A few years ago, on the fourth of July, my dad and I were going over to my grandma’s house for a cookout, and I was subjected to one of the most awkward moments of my entire life. He was driving, and we were going down the main road through town with the windows down. He pulled up to the stoplight by the auto parts store, where there was a huge car wash fundraiser happening in the parking lot. We came to a stop right beside a man who was standing on the shoulder of the road, holding a sign and urging people to get their cars washed for whatever his cause was. Since we were conveniently close, he leaned down and started talking to us. Did he talk about what they were trying to raise money for, or how much a regular old scrubbing would cost?
No. He leaned down to the window, a few inches from my face, and screamed “RIM JOB, 25 CENTS! Come get your rim job! You won’t find a cheaper, better rim job than this! Come on, don’t you want a good rim job? A quarter for a rim job! RIGHT THIS WAY FOR YOUR RIM JOB.”
The light finally turned green, and we drove away. I tried really hard, but a few seconds later I couldn’t keep it in anymore, and I started laughing. My dad starting laughing too, and we didn’t stop until we got to my grandma’s. Then I freaked out for a few hours because while I always knew that my dad and I have a very similar sense of humor, I never thought we’d be laughing together about rim jobs.
These pictures of Courtney Stodden reminded me of that story because they’re awkward, and while they made me laugh at first, in the end, I’m mostly just disturbed. Also, there’s the car washing theme, but thankfully, no rims in sight.
Don’t you think hand washing cars is a more lucrative career change for her..?
Her poses remind me of 80’s “glamour” shots.
All I can think when I see the soapy sponge held up to her vag is that she’s going to wind up with a nasty infection.
Oh no, now all I can think about is how I bet she wipes from back to front.
HAHAHAHAH!!
See? This really gross bra (or bikini top?) is the reason I think her boobs are real. It’s clear that her top is padded as all hell. She’s got a decent rack to start with, epecially compared to how tiny her frame is. Not sure why she would need to wear padded bra’s. Oh that’s right, she’s a soulless famewhore who has a mom that encourages her desperate behaviour. That’s why.
this isn;t something new that happens all the time—xxxxooo
She looks like she has a ball bag between her legs in the second picture!
” IF I DO THIS . MY AGENT SAYS I DON’T HAVE TO WORK AT THE SUPERMARKET ANYMORE … “
does she own more than 2 pairs of stripper shoes? i feel like with all his celebrity money, he should take her shopping. all of these pictures are the same crappy shoes! come on girlfriend! get classy! err! something!
Shows you he doesn’t have any celebrity money. He’s D-List Doug at BEST, and if you look at his roles, he’s not star material, so he’s not getting big bucks.
She’s wearing the same outfit in all the pictures…why would she keep changing her shoes ? I don’t think anyone’s checking out her shoes, anyway.
PROBLEM WITH THIS TYPE OF CAR WASHING , IT SMELLS LIKE FISH AFTERWARDS !!!
I have a questions for her: how can she walk (stand) on those shoes and not fall flat on her face? Please, do share! I bought some 6″ heels and I’ve decided to sell them (brand new) because I’m scared to fall and break any one of my limbs.
They decided to make a ‘publicity shoot’ of her needing to wash some producer’s car in exchange for getting a meeting with someone they think might help them make it big.
I’d bet anything that her perv husband is taking these in front of their garage !
She has small, average size breasts, they would look NICER than stuffed top heavy bras to pretend to have giant fake boobs, those giant boobs are out being phased out and natural is coming back big in the adult industry, oh yeah she is allegedly not even over age 21 yet. Nvm
it amazes how she could be soo amazing waist down….and the toned legs seem photoshopped from tina turner
It’s goddamn obvious she is having some fun here in the pics and out there. And why are you worried about her?