Good Morning! Here’s Some More Cracked-Out Photos of Lindsay Lohan as a Cracked-Out Liz Taylor!

Hey! Look! It’s another set of photos from Lindsay Lohan’s Liz Taylor biopic! Or rather, I should say, JOKEpic. No. Sorry, that was lame. What can I say. It’s Friday morning and the only thing that I’m really processing this morning is Lindsay’s bloated-ass face. It’s starting to block everything out when it comes to talking about girlfriend, even my ever-present acerbic “wit.”

Here are a few more photos of Lindsay on the set of ‘Liz & Dick’, the movie that’s still apparently happening despite the fact that Lindsay was probably drinking and driving with an open container when she wrecked that rental Porsche the other day. Police? Please. Who needs ’em when you’ve got LIFETIME MOVIE NETWORK EXECUTIVES who are going to bail you out at your every unstable whim and hire you personal cars so you can’t create any more vehicular mayhem on your own? Come on!

I … this … who is this even supposed to be? Lindsay looks like a chub-faced twelve-year-old playing dress-up in their old Auntie’s closet.

And speaking of old Aunties, remember that dinner that Woody Allen took Lindsay out on a few weeks back? There was apparently a reason for it:

Mr. Allen said the meeting was purely social. “I met her at a party and we got together for dinner, but I would not hesitate for a second to use her if I had a role that was good for her because she’s an extremely talented girl,” he said.

So it was completely innocent. And you heard it right from the horse’s mouth—he would absolutely not hesitate (for a second!) to use her if he had a role that was good for her BECAUSE SHE’S AN EXTREMELY TALENTED GIRL. What the F-CK planet are we living on, guys? Because I don’t know of ANY planets in which someone as generally revered as Woody Allen would say such general atrocities like Lindsay Lohan being “extremely talented.” Jeez.