesome! I’m such a guys girl. I love every sport. I’ll go to any game, any time. I can eat, I can drink, I can have such a good time with the guys. I’m just not a girly girl. I’m completely low-maintenance, and I think that’s great for a guy.”

So. Does telling everyone you meet how hot you are make you even hotter? Because if that’s the case, well, forget Kaley being the hottest chick on television. She’s probably the hottest chick on the FACE OF THE EARTH, and you better not say otherwise or she’ll CONVINCE YOU.

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  • She seems pretty cool, but she’s not all that attractive. Nice body, but a plain face, in my opinion. I do love her on Big Bang Theory, though!

  • 2bh sounds like she’s just pandering to her audience… and the “I always get what I want” comment seems off… like it doesn’t matter if he’s already taken – SHE GETS WHAT SHE WANTS!
    That said, I do like the girl – just not based off this interview. At all.

  • She tries too hard on the BBT to be Jennifer Aniston circa 1994 and copies her body language, facial expressions, and even vocalizations. It doesn’t help that she is my least favorite character on BBT because Penny represents everything I hate about girls who want to be geek but don’t know shit about the culture.

  • What a load of toss, she sounds like a knob. Girly girls also eat and drink, otherwise they’d be dead. I always side-eye girls who say they get along with guys better than with girls, as if girls were worst to hang out with. Sounds like a lot of internalised misogyny to me.

  • Oh she’s just doing that thing that the majority of women do where they say they’re “so totally different than every other woman” so that stupid guys will be all “OMG what a unique and sexy chick..she likes SPORTS AND BEER?! THAT’S INSANE”.

  • I don’t get it? In one of her first comments she wrote she’s “only been hungover once” and then later writes she “can eat and drink”

  • She is a pet of mine because, she is a girl that puts up with the geeks and tries to communicate with them. In this era of “stand off” to be a success, she (the script) has a good place on TV.

  • Kaley is No Angle She is A Goddess and of all the women in the world She is the HOTTEST. ..so sweet so FINE she is the kind of woman I Wish was MINE……..

  • Funny I’m just reading these comments kaley is a hottie but we only see what she is on tv and we would hope she would be like that as a real girlfriend that some of you can only watch on tv lol and make comments about on here

  • its a new year and kaley is looking even better then ever ..it don’t matter if she reads this or not the only thing that matters is letting the World know how. Awesome and Beautiful and Sexy and Smart and Sweet Kaley really is …..the work of a True Fan :) loveing her always her True Love

  • If you get stuck in Dulles Airport just let me know and I will pick you up and I will show you around Washington, D.C.

    D.O.M.

  • hmm well maybe shell email then and and ask for a date lol ….heres my reply sorry it took awhile for me to post