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Oh, So We’re Raising Bigoted Kids Now? That’s Cool.

I know it’s not celebrity-related, but it’s a viral video, and it’s people-related. We’re still people underneath our clothes (Shakira—there’s your celebrity reference), so I think this is probably something that pertains to us.

The above video features two little kids singing a bigoted, anti-gay song in CHURCH about how “homos” aren’t “gonna make it to heaven,” and if it wasn’t bad enough for you that some wad of Paris Hilton‘s shit (another celebrity reference FTW) actually went ahead and taught the poor kid the stupid song, then you’ll really lose it when you see how positively the congregation reacts to the kid’s song, whistling, clapping, hooting and hollering, and worst of all, the deep-man-voiced “YEAH”s that you’ll hear resounding through the sanctuary, because come on. REAL MEN AREN’T THEM GAYS.

Here’s the lyrics to the song:

“The Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong.
The Bible’s right, somebody’s wrong.
Romans one, twenty six and twenty seven;
Ain’t no homos gonna make it to Heaven.”

I don’t condone violence, but I’d totally love to punch every single one of these assholes in the throat. Hard.

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  • I once saw a History Channel show about the KKK and they had little children dressed up in sheets & hoods. This clip reminded me of that, somehow.

  • Ah yes, Greensburg Indiana… Always vigilant against the homosexual agenda. Sarah, imagine my pain…. I live in this shithole state. Sadly, this is mainstream thinking here in Indiana. The John Birch society was born in Indy, Charlie Manson spent time in the reformatory, Jim Jones had a temple in Indy. When I first moved here there was a bar in the little town of Sheridan called The Triple K….local lore says they had the head of a black man in a jar on display. This place seems to attract uber zealots at a pace ive never seen….. I can’t wait to leave!!!

    • Damn, that’s a fairly sanctimonious reply. A group of fanatics hardly defines a country, with the notable exception of France.