Emma Stone Covers Vogue

As if she wasn’t lucky enough to star in a movie where she gets to HAVE SEX with Ryan Gosling, she’s completely and utterly gorgeous and charming, too. Some girls have all the luck. And yeah, even though this post is about Emma Stone, I’m going to go right ahead and talk about Eva Mendes for a second, because girlfriend there is a stark comparison to Emma Stone. Eva Mendes might get to have sex with Ryan Gosling, but she will never, never, never (did I say “never”? Because I definitely mean never) have that particular charming x-factor that Emma Stone practically oozes. And that, my friends, is why I’m not completely jealous of Eva Mendes for boning Ryan Gosling and trying to get knocked up in time for a shotgun wedding. No, because there’s so many better ladies that Ryan could be porking, and if it weren’t for that Andrew Garfield dude—another person whose appeal is questionable to me—it could happen. It could happen. And I would love it, truth be told.

Here’s a few mini-excerpts from Vogue‘s spread and commentary:

Emma on what she does for a living:
“I’m not saving lives. But I get to tell stories, and that’s a pretty important task.”

On being comical growing up:
“Comedy was my sport. It taught me how to roll with the punches.”

How she feels about fashion:
“It makes them feel like it’s an extension of themselves.”

“Amazing Spider-Man” Producer Matt Tolmach on Emma:
“She’s stunning, so she’s disarming.”

“Amazing Spider-Man” co-star/boyfriend Andrew Garfield on Emma:
“Working with Emma was like diving into a thrilling, twisting river and never holding on to the sides.”

“Amazing Spider-Man” Director Marc Webb on Emma:
“A lot of young actresses are either very serious or doe-eyed. Emma sidesteps that.”

Gosh. Isn’t she just the most?