So Dina Lohan Is Going to Have Two Different Reality Shows, I Guess

And yeah, that’s a picture of Dina, not Lindsay. Crazy, right? You can always tell which one is which by the nose. Not by the fact that one is the other one’s mother, or the 24 year age difference. Pretty much just the nose.

But we’re not here to talk about how Lindsay has used enough meth, crack, and whatever other substances she could find under the sink to make herself look at least twice her age. No, we’re here to talk about how Dina Lohan apparently has not one, but TWO reality shows in the works. Really.

The first one is called DramaMamas:

Celebuzz has learned the mother of Hollywood actress Lindsay Lohan has signed on to as-yet unsold documentary-series that promises to chronicle the real-life journey of launching a Broadway-bound musical from “page to stage,” while showcasing the incredible talents of our young performers and their DramaMamas, hovering not far behind.

“There is nothing more important to me than a parent standing behind their child and helping them fulfill their dreams,” Dina told Celebuzz.

Production for the series begins this weekend and will run through the summer.

The show will take the audience behind the scenes of The White Plains Performing Arts Center’s theatre company, with producers promising to take viewers on a “roller coaster adventure.”

Throughout the season, DramaMamas will recruit a variety of creative “mentors” from the Broadway community, including 49-year-old Lohan, who has acted as manager for daughters Lindsay, 25, and Ali, 18.

Did that sound like a theatre version of Dance Moms to anyone else? Oh, then sign me the hell up right this instant. Plus, it sounds like Dina will only be making a few appearances, which is good. Lord knows the world can only handle so much of this woman.

Sadly, this second show, a show called Hollywood Exes, doesn’t sound nearly as good:

Dina Lohan will share a state with the ex-wives of Prince, Will Smith, R. Kelly and Eddie Murphy on a new reality show. To quote “Sesame Street,” “One of these things is not like the other.”

The VH1 show is called “Hollywood Exes.”  We found out Dina is shooting several episodes, but is not a full-blown member of the cast.  Sources connected with the show tell us … producers brought Dina in because she’s friends with members of the cast and she can “spice things up.”

But here’s the problem. In the spice department, Dina’s cupboard is bare, becauseLindsay Lohan will NOT be appearing on the show.

On the bright side, Dina can give lots of child-rearing tips.

Oh, for sure, the ex-wives of Prince, Eddie Murphy, Will Smith, R. Kelly, and Michael Lohan. The original article was right, one of these things is not like the other. One of these things is total bullshit.

Really though, I’ll believe all this when I see it. It’s really hard to imagine that the world cares enough about Lindsay Lohan’s mom to put her on two different television shows. But if it actually happens, would you watch either of them?