It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Mario Lopez photo: Mego
“Here I come / I’m comin’ to get ya Foxy lady / You look so good / Yeah, foxy / Yeah, give us some / Foxy / Yeah, get it, babe / You make me feel like / Feel like sayin’ foxy / Foxy”
First runner-up: wibaly
“Did he say douche or moose?”
Second runner-up: Mark Ryan
“DUDE, I SAID ON MY FACE NOT ALL OVER MY FAVORITE SHIRT! WHY DO YOU THINK I WAS SHIELDING MY HAIR?”
Congrats to Mego! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“Eddie will never leave because, I am strong, I am beautiful, I am confident, I am strong, I am beautiful, I am…oh fuck, I’m still in heels aren’t I? Shit!”
Just….need…..to…..burn…..off….this….TIC-TAC!
im in my street clothes
and feelin kind of hazy
i am running
should take my heels off, maybe?
Immediately after splurging on diet soda at lunch, Leann heads to the gym.
You wana know why I’m runnin’ a treadmill in heels? Cuz I got TWO Grammies, Bitches! But seriously, I’m workin out bcuz Mark Ryan wont hit this Va-JayJay cuz he says I have no ass.
WTF, wait a minute! This isn’t Dance Dance Revolution!
Just training for next year’s Kentucky Derby.
Burn calories burn…burn fat burn….burn calories burn…burn fat burn… (Leann chanting to herself when she heard that Brandy gained a pound and here was her chance to be thinner than her!)
my publicist said we were going to show people how I lose weight healthy and to meet her early in the morning to “work-out”. So… Obviously I thought we were going to go to “Dick’s Strip Joint” and take some hot studs home and do an all nighter. .. You know “Work-out”. Imgaine my surprise when she takes me to this place where people do pyshical activites on machines. like, weren’t machines made so we dont have to exude ourself and forced to sweat?
my publicist said, we were going to show people how I lose weight healthy and to meet her early in the morning to “work-out”. So… Obviously I thought we were going to go to “Dick’s Strip Joint” and take home some hot studs to make “famous” and wind up doing an all nighter with them. .. You know “Work-out”. Imgaine my surprise, when she takes me to this place where people do pyshical activites on machines. Like, weren’t machines made so we dont have to exude ourself and forced to sweat?
didn’t know how it got submitted twice
Look! Beyond the brush! It’s the rare, illusive… crazy white bitch running in heels!
After seeing the word “Matrix” on the machine, Ms. Rimes is now bound and determined to find Neo.
Hold on…. this dishwasher isn’t working.