Confirmed: Suri Cruise is also an alien. Or a clone of Tom Cruise. Whatever. [INFDaily]
Turns out Britney‘s a real big bitch, maybe. [Celebrity VIP Lounge]
Lindsay Lohan‘s being sued. [Hollywood PQ]
This week’s “Hot Chicks on Twitter.” God. [College Poison]
Demi Lovato also has leaked photos. [IDLYITW]
New beds that MAKE THEMSELVES. [OMGBlog]
Hugh Jackman makes out with a lady during the Tonys or whatever. [Bitten and Bound]
Radiohead’s new song, ‘Full Stop’. [Huff Po]
Lindsay Lohan cites “faulty brakes,” but she wasn’t even supposed to be driving. [Yeeeah
Kim Kardashian’s trial will probably be filmed. [Cele|bitchy]
Selena Gomez does a ’50 Shades’ parody. [The Frisky]
Snooki’s ex-boyfriend says he has a “career.” [TMZ]
Natalie Portman turns 31, shows off adorable family. [Socialite Life]
‘Rock of Ages‘ in NYC makes me want to DIE. [theBERRY]
Katy Perry’s asscheeks. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Kirsten Dunst is probably pregnant. [Lainey Gossip]
Jenny McCarthy is doing ‘Playboy’, says she’s gonna be very hairy. [The Superficial]
Madonna’s touring nipples. [Lainey Gossip]