Ha! That was a joke, guys. There’s nothing mad cool about the way Snooki‘s dressed here, and it’s not even for the fact that she’s, like, almost six months pregnant and tottering around in huge, Spice Girl-like platform sandals and she almost bit it in them twice. No, this outfit is just craptacular to begin with, from all angles, and the fact that a pregnant lady’s wearing such ridiculous attire only adds to the ensemble’s general atrocity.
I know, I know—some of you are probably thinking that I’m being a Hatie Katie and stuff because I’m still hung up on Snooki naming her son after the cheap-o version of the Highlander, and if that’s what you’re really thinking, I’ve got news for you: you’re sort of right. Sort of. I mean, I haven’t forgotten what she’s planning to do, and even though her boyfriend, Jionni, is a completely f-cking bag of dicks, I’d rather she name Jionni’s offspring* after him than have to sit through another generation of Lorenzos any day.
Check out the rest of the photos in the gallery, including Snooki being way responsible and almost falling the f-ck over in these just gorgeous cheap-ass heels.
*Because you never really do know, do you?
I dont like the shoes or head band other than that theres nothing wrong with her clothes.
I’m feeling bad while dying for those boots. I. WANT. THEM.
Won’t be able to brush her teeth fully or eat a meal when the child arrives.. wardrobe planning such as it is will be a miracle..heh