It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kristen Stewart photo: Anonymous
“Hey Thor! You want to take a whiff of R-Pats ass?”
First runner-up: jester2
“You don’t need to hide his boner from the paparazzi with your purse it’s only this frickin big.”
Second runner-up: Deanna
“…and I was like F*CK YOU Nikki…”
Congrats to Anonymous! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap!
“theres the real PIG!”
After entering the The Ninth Gate of Hell, the first thing you will see is…
lol, my first thought was also hell related..
The Hilton Papilloma Virus (HPV) can now melt the flesh off a human face and cause severe deformity.
You Have Been Warned.
“OH MY GOD….Paris Hilton’s tampon just fell out!”
“OMG! My sister is here!” -Paris Hilton
yes…yes, I am a demon from hell and you all know my bride to be, Paris Hilton
“I’m a little tea pot short and stout… is that the right move?”
Paris Hilton, the other, other white meat.
No longer satisfied with the attention from bringing little dogs to clubs, Paris has now migrated to bringing little dog faced boys with her…
Paris Fucking Hilton has the precioussss. Which way to Mordor?
OH MY GOD you guys are killing me with these captions over here … I’m virtually pissing my pants with laughter.
Glad it’s virtual rather than literal.
;)
And in other news, Paris Hilton’s new reality show started filming this past week. Look for “Chernobyl Shore” on TV this fall.
So he grabbed the back of my head like this…. then flipped on the video camera. Next thing I knew I was an international celebrity.
No way really all I have to do is have sex with this live gargoyle behind me and I will be back on top of the skank pile again and Kim Kardashian will be gone for ever? Cool lets do this thing before he changes his mind. Oh Oh I think he just spotted Lohan
So, like, the pigman totally asked me to make out with it and I was like no way pigman- guy…
And I then I did, just a little…
I mean he’s so cute and piggy!
OMG, Nicks here! Quick, watch me do this move I like to call the Sprinkler to get his attention! Its sooooo hot
Ok girls before our lucky volunteer gets up here I’ll go over it one more time. You open your mouth like so. The gentlemen will put thier hands here to steady your head and then he will gently bang away at your throat with his dick? Oh and if your eyes are sensitive don’t forget your protective eye wear. Of course my eyes have seen more jizz than visine so I only wear the glasses for style points.
Paris has taken to posing with heinously disfigured people in the background in an effort to make herself appear more attractive in comparison.
Paris is shocked to see her latest Beau, Freddy Krueger arrives at the party!!!