Well, well, well. What do we have here? I’ll tell you what we have here—Jennifer Lopez with a hot mess where her scalp should be.
Last time we talked about Jennifer here, we were discussing the oddities of her relationship with the young lad, Casper Smart, and whether or not he was the catalyst behind talks of potential career changes. But in all honesty, I couldn’t really give a shit about what Casper Smart has to say about Jennifer and her star trajectory, because he’s a stupid bee-krumping backup dancer. God.
It could be worse. She could be pulling Madonnas left and right, flashing her tits and ass and vagina all over the place. Granted, if J. Lo was doing it, it’d be considered “hot,” because she’s not a fetid old vampire like Madonna is, but hey. I guess you have to start your mid-life crisis somewhere, right?
What do you guys think of Jenny from the block’s hair?
You mean took out her extensions!?! Breaking news.
She still has a giant fat ass.
I think that is her natural curly hair. I don’t know, I don’t think it looks that horrible.